I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.
In this episode, I have a chat with musician & presenter Tony Thaxton, about Dirty Baker’s Dozen, Bizarre Albums, rocking wrestlers, crooning Terry Bradshaw, Lenny & The Squigtones, special Guest-ing, Chris Gaines, Derek Smalls, California Raisins, Urban Chipmunks, Spider-Man, Animalympics, Archies, baffling Bruno, drumming, faking it, pantheons, Michael McKean, Motown, masked singers, obscure Star Wars characters, and Christmas Number 1s.
Welcome to Hands Down, FRED’s own look into the world of the folks that frequent this sordid world of geekery. Follow Aaron, Brian and Colin (and a menagerie on the way) as they traverse the light fantastic or some such nonsense… What? It’s an online fortnightly comic strip, what kind of description did you expect?
Santa Claus gets along with every child except one ““ his own feisty teen-age daughter, JINGLE BELLE. Jingle’s creator Paul Dini (Batman: The Animated Series,Gotham City Sirens) and illustrator Stephanie Gladden (Hopster’s Tracks, Girls of Monster Paradise) present ALL NEW Jing strips here at FRED. Check in each Thursday for more arctic antics!
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Jingle Belle and all related characters ™ & ® 2010 Paul Dini all rights reserved
Santa Claus gets along with every child except one ““ his own feisty teen-age daughter, JINGLE BELLE. Jingle’s creator Paul Dini (Batman: The Animated Series,Gotham City Sirens) and illustrator Stephanie Gladden (Hopster’s Tracks, Girls of Monster Paradise) will be presenting ALL NEW weekly Jing strips here at FRED. Check in each Thursday for more arctic antics!
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For the past few years, the fine folks at Astrobase Go (Jackson Publick & Doc Hammer) have been providing FRED with exclusive holiday singles.
This year is no different.
However, there are still some of you out there that haven’t heard all of the tracks from previous years. So let’s rectify that. Below, you’ll find all of our exclusive VENTURE BROS. holiday tunes, leading up to the big debut of this year’s insta-classic.
In 2004, The Monarch & Dr. Girlfriend gave us their take on the Bowie/Crosby “Peace on Earth/Little Drummer Boy“…
2005 brought the tender trio of The Monarch and Henchmen Nos. 21 & 24 belting out Dolly Parton’s “Hard Candy Christmas” during The Monarch’s incarceration…
2008 was a bittersweet affair, as Henchmen 21 & 24 sung a tune that was recorded in June of that year, to get it out of the way so they wouldn’t have to worry about it during their big vacation in Cancun. Sadly, there would never to be a “Henchmen Cancun ’08″…
Santa Claus gets along with every child except one ““ his own feisty teen-age daughter, JINGLE BELLE. As a special Holiday Havoc treat, Jingle’s creator Paul Dini (Batman: The Animated Series,Gotham City Sirens) and illustrator Stephanie Gladden (Hopster’s Tracks, Girls of Monster Paradise) will be presenting ALL NEW weekly Jing strips here at FRED this Christmas season and into the New Year. Check in each Thursday for more arctic antics!
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Jingle Belle and all related characters ™ & ® 2009 Paul Dini all rights reserved
Christmas Day is fast approaching, so we thought we’d ask master storyteller (and living legend, natch) Stan Lee to get us all in the holiday spirit with a rousing reading of THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS as only Smilin’ Stan can!
Oh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the Quick Stop…
Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.
Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.
Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉
Hugs and Kisses,
Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy
Ah, but how do Aaron & Fitzy bring you holiday cheer this fine, festive season? Why, with not one, but TWO gifts! Not only do you get a brand new Cabin Fever Commentary for the holiday classic A CHRISTMAS STORY (which you can download below), but first and foremost, you can lay your eyes upon the visual feast that is CABIN FEVER’S A CHRISTMAS CAROL:
CABIN FEVER COMMENTARY: A CHRISTMAS STORY – To get you in the festive spirit, the Irish duo delve into a film not nearly as known on their side of the water, A CHRISTMAS STORY. Aaron bucks popular opinion in an attempt to point out one or two flaws in the film while Brian just bursts with delight over what he considers a gem. Hat love is evident throughout.
[CONTENT WARNING]:Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!
Santa Claus gets along with every child except one ““ his own feisty teen-age daughter, JINGLE BELLE. As a special Holiday Havoc treat, Jingle’s creator Paul Dini (Batman: The Animated Series,Gotham City Sirens) and illustrator Stephanie Gladden (Hopster’s Tracks, Girls of Monster Paradise) will be presenting ALL NEW weekly Jing strips here at FRED this Christmas season and into the New Year. Check in each Thursday for more arctic antics!
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Jingle Belle and all related characters ™ & ® 2009 Paul Dini all rights reserved
It’s that time of year again, when sites the web-over compile helpful holiday shopping lists to guide you into the deepest, darkest pits of retail with a map that will hopefully get you out alive. Here now, without further ado, is the 2009 Quick Stop Holiday Shopping Guide.
(If you see anything you like, please support Quick Stop by using the links below to make your holiday purchases – it’s appreciated!)
I’ve banged on about for years, and I’m going to keep going virtual door to virtual door until the word gets out about QI. If you’ve never heard of the UK quiz program QI, you’re missing out on one of the funniest “educational” shows ever devised (the devisee being creator/producer John Lloyd, formerly of Blackadder, Not The Nine O’Clock News, and Spitting Image). The key to QI (which stands for “Quite Interesting”) is the central tenet of its philosophy – it’s not always being correct that counts, but being interesting (and funny). The interesting nature of a given piece of information spurs conversation and debate, eventually leading round to the learning of said informational nugget. Did you know that the Earth has more than one moon, for example? Or that otters kill crocodiles? Soon to make its debut on BBC1 (with its 5th season), it’s hosted by Stephen Fry and features a rotating panel of four comedians (one of which is mainstay Alan Davies) – and it’s one of the most hilarious shows I’ve ever seen… Honestly, you’ll laugh as much as you learn, and I still hold out hope a network in the US is smart enough to pick the show up uncut, as BBC America have been nothing but boobs about it (Hello, Comedy Central! Hello, Discovery Channel! Hello, PBS! Somebody!). Until then, you can grab a copy of both the first (A Quite Interesting Game) and second (Strictly Come Duncing) interactive QI DVD games (Warner Home Video, DVD-£18.99 each), the 2-disc, feature-laden DVD sets of the first three seasons – The A Series (2 Entertain, Not Rated, DVD-£19.99), The B Series, & The C Series (Warner Music Entertainment, Not Rated, DVD-£19.99 SRP each). Keep in mind that all five of which are available only for Region 2, so make sure you have a Region Free player. For those in the US, the very first QI Book of General Ignorance (Faber & Faber, $19.95 SRP) and the follow-up Book Of Animal Ignorance (Faber & Faber, $ SRP) are available, and they’re both brilliant tomes which collect much of the interesting information featured in the first four seasons into one handy volume, plus scads more of those aforementioned nuggets of intellectual goodness. Folks in the UK (and bright, industrious Americans who know how to use the internet, HINT HINT) can get their very own copies of both the inaugural QI “E” Annual, last year’s QI “F” Annual, and this year’s QI “G” Annual (Faber & Faber, £12.99 each), which make the perfect holiday gift for all ages. Last year also brought Advanced Banter: The QI Book Of Quotations (Faber & Faber, £14.99 SRP), which is the most interesting compendium of clever and memorable quotes you’ll ever lay your inquisitive mind upon. Last but certainly not least is the QI Book Of The Dead (Faber & Faber, £16.99 SRP), which is positively packed with quite interesting things about the departed, from Benjamin Franklin to Nikola Tesla. By all means, learn what all the hubbub is about (and stop by the official QI site at www.QI.com).
I admit it – I was skeptical of Up (Walt Disney, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$45.99 SRP) when I saw the first teaser, ages ago. How would Pixar pull of what seemed to be a film starring an old man living in a house held aloft by balloons? Well, I should really learn to doubt Pixar less, because once again they pull off an unorthodox premise with style, wit, and a breathtaking amount of real, genuine emotion as we follow the story of elderly Carl Fredrickson as his plans to fulfil a lifelong dream get turned upside down by an unlikely stowaway in the form of an 8-year-old Wilderness Explorer, Russell. Just see the film, particularly in high definition, which comes bundled with a standard DVD as well. Bonus features include a brand new short starring Dug the dog, behind-the-scenes documentaries, an integrated making-of, and more. The best way to get the flick, though, is in conjunction with the super-duper Limited Edition Luxo Jr. Collectible Desk Lamp Set (Walt Disney, $199.99 SRP), which comes packed with a replica of Pixar’s iconic mascot attached to a base display that also stores your Pixar Blu-Ray titles – including the packed-in copy of Up.
And you can add to your Pixar display with the Ultimate Cars Gift Pack (Walt Disney, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP), which not only includes copies of Cars in both standard and Blu-Ray, but also a pair of exclusive diecast cars with Ransburg paint – Cruisin’ Lightning McQueen and Rescue Squad Mater.
We’ve reached a bit of milestone with the release of Saturday Night Live: The Complete Fifth Season (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$69.98 SRP). Not only is it the season wherein the show reached its 100th episode, but its also the last to feature members of the original Not Ready For Primetime Players – now pared down to Gilda Radner, Larraine Newman, Garrett Morris, and Bill Murray after the departure of John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd. Additions to the cast included Harry Shearer and Brian Doyle Murray, plus an increased role for Al Franken and Tom Davis. Bonus materials include audio commentary with Buck Henry and Elliott Gould. I’m curious to see if we’ll get the train wreck 6th season … I really hope we do.
As the Tennant era comes to a close, be sure to snap up your very own handy-dandy tool that The Doctor wouldn’t be caught without ““ the Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver ($19.99). Not only do you get a fully illuminating screwdriver with authentic sound effect, but it also comes with a pen nib and his psychic paper wallet. Take that, Daleks!
Oh, to be a kid today, with all of the advanced electronics now available to toy manufacturers. Back in my day, we’d be luck if we had a pull string to make something talk – or an audio tape that would prompt eye blinks and mouth flap. Today, the wizards at Thinkway have crafted the mind-bogglingly cool Ultimate Buzz Lightyear (Thinkway Toys, $199.99 SRP). Standing almost 2 feet tall, this Buzz speaks in Tim Allen’s voice, can walk around, salute, “fire” his “laser”, communicate with Star Command, and even be put in autonomous wandering mode. Yes – your toy can just roam around your room. Creepy. And oh so cool. What will they think of next?
It wouldn’t be the holiday season without A Charlie Brown Christmas (Warner Bros., Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP), now available in glittering high definition alongside the standard edition of much-newer I Want A Dog For Christmas, Charlie Brown (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP). If that weren’t enough to get you in the spirit, there’s also the high-def debut of the original, classic How The Grinch Stole Christmas (Warner Bros., Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP), retaining all of the bonus features found on the standard special edition (same goes with A Charlie Brown Christmas. Finally, there’s a new direct-to-video special starring the original hot & cold duo in A Miser Brothers’ Christmas (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP).
As a kid, next to the likes of A Charlie Brown Christmas and How The Grinch Stole Christmas (and yes, even A Claymation Christmas), another perennial special that found its way into my holiday viewing schedule was Yogi’s First Christmas (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$14.95 SRP). Thanks to the wonderful Warner Archive Collection, now I can easily show Yogi’s discovery of Christmas (when he gets woken up during his hibernation) with my nephews.
Many take potshots at the show, but there’s a reason why Hogan’s Heroes remains such a fan favorite – it’s a fun, funny, absurd, Bilko-esque comedy that happens to be set in a German POW camp during World War II. Much like Mel Brooks after it, it made the Nazis into fools, with an Emmy-winning perf0ormance by Jewish actor Werner Klemperer as the bufoonish, ineffectual Kommandant Colonel Klink (the ability to ridicule the Nazis was what made Klemperer decide that taking the role – and the premise of the show – was OK). You can now get the entire series in one fell swoop via the Hogan’s Heroes: Kommandant’s Kollection (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$179.99 SRP), which also contains an exclusive bonus disc with an alternate/extended version of the pilot, a new interview with Richard Dawson, an alternate 1st season episode in German, Emmy wins, a Hollywood Palace clip featuring the cast, and more.
Wanna zone out for the holidays? Sure ya do! And you can completely zone out by staring into the soothing blue glow of the Mathmos Bubble ($59.99), a rechargeable indoor/outdoor”¦ well”¦ glowing ball. Pretty much says it all. NOW STARE INTO IT AND FEEL THE WORLD DRIFT AWAY”¦
I will admit right off the bat – nothing I’ve seen of James Cameron’s Avatar has made me in the least bit interested in seeing it. In fact, all of the hyperbole about it from the likes Jeffrey Katzenberg makes the reality of what I’ve seen seem all the more ludicrous. It is the focus of a merchandise bonanza, of course (it must be, right?), so shelves have been flooded with not only 3 3/4-scale Avataraction figures (Mattel, $10.99 SRP each), but also 6″-scale Mattel Movie Masters Series figures ($14.99 SRP) of all the lead characters. The saving grace, though, is that young children don’t know well enough what figures might be from where, and the Avatar figures are perfectly size-compatible with Star Wars, GI Joe, DC, and Marvel action figures. Just pretend their an invading alien force that can only be fought by Snake Eyes, Han Solo, Spider-Man, and Batman. See? Now they’re worth getting.
Speaking of figures that are orphaned by a mediocre big screen inspiration, I present the 3 3/4-scaled figures based on GI Joe: The Rise Of Cobra (Hasbro, $10.99 SRP). I’m a fan of the original animated series and the original animated line of toys, so the flick and figures based on it are… well… a bit annoying. So kids? Get these figures, and consider them weird, bizarro alternate dimension versions of characters like Cobra Commander.
The only figures I was actually happy with – even if the sculpts are a bit wonky – are those based on the classic Marvel characters as they appeared in the Secret Wars miniseries of the early-80’s. They’re being released as Secret Wars 25th Anniversary Comic Packs (Hasbro, $17.99 SRP), containing 2 figures and one of the 12 issues of the original Secret Wars miniseries.
A few years back, it looked like Disney Editions might be abandoning the lushly illustrated, highly informative tomes that made animation junkies like me salivate over every page. Thankfully, that has not been the case, as they’ve opened up the vaults and been releasing a breathtaking series of books based on the animation process. Last year brought a focus on the pre-production story process, while this year brings The Walt Disney Animation Series: The Archive – Animation (Disney Editions, $50.00 SRP). It’s packed with original production art from the breadth of their animated shorts and features, each one glorious in its own right,
Speaking of Disney Editions, I’d also recommend picking up their in-depth exploration of the World War II “Good Neighbor” trip that the US government sent Walt and a select team of his animators on, which is detailed in South Of The Border With Disney (Disney Editions, $40.00 SRP). The trip eventually resulted in the films Saludos Amigos and The Three Cabelleros.
This holiday season is turning into a true Spongebob-a-palooza, as both of my nephews are big fans of the magnificent yellow bastard, and are both savvy enough to know what they want. Which is why it’s helpful that Nickelodeon has been quite active getting the sponge onto themed board games (kids don’t play enough board games). This holiday season, not only can you get Spongebob Squarepants: Connect 4 (Hasbro, $18.99 SRP) and Spongebob: Sorry! (Hasbro, $19.99 SRP), but also Spongebob: Memory (Hasbro, $8.99 SRP), Spongebob: Kid Cranium (Hasbro, $24.99 SRP), and Spongebob: Operation (Hasbro, $19.99 SRP). That’s right – now you can try to remove Spongebob’s Barnacle Brain and Patty Pleasure Center. Heck, there’s even a Spongebob: Magic 8 Ball (Mattel, $24.99 SRP) with themed responses like “Aye-Aye Captain”.
In today’s digital age, there’s no need to use a slide rule. If you’re not familiar with a slide rule, it was essentially the pre-calculator age way if easily making some quite complex computations. In fact, they helped send us to them moon, and were the bane of many a high school student. And, thanks to ThinkGeek, you can get your very own Student Slide Rule ($19.99), lovingly recreated just for the nerd in you. Figuratively. DO NOT GO LOOKING FOR AN ACTUAL NERD WITHIN YOUR BODY.
I think the Star Wars prequels are an abomination, but I can still appreciate a good toy when it crosses my path (and delights my nephews no end). So what was this fun toy? The Star Wars: Indoor RC Republic Gunship (Hasbro, $49.99 SRP). That’s pretty self-explanatory – it’s a radio controlled vehicle that small and safe enough to hover about and fly indoors for up to 5 minutes at a time, commanded by a rechargeable remote. Vehicle? Flying? Fun.
Kid fans of the Nick show iCarly can now emulate the onscreen madness of Carly and Sam with a pair of toys, one of which actually features on the show. That show-specific item is iCarly: Sam’s Remote (Playmates, $16.99 SRP), which also features sound effects (just like on the show). “Random Dancing”, anyone? The other toy is the iCarly: Megabyte Mic (Playmates, $28.93 SRP), which allows kids to sing along with the theme song, sing their own song, or conduct their own interviews.
As dense as a diamond and just as exquisite, the second volume of world knowledge written by the world’s FOREMOST EXPERT on ALL THAT IS KNOWABLE (if not factual) and the possessor of soft hands and a baby’s face (the former per our handshake, the latter per Ricky Gervais), John Hodgman, is now available for purchase from your favorite book emporium IN SOFTCOVER. More Information Than You Require (Riverhead Books, $15.00 SRP) picks up where The Areas Of My Expertise left off – literally – and presents the reader (us) with learned knowings rare, surreal, useful, and useless, as well as 700 Mole Men (one of which bears a familiar name) and CHARTS! Lots and lots of CHARTS! How can you not want this book? THERE ARE CHARTS! “But what if I’m too lazy to read, and the clarion call of CHARTS is no attraction to me?” I hear some of you cry. Well, there is now More Information Than You Require: The Audio Book (Penguin Audio, $34.95 SRP), which finds Hodgman joined by his scruffy troubadourial sidekick, Jonathan Coulton, and a galaxy of guest stars (including DICK CAVETT!). Did you hear that parenthetical, people?!? DICK CAVETT! Get the audio book. And the book. And some candles. You can never have enough candles.
Don’t tell John Hodgman, but Scrabble is one of those games that I just never got around to learning when I was a kid. It never came up amongst my family, friends, or was available at all the middle school dances I spent sitting at the games table. So this holiday season, I promised, well, me that I would teach myself how to play. Luckily, I’ve been teaching myself with the Scrabble: Diamond Anniversary Edition (Hasbro, $39.99 SRP), which features the classic game in a nice, plastic, foldable board/case with tile storage and rotateability. One day – one day soon… I will play Hodgman. And lose. Badly. If you want some Scrabble on the go, though, there’s a touch screen Pocket Pogo Scrabble (Hasbro, $19.99 SRP), which is an electronic, portable version of the game.
Many other artists have gotten lavish retrospective collections in recent years, and the spotlight has finally turned to the great Steve Ditko with the appropriately titled Art Of Steve Ditko (IDW, $29.99 SRP), a big ol’ hardcover volume that has copious amounts of artwork and insight on the JD Salinger of comicdom.
For years, I’ve quietly lusted after the fantastical prop-quality ray guns that Weta has been manufacturing in extremely limited quantities. Sadly, they’ve just been a bit beyond my economic grasp – and it seems they’ve been that way for more than just me. Well, those sweet folks at Weta have decided to make a Dr. Grordbort gun that just about everyone can afford – swapping out metal for plastic, but crafting it so that they only way you can tell the difference is that the Righteous Bison ($99.99) weighs a heck of a lot less. Will there be more? Let’s hope so!
When new editions of previously released titles come out, it’s always difficult to determine whether there is a significant difference in image/sound quality or bonus features to make a re-purchase worth it. And sometimes, it’s an easy decision – and that’s the case with Black Adder Remastered: The Ultimate Edition (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$79.98 SRP) and Fawlty Towers: The Complete Collection Remastered (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP). On the new Black Adder set – in addition to all of the previously available material – the set adds the newly-produced, in-depth anniversary documentary Blackadder Rides Again, as well as an hour-plus clutch of unedited interviews recorded for the documentary. Not only are the episodes completely remastered and looking better than ever on the new Fawlty set, but John Cleese has recorded new commentaries in addition to brand new interviews with the cast, including the previously unavailable Connie Booth, outtakes, the previously available director’s commentaries, and the Torquay Tourist Guide documentary short.
Paramount jumped into the spiffy-edition high-def game a few months back with a pair of high demand catalogue titles which certainly do show off the medium to its fullest – Mel Gibson’s Braveheart and Ridley Scott’s Gladiator (Paramount, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP each) – under the “Sapphire Series” banner. Braveheart comes with an audio commentary, timelines, dimensional battlefields, a retrospective documentary, historical featurettes, and a look at the writing process. Gladiator sports an audio commentary, deleted scenes, behind-the-scenes featurettes, storyboard/ design galleries, and more.
On a similar note, I’m not entirely sure why it didn’t get a snazzy high-def release as well, but Chinatown (Paramount, Rated R, DVD-$19.99 SRP) has been graced with a fully remastered 2-disc entry into Paramount’s “Centennial Collection”, featuring an audio commentary, making-of featurettes, an appreciation, and a look at the history involved. Hopefully this will make its way to Blu-Ray soon.
Those of you only familiar with Steve Coogan for his occasional American film work are in for a world of wonderful comedy that’s now contained in the easy-to-snag Steve Coogan Collection (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$129.98 SRP). Much of the content on the 13-disc set has been unavailable in the US until now. So what do you get? Well, you get Knowing Me, Knowing You (plus the holiday special Knowing Me, Knowing Yule), the complete I’m Alan Partridge, Saxondale, Dr. Terrible’s House Of Horrible, Coogan’s Run, Paul and Pauline Calf’s Video Diaries, Paul and Pauline Calf’s Cheese and Ham Sandwich, and The Tony Ferrino Phenomenon – not to mention loads of bonus features. This is the set to get.
Be sure to live a life full of stereotypes, and be the nerdy guy (or gal) you want to be with pride by sipping your favorite cold-weather beverage from a Laboratory Beaker Mug ($9.99). Yes. That’s right. It’s a beaker. With a mug handle. And you know you want one.
Those fans that have only experience the butchered editions of weird and wonderful The Mighty Boosh that have been running on Adult Swim need to run – not walk – to their favorite DVD emporium and snag copies of the new-to-the-US unexpurgated editions of The Mighty Boosh seasons 1-3 that have now been collected into the massive Mighty Boosh Special Edition DVD set (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$79.98 SRP). The 7-disc set is loaded with all of the bonus features from the separate releases – including featurettes, commentaries, bloopers, & oddities – plus an exclusive 7th disc with a documentary, a Q& A, deleted scenes & outtakes from the pilot, the Paramount channel Zookeeper sketches, Bob Fossil Audio, Live Night links, and more.
In the first DVD release from the venerable UK music quiz show, The Best Of Never Mind The Buzzcocks (Channel 4, Not Rated, £19.99 SRP) collects the most memorable moments from Simon Amstell’s hosting stint, plus a pair of specials and a look back from Simon and Phill Jupitus. It’s also the only place one can see footage from the unaired Russell Brand episode that was pulled after the whole Andrew Sachs affair.
It takes place at the holidays, so it makes perfect viewing during the season – and it contains what I consider the finest performance by John Candy ever put to film. What’s more, Planes, Trains and Automobiles (Paramount, Rated R, DVD-$14.98 SRP) has been given a new “Those Aren’t Pillows!” special edition, featuring a making-of retrospective, a spotlight on John Hughes, a deleted scene, and a tribute to the late, great Mr. Candy. Get it. Watch it. Enjoy it.
Yes, I know I’m a little close to the material – but you know what? I’d still recommend you pick up a copy of Shootin’ The Sh*t with Kevin Smith: The Best of SModcast (Titan Books, $14.95 SRP). It may seem an odd proposition to read transcripts of the Kevin & Scott Mosier’s podcast, but the strength of the material means the comedy translates to the printed page quite nicely. Go. Buy it.
Yes, it really has been 100 episodes since the squarepanted sponge of Bikini Bottom first made his way onto our TV screens. How do I know this? Because there’s now an uber-deluxe box set titled Spongebob Squarepants: The First 100 Episodes (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$99.99 SRP), which is exactly that – 14 discs in a lucite holder, containing those titular episodes. Not only that, there’s also audio commentaries, featurettes, a music video, and even an in-depth, candid documentary on the show’s origin and evolution from the production team., It’s almost as good as getting the Krabby Patty formula.
And if you’ve made it all the way through the massive box set of the yellow one’s first 100 episodes, it’s time to move into fresh material with Spongebob Squarepants: Season 6: Volume 1 (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP), which contains 24 episodes of Krabby goodness, plus 7 shorts and the Spongebob History Song.
How about a cold-weather marathon of classic movies, courtesy of Turner Classic Movies? That’s exactly what you’ll get with their themed Turner Classic Movies Greatest Classic Films Collections (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$27.98 SRP each), each featuring a quartet of flicks under a common heading. On Family, you get Lassie Come Home, Flipper, National Velvet, & The Incredible Mr. Limpet. Hitchcock Thrillers presents Suspicion, The Wrong Man, I Confess, & Strangers On A Train. Comedy delivers A Night At The Opera, Father Of The Bride, The Long Long Trailer, & Arsenic And Old Lace. Finally, Holiday brings Christmas In Connecticut, A Christmas Carol, The Shop Around The Corner, & It Happened On 5th Avenue. My only disappointment with these otherwise wonderful sets is that Warners decided to put them on the loathsome double-sided flipper discs.
It’s all coming to a close, with the Blu-Ray release of the penultimate, 5th season of Lost (ABC Studios, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$79.99 SRP) signaling that the mystery is about to get answers. Right? Well, who knows, really. Regardless, this is the season that showed us a future off the island – and a need to get back. Bonus features include behind-the-scenes featurettes, deleted scenes, audio commentaries, bloopers, and the Blu-Ray exclusive Lost University and reflections from the cast & crew on 100 episodes.
Many, many years ago, I was quite disappointed when the Harry Potter films began hitting DVD. What could have been wondrous, information and goodie-packed special editions were instead rather superficial, cursory releases that left a bad taste in the mouth for lost opportunities. Fast-forward and, as the franchise rapidly comes to a close on screen and the smell of money is in the air, Warners has decided to give the films the editions they deserve – the “Ultimate Editions”, in fact. Gracing shelves this holiday season are Harry Potter & The Sorcerer’s Stone: Ultimate Edition and Harry Potter & The Chamber Of Secrets: Ultimate Edition (Warner Bros., Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP each). Each 4-disc set contains not only the original theatrical editions, but extended cuts, as well, in addition to all of the bonus materials contained on the previous releases. What’s most special, however, is the inclusion on each set of a feature-length documentary detailing various aspects of the Potter films, from characters and actors to special effects and the music. When all 8 “Ultimate Editions” are finally released, they will have what amounts to a whopping, comprehensive overview of the whole shabang. Add to that deleted scenes, TV spots, trailers, and more, and fans have at long last gotten the editions they’ve been waiting for.
And, of course, you know you’re going to be picking up Harry Potter & The Half-Blood Prince (Warner Bros., Rated PG, DVD-$34.99 SRP), the 6th film in the Potter film series, and the darkest entry yet (beyond even its finale). The 2-disc edition contains additional scenes, the JK Rowling: A Year In The Life documentary, a sneak peek at the Universal theme park attraction, a Q&A with the cast, a look behind-the-scenes, and a all-too-brief preview of the first installment of The Deathly Hallows. A Blu-Ray edition ($35.99 SRP) is also available, which includes an exclusive picture-in-picture feature with Daniel Radcliffe, featurettes, and comparisons, plus a DVD copy of the film.
The Flask – Drink conveyance of a more civilized, lushy age. Now you can combine this classic accessory of the drunkard with the lackadaisical ennui of a more modern age, courtesy of the “Meh.” Flask ($12.99). Now you can comment ironically on other’s disapproval of you”¦ in style.
I’ve looked at Hot Toys previous releases of the 12″ silver Iron Man Mark II and red & gold Mark II figures, and while I marveled at their sleek design and beautifully realized to-scale accuracy, I save my highest praise for the final release in the series – the chunky, clunky Iron Man Mark I (Sideshow/Hot Toys, $169.99). Crafted on the down-low from missile parts in a makeshift cave lab, the first iteration of the Iron Man suit was a makeshift affair – and a far more difficult suit for the sculptors at Hot Toys to realize. But they did. And it’s magnificent. Every wire and tube is captured in the reduced scale, a true wonder to behold. And yes, there’s a light up feature on the chest and arm blaster. Get this figure while you can, ’cause you’ll regret not getting it at its original price.
Even the off ones have moments of high hilarity, which is why the Blu-Ray arrival of The Mel Brooks Collection (Fox, Rated PG/R, Blu-Ray-$139.99 SRP) is most welcome. Not only does the set include special editions of The Twelve Chairs, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Silent Movie, High Anxiety, History Of The World: Part I, To Be Or Not To Be, Spaceballs, and Robin Hood: Men In Tights and brand new featurettes and commentaries, but also a 120-page hardcover book. Sadly missing from the set? The Producers. A real shame.
So you still haven’t gotten your copy of Henry Selick’s stop-motion adaptation of Neil Gaiman’s Coraline? Well, you can easily rectify that with the Coraline: Limited Edition Gift Set (Universal, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$64.98 SRP). Bundled together in the set are both the Blu-Ray and standard editions of the film (with the original bonus features), as well as behind-the-scenes book and postcards.
Seeing a comedy like The Hangover (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$34.99 SRP) really drives home just how unfunny recent comedies are by comparison. With a straightforward premise – a group of friends reconstructing a Vegas bachelor party gone wrong on the morning after, just hours before the wedding – and a cast bringing their A-game, it’s worth a spin. See for yourself what a sharper script and a sharper cast can deliver. Bonus features include a Dan Band performance, additional Ken Jeong improv, a gag reel, a map of destruction, and additional missing camera shots. A Blu-Ray edition ($35.99 SRP) is also available, with exclusive picture-in-picture commentary, a cursing mash-up, and an Iron Mike online teaser.
Much like any sketch show, Robot Chicken (Adult Swim, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) is a scattershot affair – some bits are quite good (even genius), and some fall flatter than a pancake. Like that metaphor. See for yourself when you dive into the complete 4th season, which contains all 20 episodes plus the San Diego and New York Comic-Con panels, video blogs, nuggets, deleted scenes, alternate audio, and more.
Even nearly 50 years since taking the world by storm, Paul McCartney’s voice still remains a powerful instrument, and it’s always great to see him using it in front of an audience – particularly when it’s as historically significant as opening New York’s CitiField (built on the same spot as the legendary Shea Stadium). You can now see and hear that landmark concert via Paul McCartney: Good Evening New York City (Hear Music, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP). The 3-disc set features 2-CDs and the convert DVD. I’d recommend picking up the Best Buy exclusive, though, as it tacks on a bonus 4th disc featuring McCartney’s performance from atop the marquee of the Ed Sullivan Theater.
Of the triumvirate of Top Gear presenters, I do believe that James May has become my favorite. I think it’s because of the genuinely enthusiastic documentary series he does on the side, from looking at his childhood toys to journeying into space. James May’s Toy Stories (Channel 4, Not Rated, £19.99 SRP) brings May back to the playthings he loved as a child – like LEGOs and Airfix – but with the added twist of attempting to scale up the application while introducing the community at large to the joy of old school toys. So what are the projects? How about building a 1:1 scale Spitfire Airfix model? Or a house made entirely of LEGOs? Fun!
It’s hard to believe, but Steven Spielberg’s comic misfire 1941 (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-£14.99 SRP) is just now making its DVD debut in the UK. Many call the film a complete disaster, but it’s just so unbelievably misguided and ham-fisted that you can’t help but love what I’ve coined its “Kitchen Sink” approach to filmmaking. Newly remastered with a documentary, featurettes, deleted scenes, trailers, and more. Here’s hoping this spiffy new edition makes its way to the US soon.
To try and explain the work of Michael Kupperman is to try and comprehend the beauty of a rose, or a sonnet, or a concerto – it just exists as a perfect comic gem for all to admire. And laugh at. A lot. Don’t believe me? Go get yourself a copy of Tales Designed To Thrizzle: Volume 1 (Fantagraphics, $24.99 SRP) and see for yourself. And laugh. A lot.
For anyone who missed out on Rifftrax’s very first live theater-simulcast (or just want to re-live the awesome in the pantsless privacy of their own home), you can now get your own copy of Rifftrax Live!: Plan 9 From Outer Space (Legend Films, Not Rated, DVD-$14.95), recorded *live* in front of a studio audience in Nashville (the one in Tennessee). Bonus features include uncut commercials and a photo montage.
Yeah, I’m a sucker for the Guinness Book of World Records. There’s just something so compellingly exciting yet sad about the various and sundry attempts at dubious immortality “achieved” by the people, events, and tragedies included in the 2010 edition (Guinness, $28.95 SRP).
Most shows suffer in their sophomore season, but it’s always nice when a program bucks the trend and turns in a stellar outing – and such is the case with Mad Men: Season Two (Lionsgate, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP). Will Don Draper make it out the other side the same man? The 3-disc set features all 13 episodes plus commentaries, featurettes, and a music sampler.
It’s a juggernaut that’s still rolling along, and surely there’s a kid on your list that still plays Pokemon. For that kid on your list, there’s the Pokemon Trading Card Game: Rumble Game (The Pokemon Company, $13.95 SRP). It’s an all-in-one battle royale to be the last Pokemon standing.
Nancy Botwin moves her mini pot empire south of the border in the fourth season of Weeds (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), and the trip to Mexico doesn’t exactly make things easier – or safer. The 3-disc set features all 13 episodes, plus commentaries, featurettes, and a gag reel.
So there you have it… my humble suggestions for your holiday shopping this season. See ya next year!
Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at Quick Stop. Every Wednesday, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!
In conjunction with Universal Home Video, we’re giving away a three (3) copies of 30 ROCK: SEASON 3 on DVD.
In conjunction with MPI Home Video, we’re giving away a five (5) copies of THE IT CROWD: SEASON 3 on DVD.
Some people hang the holly, others decorate the tree, and a few even terrorize the neighborhood with off-key caroling.
Not us.
Here at Quick Stop Entertainment, we’re celebrating the holiday season by giving a little something back to you, our readers (you know who you are).
Every weekday leading up to the holiday break, we’ve got uber-exclusive gifts provided by a whole range of artists, actors, comedians, and studios. One a day, straight from them to you (and you can check out last year’s fun here).
Ain’t that cool?
Today, we’ve got a special edition of Paul Dini’s “Monkey Talk”, which finds Rashy and his little brother, SuperRica, compiling a joyous celebration of children’s love for ol’ Saint Nick…
Be sure to check out Rashy’s official site at LittleRashy.com“¦ And while you’re at it, be sure to check out Rashy’s “mom”, Misty Lee, at MistyLee.com…
Check out the rest of this year’s Holiday Havoc – and past Havoc –HERE
BURBANK – NBC ought to just change their slogan to “We’re Chattin’ Fools!”
The announcement of Jay Leno taking over the Monday through Friday 10 p.m. slot for his Tonight Show wasn’t unexpected. Jeff Zucker (star of Fat Actress) has been letting the network focus more on its high rated morning and late night line ups. Primetime was getting in the way. Did anyone really thing reviving The Bionic Woman and Knight Rider was going to make the Peacock proud? Think of Jay Leno as the Channel’s Chunnel to get beneath the low performing comedies, dramas and gameshows.
This means NBC will now have three and a half hours of nightly talkshows to promote their 2 hours of primetime. Not to mention the 4 hours of the Today Show that’s news lite with a heavy focus on star interviews. That’s 7 1/2 hours of infotainment coming to you fresh daily from NBC.
How long can a broadcast network sustain itself with 7 1/2 hours of people sitting behind desks each day? How many A List stars will grind through Matt, Meredith, Al, Jay, Conan, Jimmy Fallon and Carson Daly? They’re going to be running out of “exclusives” come March. They don’t have enough Saturday Night Live cast members to roam across the hallway for Late Night.
Maybe they’ll just get the CNN holographer to beams stars between all the studios? But with five less hours of prime time talent to promote, NBC won’t have much need for exclusive action. Plus NBC-Universal is cutting back on their movie output so those stars won’t be crawling all over the green room.
When Andy Warhol predicted in the future we’d all be famous for 15 minutes, he nailed a Nostradamus vision. In the coming decade, we’ll all get 15 minutes as a guest on NBC talkshows. This might be good news for Odd-listers. The web people might finally get a chance to sneak on the sofas. Jay will need more strange superstars to kill that hour. Although the fear is that NBC will go cheap and just have handpuppets fill in the booking gaps.
QUICKIE GIFTS
If you need to grab a couple gifts this holiday season, there’s quite a few continuing series worth wrapping up. The Complete Peanuts 1967-1970 Box Set brings Snoopy into his superstar turf. He’s joined by his little pal Woodstock. Also the first real black character arrives with Franklin. Looney Tunes: Golden Collection, Vol. 6 has several wartime cartoons. Bugs and Daffy fight back the Germans and the Japanese. Ever notice how today’s cartoon characters are such utter cowards. Why hasn’t Spongebob Squarepants gone after Bin Laden? Can’t Dora the Explorer funnel information to the CIA? Walt Disney Treasures only has three titles in the tins this year. The Chronological Donald, Vol 4 1951-1961 wraps up all the theatrical shorts starring Donald Duck. They even toss in “Donald in Mathmagic Land.” The Mickey Mouse Club Presents Annette has all the segments from our favorite Beach Party star’s series. Dr. Syn: The Scarecrow of Romney Marsh is the hot title of the year. You can’t buy this new online. If you see it at your local store grab it. It’s already going for $80. Patrick McGoohan (The Prisoner) is a priest who uses a disguise to smuggle booze into England. Finally there’s Saturday Night Live: The Fourth Season. This is the last time for John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd.
HOLIDAY GUEST STAR!!!!
Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s our special Christmas moment with Charo!
Make sure you watch it in “high quality” mode. Charo’s rump shaking is stunning. In case you’re curious, Charo and Tony Sacca were shooting the finale of his Las Vegas PBS special.
STARS?
The cast of the Celebrity Apprentice have been announced. Remember when Donald Trump announced that he’d be getting Oscar winners, sports superstars, titans of industry and Nobel prize winners to play his game? Guess who qualifies as Award winners, business bigwigs and media superstars to the Donald this time around:
Andrew Dice Clay – Is he going to spend half the show talking about how he’s going to sell out Giants Stadium? He’s on NBC so he can’t unload his classic nursery rhymes.
Tom Green – Glad to see he was able to take time away from preproduction of Freddie Got Fingered 2. The kids on The Hills don’t remember when he was an MTV Superstar. Expect to see him work the “I’m Canadian and don’t quite understand your culture” angle.
Clint Black – is this year’s Trace Adkins. Wasn’t his last reality series the one that had Sulu sing country and was canceled after 1 episode? Isn’t it bad luck to have a celeb from a reality disaster on board? Or maybe it’s good luck for us.
Annie Duke – will bring her Poker wits to the boardroom. She will be responsible for all the “gambler” instinct references.
Claudia Jordan – is a Deal or No Deal model. Claudia makes Vanna White look overworked. You open 1 suitcase an hour and that makes you a superstar? The Samsonite Gorilla must have been booked for a cruise.
Brian McKnight – must have to plug an album. At least he can put an end to the misconception that he was a member of New Kids on the Block.
Tionne “T-Boz” Watkins of TLC – count her tributes to Left Eye Lopez.
Herschel Walker – will show off his Heisman skills. Perhaps Donald will talk about the cash he paid Walker to run for his USFL New Jersey Generals? Whatever they do, don’t let Herschel listen to music while he parks the car in the garage.
Natalie Gulbis – is the new LPGA Golfing hottie. She hasn’t won an LPGA tournament. Her twist on the LPGA tour is that she’s not from Asia and she’s not name dropped on The L Word. Now that’s a rarity on the tour.
“One-time skating champ Scott Hamilton” – must be nice that they had to single out his singular achievement. The guy won the gold medal in 1984 along with 4 consecutive US and World titles. What must Donald Trump’s people belittle Hamilton? What would Brian Boitano do, Scott?
Khloe Kardashian – a celebrity for re-enacting her drunk driving bust for Ryan Seacrest’s Keeping Up with the Kardashians series. This woman barely works at her family’s clothing store and leeches off her sex tape making sister’s barely existent fame. Lenny who hangs out at the Today Show is a bigger star than this woman. America cares about Lenny if they don’t see him outside the studio. Why couldn’t the Donald get Lenny to appear on the show? Guess Trump doesn’t have real pull with real famous people.
Joan Rivers and her daughter Melissa Rivers – Are they going to tagteam it? Is this a step up from the TV Guide Channel? Shouldn’t there be a rule that contestants have to be carbon based?
Actress Brande Roderick… acted like she really liked having sex with Hef. She’s practically a lost Tweed sister.
Dennis Rodman – Does this man need anymore attention? Doesn’t he have a court hearing this week? Maybe he’ll bump uglies with Joan by the end of the show.
Is this really an A List line up for a major network show? Trump makes NBC look lower on the food chain than Fox Reality. Any random episode of Match Game ’76 has more star power than this cast. Why do these people play for charity? A majority of them are charity cases.
Why doesn’t he book his Palm Beach pals that were scammed for billions by Bernard Madoff. Wouldn’t America enjoy watching broke bluebloods eating pig vaginas for enough cash to pay for their poodle’s spa day? Screw it. I’m pitching this show: Eat the Rich. Each week Wall Street Busts have to compete with unemployed factory workers for a week at a fancy hotel. Bluebloods vs. Blue Collars can work as a title, too. If Donald Trump keeps playing with his mortgage payments, he might be available for the pilot.
MISSING MISS PAGE
It was amusing to watch the main stream media obituaries for Bettie Page. They presented her as this sweet pin up model from the 1950s. But there were tons of those gals working the cheesecake circuit. What Bettie did was look incredibly hot with bangs and a ballgag. Even half a century later, her fetish influence still dominates the curiously kinky. Who didn’t want to come home and find a blindfolded Bettie tied down to the ottoman?
MANNIX MANIA
CBS DVD is swell enough to let me sponsor a giveaway of 5 copies of Mannix: The Second Season. This classic TV detective series is one of my favorites with Mike Connors playing the good living private investigator. There’s a review in this column’s DVD Shelf section.
In order to win one of the Mannix: The Second Season boxsets, you’ll have to answer a question based on the Party Favors interview with Mannix’s Mike Connors. Name the Oscar winning director and Hall of Fame basketball coach that pushed him towards acting as a career? It’s two different people in case you are wondering. Coach K has not won the Academy Award. Send the answer along with your name and address to mokaha@aol.com by Jan. 9. Employees of the Party Favors, Mike Connors and Tim Robbins are not allowed to win. Although if Mike Connors wants a copy of Mannix: The Second Season, I’ll buy him one.
ENOUGH MULTI-MERICANS!
The United States of Tara would be really original if it didn’t look like the offspring of Tracey Ullman’s State of the Union” and “Little Britain USA. Is it necessary to have another show featuring a Commonwealther playing multiple Americans? Next year we’ll have the graduating class of RADA perform as every citizen of Atlanta on Starz. As revenge we need to have Tom Arnold play every member of the English Royal Family. He does a great impersonation of the Queen breaking a fart next to Lady Di’s ghost.
AH THAT SMELL
Did you know that Sean Combs’ “I Am King” cologne makes a great vinaigrette dressing? It knows how to sex up arugula. The sweet smell of Combs lets the ladies know that you’re a douchebag who will talk over any song on the radio. The scent reminds her that before the end of the hour, she will be eliminated.
Party Monsters Cabo has me asking that sad question: Can’t the Mexican police please stop letting these people back into America? Why can’t border security shutdown the human-dopes trade?
TO BE THE MAN
Suspended NHLer Sean Avery needs to enter his true profession: Pro Wrestling. Avery can easily be the new Ric Flair when it comes to walking the walk and talking the talk. He’s got the fashion sense and the desire to get the crowd to boo. He’s got the ability to cause a feud with a pack of Wrigley gum. He ought to just start off as a manager so he can hit the ground running. Sure he’s got the “sloppy seconds” stigma, but when has that mattered to Vince McMahon? Avery working against John Cena could be the boost the WWE needs for Wrestlemania.
PHELPS OVERLOAD
Is Michael Phelps on every channel? I can’t flip around without seeing his mug. He’s at the Sunday night football game. He’s on every talkshow. He’s at the Celtics game. He’s counting ballots in Minnesota. He’s perp walking a governor. He’s swearing in Obama. He’s putting Jared out of work. Who died and made Phelps the new Rachael Ray? He’s almost on TV as much as reruns of Scrubs.
SUCK ON THIS
Nice to see Chris Weitz (American Pie) taking over Twilight. Wonder if we’ll have a young vampire digging his fangs into a cherry pie? Or perhaps a vampire thinking he’s getting a pint of O negative only to discover it’s got a protein kicker? And does this mean the vampires will battle Polar Bears? True Blood Vs. True North coming this winter!
BLU-RAY HEAVEN
The Duchess Blu-ray lets Keira Knightley and her wardrobe sparkle in 1080p. Keira’s the title’s Duchess. She’s stuck in a figurehead position since her Duke husband (Ralph Fiennes) is banging his mistress. She decides that she needs a little action to keep herself busy. Unfortunately while society turns a blind eye towards the husband getting nookie on the side, this is a no-no for the wives. Keira has to fight the repressive nature of British royalty so she can have an orgasm. This is a classy and carnal movie. The bonus features give the historical details of the Duchess including an interview with the writer of her biography.
Eagle Eye Blu-ray continues Shia LaBeouf’s rise to America’s hottest new action star. This time he gets thrown into a high-tech version of North By Northwest. A mysterious cellphone caller keeps giving him strange orders. He can’t disobey or he’ll get screwed big time as trouble goes out of control. They keep throwing stuff at Shia. Michelle Monaghan also gets the same troublesome phone calls. They join up in their pursuit of trying to figure out who is screwing with their lives and controlling the universe. This is Hitchcock after a case of Red Bull. All the bonus features are in HD including a gag reel. The “Is My Cellphone Watching Me” featurette puts the high tech heebies into you.
Ghost Town Blu-ray reminds us that Manhattan is extremely crowded when you count the dearly departed. Ricky Gervais (Extras) is a dentist who suffers a near death experience. He comes back from the light with the ability to see Greg Kinnear’s earthbound spirit. Greg needs Ricky to bust up the romance between his widow (Tea Leoni) and Bill Campbell. It’s kind of like Ghost except with a lot less violence. Ricky does capture the comedic nature of being in a romance. You can almost believe he can bag Tea. The hi-def allows the Kinnear to vanish better than when he made Dear God. The bonus features include Gervais on the commentary track and specials on the spectral effects.
Dexter: The Complete First Season – Blu-ray brings the magic everyone’s favorite serial killer to its Showtime HD roots. Michael C. Hall (Six Feet Under) is the blood splatter specialist for the Miami Police. But he’s got a major secret. At night he hunts down the guilty and slices them up in order to feed his homicidal urges properly. The first season focuses on his pursuit of another serial killer that’s slicing up hookers around town. He can’t stand competition. He learns plenty about himself while looking for a killer that drains all the blood from his victims. The Hi-Def picture still doesn’t reveal the fact that locations around Southern California substitute for Miami. Most of the bonus features are BD-Live connected including getting to see how a real murder investigation goes down.
THE DVD SHELF
Duckman: Seasons Three & Four wraps up the greatest animated series about a dirty talking waterfowl private investigator. Jason Alexander voiced Duckman. He was a more disturbing in his attitude and opinions than Peter Griffin on Family Guy. “Sperms of Endearment” has his sister-in-law discover the horrifying truth that she paid a pregnancy clinic to unload a turkeybaster of Duckman’s Babybatter inside her. It’s even more disgusting than my description. “Apocalypse Not” has the entire town go inside a bunker while Duckman destroys everything like Godzilla with a webbed feet. The final 48 shameless episodes are on 7 DVDs. This is just pure duck bliss. It’s a joy to have all 4 seasons of Duckman on the shelf.
The Tudors: The Complete Second Season keeps up the royal goodness that was Henry VIII’s early marriages. The historical drama picks up as Henry VIII (B. Monkey‘s Jonathan Rhys Meyers) pleads to have his divorce and marriage to Anne Boleyn (Natalie Dormer) recognized by the Catholic Church. The Pope (Peter O’Toole) won’t hear it. The marriage hits rocky ground when Anne doesn’t quite seal the deal by producing a male heir. Many of you will learn what happened to her since you obviously fell asleep during British History 204. This is better than your normal history lecture since Meyers and Dormer demonstrate where royal heirs come from. This is on my list of best TV shows of 2008.
Mannix: The Second Season brings the detective to the format that made him a hit for 7 seasons. Instead of being a top investigator for a computerized private firm, Mannix (Mike Connors) is now an independent operator. His only employee is Peggy Fair (Gail Fisher). Mannix rules because he enjoyed Scotch, steak, women and fist fight with equal passion. And now that he can pick his caseload, he’s even more involved with clients. “The Silent Cry” has a deaf woman lip read a kidnapper making a call from a payphone. It’s up to Mannix to find the victim and identify the kidnapper before the deaf woman vanishes too. “In Need of a Friend” uncages John Colicos (Battlestar Galactica‘s Baltar) after being falsely accused of embezzling a million dollars. He wants to find out who set him up and how did Mannix bust him on bogus evidence. Mannix feels bad about this and wants to make it right. Cloris Leachman (Dancing with the Stars) is the ex-con’s ex-wife. Timothy Carey (Paths of Glory) pops up in “The Odds Against Donald Jordan.” The 25 cases on Mannix: The Second Season bring us the broadcast badass.
American Teen is a documentary that follows a group of seniors at an Indiana High School. It kinda wants to update of what The Breakfast Club kids would be doing in the 21st Century. We get a sense of the social groups that lurk in the cornbelt. The film is most disturbing when you watch kids doing stuff that nobody would want shown in a public light. Do you really want America to see you spray painting offensive language on a house? They also have a guy circulating a nude photo of his ex-girlfriend through the internet. Does he really want her dad knowing that he did it? You might consider sending your kids to a Swiss boarding school after watching American Teen. The DVD is only available at Target.
MY CHRISTMAS WISH
That I write something so profound that Megan Fox has it tattooed on her ass.
Some people hang the holly, others decorate the tree, and a few even terrorize the neighborhood with off-key caroling.
Not us.
Here at Quick Stop Entertainment, we’re celebrating the holiday season by giving a little something back to you, our readers (you know who you are).
Every weekday leading up to the holiday break, we’ve got uber-exclusive gifts provided by a whole range of artists, actors, comedians, and studios. One a day, straight from them to you (and you can check out last year’s fun here).
Ain’t that cool?
Today, we’ve got an exclusive holiday greeting from cyber-troubadour Jonathan Coulton – an evil, evil man who must be destroyed.
Why this call to action? Because he’s immensely talented, an amazingly gifted songwriter, and his incredible creativity both intimidates a normal, ungifted person like myself and drives me to distraction with catchy tunes and wordplay.
Damn him to hell, I can’t stop listening to his music.
That includes his first album Smoke Monkey, his first EP, Where Tradition Meets Tomorrow, the complete 4-disc collection of his online songwriting experiment, Thing-a-Week, and his greatest hits compilation JoCo Looks Back.
You can purchase all of his discs, plus other merch – as well as partake of more sonic goodness – at www.JonathanCoulton.com. While you’re over there, be sure to check out all 52 Things – and pick up his CDs. And pledge your life to him. That talented bastard. Until then, here’s his holiday message to you, the masses…
Check out the rest of this year’s Holiday Havoc – and past Havoc –HERE
Some people hang the holly, others decorate the tree, and a few even terrorize the neighborhood with off-key caroling.
Not us.
Here at FRED, we’re celebrating the holiday season by giving a little something back to you, our readers (you know who you are).
Every weekday leading up to the holiday break, we’ve got uber-exclusive gifts provided by a whole range of artists, actors, comedians, and studios. One a day, straight from them to you (and you can check out last year’s fun here).
Some people hang the holly, others decorate the tree, and a few even terrorize the neighborhood with off-key caroling.
Not us.
Here at Quick Stop Entertainment, we’re celebrating the holiday season by giving a little something back to you, our readers (you know who you are).
Every weekday leading up to the holiday break, we’ve got uber-exclusive gifts provided by a whole range of artists, actors, comedians, and studios. One a day, straight from them to you (and you can check out last year’s fun here).
Ain’t that cool?
Today, we’ve got a very special track sent to us by the legendary Neil Innes, of Bonzo Dog Band, Rutles, and Monty Python fame. It’s a holiday track he produced for the famous Dutch performer Freek de Jonge. It’s a timely – and timeless – tune, and we present it to you…
Some people hang the holly, others decorate the tree, and a few even terrorize the neighborhood with off-key caroling.
Not us.
Here at Quick Stop Entertainment, we’re celebrating the holiday season by giving a little something back to you, our readers (you know who you are).
Every weekday leading up to the holiday break, we’ve got uber-exclusive gifts provided by a whole range of artists, actors, comedians, and studios. One a day, straight from them to you (and you can check out last year’s fun here).
Ain’t that cool?
Today, we’ve got an exclusive track from cyber-troubadour Jonathan Coulton – an evil, evil man who must be destroyed.
Why this call to action? Because he’s immensely talented, an amazingly gifted songwriter, and his incredible creativity both intimidates a normal, ungifted person like myself and drives me to distraction with catchy tunes and wordplay.
Damn him to hell, I can’t stop listening to his music.
That includes his first album Smoke Monkey, his first EP, Where Tradition Meets Tomorrow, and the complete 4-disc collection of his online songwriting experiment, Thing-a-Week.
You can purchase all of his discs, plus other merch – as well as partake of more sonic goodness – at www.JonathanCoulton.com. While you’re over there, be sure to check out all 52 Things – and pick up his CDs. And pledge your life to him. That talented bastard. Until then, here’s an exclusive live version (performed at Johnny D’s in Somerville, MA) of his nontraditional Christmas tune “Chiron Beta Prime,” with a little help from professional singing persons Paul & Storm and a “robot” assist from “Scott”…
Some people hang the holly, others decorate the tree, and a few even terrorize the neighborhood with off-key caroling.
Not us.
Here at Quick Stop Entertainment, we’re celebrating the holiday season by giving a little something back to you, our readers (you know who you are).
Every weekday leading up to the holiday break, we’ve got uber-exclusive gifts provided by a whole range of artists, actors, comedians, and studios. One a day, straight from them to you (and you can check out last year’s fun here).
Ain’t that cool?
Today, we’ve got an exclusive Holiday Havoc gift from Michael J. Nelson, Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett ““ formerly of the legendary Mystery Science Theater 3000 and authors of numerous best-selling & very funny books and plays ““ and the rest of the team at Rifftrax.
If you’re unfamiliar with Rifftrax, they’re essentially downloadable audio commentaries that you can play back on your mp3 player of choice, which you then sync up to your very own DVDs of such classic (and not-so-classic) films as Lord of the Rings, The Phantom Menace, Roadhouse, The Fifth Element, and even Star Trek V. Even better, the commentaries feature that patented humor we’ve all been so desperately needing back in our lives.
You can purchase these commentaries and many more directly from Rifftrax.com for only a few dollars, and additional titles are being added to the library constantly.
Today, however, we have that special gift just for our Quick Stop readers ““ an exclusive holiday greeting from Mike, Kevin, & Bill!
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