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  • Win LIE TO ME: SEASON 1 on DVD!

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    In conjunction with Fox Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of LIE TO ME: SEASON 1 on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, September, 2nd.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on September, 2nd.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win THIRTYSOMETHING: SEASON 1 on DVD!

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    In conjunction with Shout Factory Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of THIRTYSOMETHING: SEASON 1 on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, September, 2nd.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

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    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

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    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win SMALLVILLE: SEASON 8 on DVD!

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    In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of SMALLVILLE: SEASON 8 on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, September, 2nd.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

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    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on September, 2nd.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win iCARLY: SEASON 2 VOLUME 1 on DVD!

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    In conjunction with Nickelodeon Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of iCARLY: SEASON 2 VOLUME 1 on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, September, 2nd.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on September, 2nd.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • SModcast 92

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    Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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    SModcast 92: Flame On! –

    In which our heroes crack Quebec’s greatest unsolved mystery.

    [CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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  • Nocturnal Admissions: Orphan ““ Probably the Best Movie You Haven’t Bothered to See Yet, Thanks to the Critics

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    I think I may have just about had it with reviewers.

    There's something wrong with the reviewers of this film

    We, all of us, have our general gripes about movie reviews as well as a constellation of betes noirs among the reviewing community who can drive us crazy if we let them. When I was a kid, there was a reviewer for the city’s main daily who basically just offered a plot summary, culled, some believed, from the movie’s press kit, since this reviewer was famous for falling asleep during advance screenings. This narcoleptic approach to movies rendered the writer utterly useless as a consumer reporter, the primary reason for a reviewer’s existence. But some of the writers who stay awake are worse. They can be shortsighted, middlebrow, cranky, and write with some inexplicable chip on their shoulder.

    Don’t get me wrong. I love reviews. I read them the way most of my friends scan box scores. They have been greatly important to me over the years, offering lessons (not that I’ve necessarily learned them) in clarity, as well as being founts of unexpected wisdom. But every once in a while you bump up against a national lock step reaction against a film that is inexplicable, a stance so dispiriting and surprising that it makes you re-think what reviewing is and why people do it. Such a film and its critical reception for me was the recent Orphan, and the phalanx of critics lined up against it.

    Let me say right off that not only is Orphan a superior entertainment, but it raises interesting cultural questions. I rate it up there with The Hurt Locker as one of the best films I’ve sen this year.

    No one, it appears, agrees with me. I won’t name names ““ you can find them easily enough at Rotten Tomatoes ““ but the critical community joined arms and moved in lock step against this film. A few writers set the tone, and the rest of the world followed suit.

    Part of me understands their reaction. The first 15 minutes of Orphan were unpromising, with its pop out scares and dream sequences. But I kept my eyes open and grew to see that Orphan is a fascinating sociological document and a superior, intelligent entertainment.

    Does mother know best?

    Since you probably haven’t seen Orphan, here’s the plot summary. Kate Coleman (Vera Famiga) is a mother of two with a troubled past. Her career as a pianist and teacher is derailed, she’s had drinking problems, and she may have been the cause of her surviving daughter’s deafness (either me or the movie isn’t clear about this). She also has a son, but a third child died at or before birth. Kate and her architect husband John (Peter Sarsgaard), in the wake of all this domestic tragedy, decide to adopt. A visit to an orphanage results in the couple welcoming home Esther (Isabelle Fuhrman), an Eastern European 13-year-old of preternatural talent and maturity. The son takes an instant dislike to the girl; but she forms an alliance with her deaf sister; meanwhile at school, Esther’s mean girl enemies start having accidents. Though the whole thing was Kate’s idea, she begins to have doubts about Esther and the adoption, especially since Esther has a knack for twisting the knife in the vulnerable woman’s psyche. John is unable to see what Kate is talking about, and Kate’s shrink also takes Esther’s side. At a certain point in the plot, the viewer is let in on the truth of Kate’s worries, and the rest of the film is a race to see who will prevail, Kate and her maternal instinct, or the unnaturally observant and seductive Esther.

    Esther is old for her age ...

    This is pulp material and largely preposterous, but within those limitations, if such they be, Orphan (credited to writers Alex Mace and David Leslie Johnson, and directed by House of Wax auteur Jaume Collet-Serra ) is a rather fascinating scrutinizing of real concerns that people have. The critics couldn’t see this. For one thing, they viewed it as a horror film, when in fact, though it has the trappings of a thriller, in reality it is more of a old fashioned “women’s picture” a weepie about a put upon mother. The film is wholly behind the attitudes and experiences of Kate. It takes her side. It views the world from her perspective, so much so that we find ourselves as mad at John for not seeing the obvious as Kate is. The opening sequence of the film is a meditation on the horrors of childbirth; not everyone has such fears of this beautiful, biological act, but enough people do to that they will be particularly freaked out by certain medical moments in those first few minutes.

    And we all know how hyper-protective and micro-managing today’s upwardly mobile parents are. Orphan preys on a fear that families have of The Other (whatever that other may be) invading the home and taking it over, casting out the mother and seducing the father. I don’t know how real such fears are, but any social class that obsessed with the minutia of their children’s day to day lives must have a bunch of irrational ““ and maybe even rational ““ worries. Orphan also utilizes whatever worries that westerners might have about Russia. Though perhaps it is not been publicized as being as scary as its old incarnation, the Soviet Union, that isn’t for want of trying by some governments. Russia seems now to be richly competent in oil barony, corrupt politicians, gangsters ““ and now bad seeds.

    ... in ways you'll never guess.

    Just on the purely practical level of plot mechanics, Orphan has one of the great shock twists of modern cinema, one that the writers, when they came up with it, must have realized was pure gold. But getting to that twist is a journey of discomfort and creepiness for the average viewer. At one point, you wonder where in the hell this thing is going. When it gets there, you can only, or at least this viewer can only, shake the head in wondrous appreciation. Yes, of course, to the “mature” scribes of our national publications, such pleasures in the craft of storytelling are to be dismissed, because they are vulgar and childish, and bespeak a sick and twisted mind. Fie on them, I say, as Stephen King might also do. If good novels these days aspires to the addictive attractiveness of children’s literature, then our best films are rooted in fairy tales, Saturday afternoon creature features, and old time serials. This doesn’t make them dumb. They don’t have to be. But it suggests that the visceral and the intellectual make a great couple.

    Movie reviewing is in a state of crisis. No one reads newspapers anymore, and few people take established print reviewers as seriously as they used to now that anyone with an internet service provider and a Typepad account can “be” a movie reviewer. As papers continue to fail, old guard print scribes are let go, and this is viewed in some quarters as a loss to the national conversation about art. Those few writers who remain, at least within the New York presses, attract the ire of readers across the globe, as suggested by the recent controversy surrounding Armond White and his review of District 9 , well covered by Roger Ebert at his blog and the people responding in the talkback. The weepy sentimentality about the death of newspapers is a bit paradoxical when you think of all the stories that journalism hasn’t covered over the years, or how difficult it was for the Washington Post to keep at the Watergate story when the rest of the nation’s press ignored it. Perhaps newspapers so derelict in their duty deserve to die. The same goes for movie reviewers. Instead of spearheading new and interesting ideas and films, they bring preconceived notions and use the great grand middle brow as their fallback position. The problems surrounding White have more to do with his not going along with the prevailing sentiments about movies (and the reactions of readers on Ebert’s site are so filled with logical fallacies as to make one grieve for our educational system ““ just because “everyone” likes something doesn’t make it good) but the real problem among reviewers is close-mindedness and conventional thinking. Most of them aren’t reviewing the movies in front of their eyes, but the audiences on the other side of the breakfast table. Conventional wisdom says that regular audiences won’t like such a thing as Orphan, so the reviewers, thinking that they are anticipating the public taste, won’t either. Thus are readers and film aficionados in search of spirited, inspirational, and unconventional writing about unexpectedly interesting films rendered the true orphans.

  • Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #108: Oh, Whatever

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    Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

    Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

    Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

    VISIT THE SNYDECAST EXPERIENCE

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    KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #108: Oh, Whatever – Ken & Dana return with a some aggro talk before bolting into territories both unexplored and well-trod. It’s a journey of love and understanding. Mostly. Well, somewhat. Not really, actually.

    [CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 8/14/09: General Ignorance

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support Quick Stop by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    I’ve banged on about it for years, and I’ll continue to bang on about the absolute greatness of the British comedy panel show QI, which makes the discovery of interesting knowledge a hilarious affair. A few years back, they brought the immense database of general ignorance (little factoids the disprove much of what be believe to be true) to books, a pair of which have gotten a release in paperback – The revised & expanded Noticeably Stouter Book of General Ignorance (Faber & Faber, £7.99) and The QI Pocket Book Of Animals (Faber & Faber, £7.99). Also available is the audiobook edition of the original book, The Sound Of General Ignorance (Faber & Faber, £16.98). Get them all. Get them now.

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    There’s plenty of high-end goodies to be had over at Thinkgeek, but some of the best stuff id the reasonably-priced, highly-practical items. For example, I give you the Speaker/Headset Switching Hub ($6.99), which allows you to easily switch between your external PC speakers, your microphone, and your headphones – you know, for when you’ve got to take that Skype call on the fly and want to eliminate all of the fumbling around.

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    The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles – as created by Kevin Eastman & Peter Laird – are celebrating their 25th anniversary. Yes – you heard me right. And to celebrate, all four feature films have been pulled together on high definition into the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: 25th Anniversary Collector’s Edition (New Line, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$84.99 SRP). The set contains all 4 flicks – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret Of The Ooze, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: Turtles In Time, and the CG TMNT – plus a beanie, character cars, a comic, and a sketch.

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    Hot on the heels of Role Models (which I enjoyed), Paul Rudd returns with I Love You, Man (Paramount, Rated R, DVD-$29.99 SRP), another winning tale of arrested development and male bonding, as he plays a man who, as his wedding approaches, seeks to find a guy friend to be his best man. Who does he ultimately try for? Jason Segal. Bonus features include an audio commentary, deleted/extended scenes, featurettes, and a gag reel. A Blu-Ray edition ($39.99 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus features.

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    I’m a sucker for a 50’s monster flick, and it’s nice when a modern filmmaker tries to recreate that era – which is exactly what Alien Trespass (Image, Rated PG, DVD-$27.98 SRP) is. Eric McCormack stars as an astronomer possessed by an alien out to save our planet from a rogue alien on a rampage. Bonus features include featurettes, interviews, and trailers. A Blu-Ray edition ($35.98 SRP) is also available.

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    Right from the start, I was impressed with both the concept and visuals of Life After People (History Channel, Not Rated, Blu-Ray – $29.95 SRP) – which explores what would happen to the planet if man suddenly disappeared – but it’s even more fun to watch it in full high definition. Bonus features are limited to additional scenes.

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    Get over the idea that Zac Efron eventually grew up to be Matthew Perry, and 17 Again (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, DVD-$28.98 SRP) is a nice little modern spin on Peggy Sue Got Married, which finds thirtysomething Mike O’Donnell (Perry), fresh from a divorce and with a life on the skids, gets presented with an opportunity to be the Mike he was at 17 (Efron), but with the rest of the world remaining in the present – which means he can now be a classmate to his own teenage kids. It’s a fun flick, with particular kudos to Thomas Lennon as Mike’s best friend. Sadly, no bonus features. A Blu-Ray edition ($35.99 SRP) is also available, which actually does have bonus features – a pair of featurettes and a trivia track.

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    From the raw gyrations that greeted viewers watching his 1956 debut, Elvis: The Ed Sullivan Show – The Classic Performances (Image, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP) collects 15 of Presley’s Sullivan Show appearances on one disc. Bonus materials include interviews, promos, and rare home movies.

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    Through a production quirk, the episodes featured in Super Friends: The Lost Episodes (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP) went unseen for over a decade. Now, these 24 episodes are collected onto DVD for your perusal. You know you want to see more Wonder Twins power activation. And Gleek.

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    While it doesn’t fully illuminate the poor decision-making skills that went into making such a horrid adaptation, G.I. JOE: The Rise Of Cobra Mission Dossier (Titan Books, $14.95 SRP) does at least touch on some of the blinkered behind-the-scenes thinking that delivered such a stillborn exercise. Oh, and there are plenty of photos, too.

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    Score aficionados should be on the lookout for Ben Foster’s soundtrack to Torchwood: Children Of Earth (Silva Screen Records, $16.98 SRP) and the City Of Prague Philharmonic Orchestra’s compilation of The Music Of Star Trek (Silva Screen Records, $16.98 SRP), which runs the gamut from the 60’s to the present.

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    The wife of a good friend of mine is a big fan of the porcine children’s book star Olivia (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP), whose animated adventures get their first DVD release with a disc containing a quartet of episodes plus a photo gallery.

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    Lionsgate has opened up the floodgates and released a trio of catalogue titles in high definition – one of which is a certified guilty… well, I hesitate to say “pleasure”. That one is Renny Harlin’s awkward pirate epic Cutthroat Island (Lionsgate, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP), which contains an audio commentary from Harlin and an archival featurette. The other two flicks are Johnny Depp in Roman Polanski’s The Ninth Gate and Jean Claude Van Damme’s Replicant (Lionsgate, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP each).

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    There used to be a show named Project Runway (Genius, Not Rated, DVD-$27.95 SRP), that suddenly disappeared amid behind-the-scenes disputes. It’s coming back on a different network, and that most recent, long ago season – the 5th – is now on DVD. The 4-disc set features extended episodes and a featurette.

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    I’ve heard that there are people who watch the updated version of the high school tribulations of those wacky West Beverly students on 90210 (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP). I am not one of them. I have no reason to be one of them. If you are one of them, you’ll probably want to pick up the complete first season, featuring all 23 episodes plus commentaries and a clutch of featurettes.

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    Over the past few years, Sideshow has been consistently releasing top-notch 12″ Star Wars figures – so good that they’ve virtually erased the painful memories of Hasbro’s off-model monstrosities of the past. If you think I speak in hyperbole, gawp in delight at the newly released 12″ Darth Vader ($124.99), presented as he appeared in the original film. Towering over other 12″-scale figures, Vader is spot-on – from his helmet sculpt down to the costume and materials used to pull it all off. And you certainly can’t pick up a Vader without also picking up a 12″ Stormtrooper ($89.99). Just take a look at the pics below and tell me you don’t want these gracing your shelf…

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • The Greatest Movie Blog Of All Time: The Time Traveler’s Wife & RIP Mr. Hughes

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    THE TIME TRAVELER’S WIFE

    Many women accuse their husbands or boyfriends of being emotionally unavailable at one time or another.  “The Time Traveler’s Wife” is feminine sci-fi that postulates what if he had a really good excuse?

    Henry DeTamble (Eric Bana) is a great guy, a girl’s dream.: sensitive, smart, caring and attentive but has one major flaw: he just disappears from time to time.  “Yeah, it’s a problem” his wife Claire (Rachel McAdams) says nonchalantly to a concerned friend at one point in the film.  The time traveling “problem” for Henry started when he was in a car accident with his mother.  Different things seem to trigger the jumps such as stress, alcohol or even television, though none of these really seem to make a difference.  Henry has no control over when he’ll jump nor does he have control as to where or when his destination will be.

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    The screenplay by Bruce Joel Rubin echoes his previous films, “My Life” and “Ghost”.  It’s a tender love story that deals with impossible what-ifs and impending loss.  It’s a well made film that never gets boring.  It’s rather clever and director Robert Schwentke (“Flightplan”) deftly handles Henry’s time jumping often with humor and frustration and never feels forced.

    The problem is, there isn’t a compelling case for Henry and Claire to be the great loves of each others lives.  Claire first meets Henry when she is a little girl and he appears to her naked (when you time travel you inconveniently don’t take your clothes with you which leads to a lot of petty theft and embarrassing situations for Henry.)  He appears to her many times in this meadow, she learns to leave a set of clothes for him, and at her young age he becomes her ideal man.  But what does she become for him?  He says she makes him feel “safe” and never alone.  Well, sure, okay, but what do these two have in common?  What do they like to do on a Saturday night?  Do they laugh at the same jokes?  These questions are never dealt with any satisfaction.

    Still, it’s a refreshingly original film and definitely worth checking out.

    JOHN HUGHES (1950 to 2009)

    John Hughes tragically died last week of heart attack in New York City while taking a morning walk, shocking the entertainment world and no doubt inspiring many John Hughes Film Festivals in living rooms across the globe.

    He was the Barry Sanders of filmmaking, he left in his prime and everyone hoped he would make a come back (Breakfast Club 2, Ferris Bueller’s Next Day Off, or 32 Candles even.)  Okay, maybe more accurately we all hoped he would return like Terrence Malick after a 20 year hiatus like he never left off.  But John Hughes just wasn’t that kind of filmmaker, he said his piece and was happy to walk away.

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    As a kid growing up in the northwest suburbs of Chicago in the 1980’s, the films of John Hughes had a larger resonance for me and those I grew up with.  Hughes was a dedicated Chicagoan who was insistent on filming many of popular films in and around the Chicago area.  Great writers are great observers and Hughes was an exceptional observer of the human condition.

    Most remember Hughes as the voice of the mid-80’s teenager.  To say his best films are about teenage angst is myopic and blatantly however ignores two his best works: the always popular at Thanksgiving holiday, “Planes, Trains, and Automobiles” and the tragically underrated “She’s Having A Baby”.)

    No other filmmaker has had a run quite like Hughes.  Aside from the films he directed in rapid fire fashion (which I’ll get to), he wrote “Mr. Mom”, the “National Lampoon’s Vacation” films, “Pretty In Pink”, “Some Kind Of Wonderful”, “Home Alone”, “101 Dalmations”, and “The Great Outdoors”.  Those films alone are fairly impressive but from 1984 to 1989, Hughes wrote and directed SIX films that are truly memorable.

    Sixteen Candles (1984)

    “That’s why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they’d call them something else.” — Samantha’s Dad

    The film that put Hughes on the map as the auteur of teen angst in the 1980’s.  “Sixteen Candles” follows a day in the life of girl whose family forgets her sixteenth birthday while planning her older sister’s wedding.  It’s everything we’d come to expect from Hughes’s films: funny, honest, and heartfelt.

    The Breakfast Club (1985)

    “We’re all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that’s all.” — Andrew

    This film was ranked the #1 high school movie of all time by Entertainment Weekly.  It works because, unlike many films, it’s simple.  Hughes understood that you could say a lot about high school by breaking it down into the core cliques: the brains, the athletes, the basket cases, the princesses, and the criminals.  Then take a representative of each one of those social classes and throw them in all day Saturday detention and you have the makings of a great ensemble film, and “The Breakfast Club” was one of the best.  It would never have worked if you had two brains or two jocks or two criminals.  The film teaches us that while we may all seem different on the outside, if you separate us from our cliques, we realize that in the human condition we are quite similar.  Hughes understood that and that’s why this film is accessible to teens and adults alike.

    Weird Science (1985)

    “It’s a really long story Chet. Gary and I were messing around with the computer Friday night. We decided to make a woman and we did and she went crazy and she messed up the whole house.” — Wyatt

    Hughes supposedly wrote this film in 2 days and at times it feels like it.  But only a really talented director could make this preposterous plot work.  It’s a complete male fantasy: create the perfect woman with a model’s body and guy sensibilities.  And against all odds it completely works.  To me, it’s a film that suggests we learn to embrace imperfections in others.

    Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)

    Life moves pretty fast. You don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.  — Ferris Bueller

    This is my favorite of Hughes’s teen films because of it’s carpe diem ethic and unwavering optimism.  Plus, as a kid growing up in the suburbs of Chicago, I’ve taken more than a few days off in that wonderful city.

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    In college I was asked to join a panel to discuss the film’s 10th anniversary and it’s impact.  At the time, and I think this still holds true, I observed that Cameron is really the main character of this story.  Cameron is the hero, the one who faces true adversity and inner demons coming out a changed, confident man at the end of the day.  It’s a story about friendship to me.

    Also, this film was supposedly written in 6 days.  Combine that with the 2 days Hughes used to write “Weird Science” and he had a pretty productive week.

    Planes, Trains, & Automobiles (1987)

    “You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I’m an easy target. Yeah, you’re right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you… but I don’t like to hurt people’s feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I’m not changing. I like… I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. ‘Cause I’m the real article. What you see is what you get. ” — Del Griffith

    The first film directed by Hughes that featured adults and adult situations and to me, he doesn’t miss a beat.  As I said before, this is now a cult classic that gets a lot of spins on DVD players around Thanksgiving.  It’s relatable in that we’ve all been stranded somewhere at some point while traveling and we just want to get home.  I’ve always seen this as a film about patience.

    She’s Having A Baby (1988)

    “And in the end, I realized that I took more than I gave, I was trusted more than I trusted, and I was loved more than I loved. And what I was looking for was not to be found but to be made.” — Jake Briggs

    This is my favorite of Hughes’s films (edging out “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”) mostly because it’s one that not a lot of people have seen.  I’m a fan of the hidden gem and this is one.  It’s a remarkable achievement in writing and filmmaking.  It’s one of Kevin Bacon’s best performances, one of Alec Baldwin’s earliest, and it’s hard to imagine Elizabeth McGovern didn’t skyrocket into the stratosphere off this film.  This was, in my opinion, the apex of Hughes’s directing talent.  Hop on YouTube and search for “This Woman’s Work” by Kate Bush, you’ll find the montage that sums up this film in the third act and if you don’t get moist in the eyes then you’re dead in the heart.

    I left out two other films that Hughes directed, “Uncle Buck” (1989) and “Curly Sue” (1991).  Both are fine films, but they also showed Hughes was running out of gas a bit.  Perhaps he blurted out what he wanted to say too fast and could never recover, though we always hoped he would just one more time.

    He was a unique writer and an underrated director (so few screenwriters understand film is a visual medium, but Hughes did.)  And his contributions to music (introducing America to British Pop for example) should not be underestimated.

    The great thing about film is that it’s forever.  Even though John Hughes has left us, his films live on.  Every year a new generation of teenager will discover “Sixteen Candles”, “The Breakfast Club”, and “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”.  And every year a weary traveler will reminisce about how their journey home was in some way like “Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.”Â  And I hope expectant fathers discover “She’s Having A Baby”.

    Rest in Peace, Mr. Hughes.

    Brett Deacon will twitter (twitter.com/brettdeacon) the punchline to Bender’s joke about the blonde woman, the poodle, and the two foot salami.  Maybe.

  • Cabin Fever Nights III: The Search For Scotch

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    cabin.jpgOh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the Quick Stop…

    Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

    Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

    Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

    Hugs and Kisses,
    Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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    CABIN FEVER NIGHTS III: The Search For Scotch – The Cabin Fever crew get together in one big celebration of love and booze in order to welcome a pair of their ancient celtic brethren in the form of Scottish listeners Gordon and Louise. Do they make it through the cast in one piece? Will you? There is only one way to find out. Play on.

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  • Party Favors: Danny Trejo

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    SANTE FE – Danny Trejo is taking Vengeance straight to the people. After nearly 20 years and over 100 films of being a memorable supporting player, he’s stepped up as the lead actor and the producer on this movie. Instead of dealing with a video distributor, the actor is offering Vengeance free to fans via http://www.vengeancearmy.com. It’s free, but there’s a $5.99 shipping and handling fee.

    Here’s the trailer:

    vengeanceYou’ve seen Trejo in numerous films from Heat to Smiley Face. He’s the large actor with the giant tattoo on his chest of a Mexican woman in a sombrero. His fake trailer for Machete in Grindhouse proved more popular than the real features. He’s currently making a feature length version of Machete. Gil Medina, the director of Vengeance, called up the Party Favors hotline to discuss their revolutionary way of taking a movie straight to the fans.

    “I read something online that talked about the reason that there were no takers at AFM is because it wasn’t a worthy film,” Medina. “It wasn’t that there weren’t any takers. It’s just that nobody had a game plan. We didn’t feel good about handing (Vengeance) to somebody who was going to put together with 10 films, toss it out and we’re in the discount bin. We can’t do that. Trejo has way too many fans to let this hit the discount bin.”

    So far the website has received close to 75,000 pre-orders for the DVD. They’re doing much better than most titles that vanish into the vortex that is the discount bin at Wal-mart. “The Midwest is responsive like you wouldn’t believe,” Medina said.

    Trejo and Medina are more than actor and director on this project. They’ve been friends for a while. The two men met a decade ago when a club Medina owned hosted a pre-party for a movie that featured Trejo. “Danny was my favorite actor from Heat, Con-Air, Desperado and From Dusk Till Dawn. He has always been my inspiration. I didn’t pay any attention at the other actors at this pre-party, I saw Danny standing against the wall. I said, ‘Hey man, do you need a place to sit.’ I got him a place to sit. I tried to get him a bunch of drinks, but he doesn’t drink. I didn’t know that. I got him some water and he took my number. He called me the next day and said, ‘I need a healthy place to eat here.’ I took him to some healthy restaurants. We just started working out together. I was very interested in film. He took me to the set. He said, ‘I can probably get you a job as my assistant.’ I wanted to watch the director and see how he works. I want to see how things happen.’”

    This was not his first film set visit. He knew Ice Cube and was able to hang out on the set of Friday. “Cube said, ‘You can do this. You can do what I’m doing for the brothers, you can do this for the Hispanics.’”

    The moment Vengeance took shape was at the top indie film festival.

    “We were at Sundance a few years ago,” Medina remembered. “We were with Kevin Costner and started talking about Danny. How strong he is on film. He played a (Charles) Bronson type of character. I said, ‘Look Danny, you can lead off something. We got to do it.’ He said, ‘Write it. Let’s see what happens.’ That’s where it was born. I came up with the story.

    Nobody believed in Medina’s vision of Trejo as the Bronson character filled with vengeance. Medina and Trejo had to invest in their vision. They also used their connections when it came to casting. Medina had known Tech Nine for years. He also helped bring in Baby Bash. Trejo called favors from ex-wrestler Diamond Dallas Page, Donal Logue (Grounded For Life) and Jason Mewes (podcaster on quickstopentertainment).

    Trejo is noted for his work in helping others with their trouble. Medina saw this in the actor’s work with Mewes.

    “Danny is a good influence trying to keep everyone straight,” he said. “You can be in this world and still be straight. I think Jason and Danny have that relationship. Danny didn’t have Jason in the movie playing a guy smoking dope. He was a tattoo artist in the joint. It was opposite what he plays. I think that’s why Jason liked it. He didn’t have to be stoned.”

    The prison location wasn’t movie magic.

    “It was a full running prison,” Medina said. “We bought it out for four or five days. They moved the prisoners over to a different tier. When we went in, the prisoner’s stuff was still there. Their pictures were still up. It cost us an arm and a leg to shoot there, but we saved on production design.”

    Before he got into the acting game, Trejo was had a troubled past that led him to long stays in prison. His lifestory can be found in the documentary Champion. How was Trejo inside a working prison?

    “It was difficult,” Medina declared. “He got really intense when the doors would close. I had to tell him, “Look, we get to leave.’ I think something snaps when the door closes and you see that environment and you’re in those clothes again. Something changes.”

    The pressure of being back in the joint led to some uncomfortable exchanges between the star and a former wrestling champ.

    “Him and Diamond Dallas Page got intense,” Medina said. “I thought these guys were going to go to blows. It was crazy. It was tense, but it sure made for some good filmmaking.”

    Besides acting in the film, Tech Nine will be contributing a song to a soundtrack. Melina promises another act will be pitching in music, but can’t release the name yet. “The songs we have coming in from these artists could delay our release time until 2010,” he said.

    Trejo and Medina have a gameplan to turn the character of Jack Santos into a series. “We have five of these films. Vengeance 2 is written. When Machete is wrapped, we’re going to work on Vengeance 2. The sequel will deal with terrorists disguising themselves as Mexicans to sabotage the oil fields of the Midwest.

    Medina maintains that Hollywood studios don’t have a clue about the people who are fans of Danny Trejo. He does have the most iconic tattoo in showbiz since Popeye’s anchor. His fans are everywhere as he travels around the country. “It’s busboys, waiters and dishwashers. They’ll shut down the kitchen to get a picture with him.” And the do ask him to open up his shirt before snapping the picture.

    Medina is excited about the revolutionary process of using the internet to go directly to people who are eager to see Trejo get his chance to be the star for the entire film. “It’s a good movie,” Medina promised. “But for free, it’s a great movie.” Visit the website for information about getting the film and a chance to have a part in Vengeance 2.

    DEADAWAY

    The Perfect Getaway just seems like another film that was paid for by the package tourism industry. A couple decides to avoid the tourist traps of Hawaii and head to the wilderness. Naturally they run into homicidal killers who are butchering fellow vacationers. Will Milla Jovovich survive? This is Taken where the daughter gets kidnapped and turned into a drug addicted hooker when she’s going to randomly follow U2 around France. What about The Ruins? That was kids going their own way in the jungle. Have you ever noticed there’s rarely any films about travelers on a package tour being systematically butchered while following their trip itinerary? Or has Big Travel shutdown those productions? Somebody has to die with a shuffleboard stick shoved down their throat eventually.

    DOUCHEBAG UPDATE

    Seems Jon Gosselin was not feeling secure in his title of the Biggest Douchebag in America. He decided to do the biggest douchebag dad move of the year by hanging out with Michael Lohan. What child in the world wants to know that there dad is getting child raising tips from Lindsay Lohan’s old man. I’d rather see tabloid pictures of my dad partying with Charles Manson. The duo want to have a reality show about “famous” divorced dads. I got the perfect title: Murder-Suicide. They can fight over billing order.

    WHY?

    Why exactly does MTV have a Music Video Award ceremony? All I see on that channel are whiny 16 year old girls getting knocked up and begging daddy for a car. I feel like I missed out on high school by not getting a classmate pregnant. Do you know what the secret lesson of Sixteen and Pregnant is? Get knocked up in groups. Those girls in Gloucester, MA had the right idea. Most of the girls on the TV show complain about how the baby ruins their ability to party. But if 8 high school girls get sperminated, they can make a pact so that each weekend 2 of them will babysit the kiddies while the other six hit the town. The girls will only miss out on partying once a month. It’s a win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win situation. Don’t tell your guidance counselor where you got this genius idea.

    BLU-RAY HEAVEN

    Dexter: Season Three takes America’s favorite serial killer into the uncomfortable role of fiancé and expectant father. Dexter Morgan (Michael C. Hall) is no longer a lone wolf roaming the street looking to eliminate the homicidal monsters that lurk on the streets of Miami. He’s got to become a family man as he moves in with his pregnant girlfriend (Julie Benz) and her kids. She wants them to be more social and have friends. He makes a new best friend in Jimmy Smits. There bonding is rather awkward since Dexter accidentally killed Jimmy’s brother while hunting down a drug dealer named Freebo. Smits is a high profile Assistant District Attorney who learns of Dexter’s secret. He wants to help Dexter find victims, however he doesn’t want to operate under Harry’s Code. Can Dexter figure a way out of this that won’t end in Rita being pissed that he’s alienated their new friends? This has been my favorite Smits role and makes me forget he was in those bad Star Wars films. Also Dexter is looking for a new serial killer that takes a piece of flesh from his victims. This Showtime series is part of the cream of current TV. The show gets plenty of talent in the director’s chair including Keith Gordon (A Midnight Clear), John Dahl (Red Rock West) and Ernest Dickerson (Juice). The show looks best on the Blu-ray with the 1080p bringing out the blood in the crime scenes. The bonus features are BD Live so you need a connected player to enjoy them. They include cast interviews and an excerpt of the Dexter By Design novel. The DVD has the first two episodes of United States of Tara. The other bonus features have to be unlocked on your PC including two episodes of season three of The Tudors. Dexter: Season Three reminds us that the most horrific fear besides being cut apart by a serial killer is waiting for your girlfriend’s pregnancy test to go plus or minus.

    Dragonball Evolution Z Edition Blu-Ray reminds us that Chow Yun-Fat used to be the biggest bad ass star in cinema. The man who brought bullets to Hong Kong cinema in Hard-Boiled and The Killer, now plays the man that has the knowledge. Goku (Justin Chatwin) gets a Dragonball on his 18th birthday. There’s only seven of them in existence. If they’re all brought together, a wish will be granted. Things go wrong when James Marsters wants to collect them all after busting out of prison. Goku needs Chow Yun-Fat’s help against the evil guy. The film is really goofy on many levels. This was not created for Oscar consideration. Emmy Rossum arrives with a Dragonball detector. Can you register for that at Target? I only wish Chow pull off some two-fisted Dragonball fury. The 1080p image is sharp enough to see a faint glow in Chow’s eyes that he can still rock the two gun fury. There’s plenty of behind the scenes footage including a gag reel. There’s also a digital copy on a disc so you can stick it on a tween’s iPod.

    Stargate Atlantis: Fans’ Choice Blu-ray brings two episodes to the Hi-Def love. The series was a spin-off of Stargate: SG-1. They locate Atlantis in the Pegasus galaxy. Trouble is when a crew arrives there, they can’t quite get back. They had a big online poll as to what two episodes would get on this Blu-ray. The winners were “The Rising” and “Enemy at the Gate.” “The Rising” is the pilot film. This allows someone new to the series to truly get absorbed into the futuristic journey to Atlantis. The detail looks fantastic on the widescreen. “The Enemy at the Gate” is the final episode of the series that aired during the fifth season. No need to completely spoil the show. The gang gets their chance to return to Earth. It’s almost like a compact version of the series on a single Blu-ray disc.

    DVD SHELF

    Mutant Chronicles Director’s Cut: 2-Disc Collector’s Edition immediately gets my attention by giving Devon Aoki (Sin City) a sword and mutants to hack up. If I was a senior citizen who had to pick his death when questioned by government health care experts, I’d pick Aoki with a blade. If you’re going to die, let there be an artistic beauty to the fatal stroke. Mutant Chronicles takes us to an alternate universe where corporations battle it out with World War I technology given a steam punk edge. During an explosion, an army of mutants escape from their underground tomb. The humans can’t hold them back. It’s up to Thomas Jane (Hung), Ron Pearlman (Beauty and the Beast) and Aoki to follow John Malkovich’s orders. It’s the only hope the planet has. Did I mention Aoki gets to use a sword to stop the mutants? The film is a CGI wonderland done like Sin City. The film wouldn’t be that great without Aoki hacking up mutants. The 2-Disc set gives a complete DVD of bonus features to let you know the various secrets from the set. There’s footage of Aoki practicing her swordplay.

    Demon Warriors brings more action fun from Thailand. The producers behind Ong-Bak has a detective go to a severe extreme to pursue a case. He kills himself gain access to a space between life and death. He’s tracking down a gang of demons. It’s The Exorcist goes Terminator. Can he successful pull this offer or is he going to end up in the morgue? The action has an intensity that makes the ass kicking look realistic in the fantastical storyline. Demon Warriors is a top flight freaking fighting flick.

    Everybody Hates Chris: The Final Season proves that the biggest hater of this show was CW network. The fourth seasonal finally put Chris Rock (Tyler James Williams) in high school. These are now the awkward stories about the 9th grade when a comic learns if he really has what it takes to make kids laugh and not shove him inside a gym locker. “Everybody Hates the English Teacher” once more presents the tragic story of what happens when Chris decides to do a book report based on the movie. Didn’t Chris Rock learn this sitcom lesson when it happened on Leave It to Beaver? Although once I did a book report mistaking Melville’s Moby Dick for Hanna-Barbera’s Moby Dick. Learn from my mistakes. The series ends with a cliffhanger. I wonder what happened to Chris Rock? Did he grow up to be Tyler Perry?

    90210: The First Season revived Beverly Hills 90210 without merely hiring young actors to play a younger Tori Spelling. Instead we get a whole new batch of kids moving into the world’s most famous zip code along with a few familiar faces. Rob Estes (who starred on Melrose Place) returns to Beverly Hills to become the principal of West Beverly High School. He’d been living in Kansas with his wife and kids (Tristan Wilds and Shenea Grimes). They move in with his drunk ex-actress mom (Arrested Development‘s Jessica Walter). Very quickly the kids learn how it’s done in SoCal. Of course the first thing they learn is how to lose weight and fabric. The series makes the original show look so tame and innocent. I blame this bad behavior on Twitter and text messages. Doesn’t help that the most tempting classmate is Annalynne McCord. She was the jailbait in Nip/Tuck. Fans of the old show will watch in glee with the return of Tori Spelling, Jennie Garth and Shannen Doherty. The bonus features on the set include a tour of The Peach Pit. That place was the da bomb in 1992.

    Dirty Sexy Money: The Complete (and Final) Second Season presents the last 13 episodes of the Darling family chronicles. Peter Krause (Six Feet Under) is in charge of keeping the rich trainwreck family look presentable for the press. The first season was compelling as Krause kept wondering if he had a real family bond with the Darlings. There’s murder, money and drugs in every episode. It’s kind of like Soap except not played for laughs. The final episode features Gary Collins and John Schneider (Dukes of Hazzard). How could ABC have yanked this show with such great guest stars? The final four episodes were dumped into the summer programming so you might have missed it. The boxset gives us a final chance to spend time with the Darlings and their money. Maybe this could have been a bigger hit as Sexy Dirty Money. Always lead with the sex.

    Eli Stone: The Complete Second Season – Final Season contains the final 13 cases for the lawyer played by Jonny Lee Miller (Trainspotting). The season starts with Stone having recovered from the removal of his brain aneurysm. No longer does he suffer from visitations from George Michael. Although they were probably plenty of times Andrew Ridgeley tried to sneak onto the set. How can the show survive without the hook of Stone having freaky visions? Well luckily it turns out that it wasn’t merely the brain aneurysm was causing the loopy moments. The law firms has a lot of issues including a break up. The show also was canned early in the season with ABC burning the final four episodes in the summer. If you’re a fan, at least you won’t have to merely have memories and hope that someday Trio will return to the cable box with its Brilliant But Canceled program.

    Delgo brings together Eric Idle, Burt Reynolds and Malcolm McDowell in a CGI animated fantasy flick. This is a fantasy tale inhabited by alien critters. It’s a battle between amphibian and winged inspects in a medieval setting. The only hope of preventing an all out war rests in the love between Delgo (Freddie Prinze Jr.) and a winged princess (Jennifer Love Hewitt). This seems aimed for little girls who like a big of roughness in their fairytales. This isn’t meant to be watched by adults without child supervision. The action doesn’t get too intense. It’s about as dynamic as a wii game featuring Mario. Val Kilmer also lends his vocal chords to the effort. The behind the scenes featurette gives you a look at the stars in the audio booth. Val Kilmer’s red shirt can be seen from space.

  • Contest Round-Up: 2009-08-12

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    Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at Quick Stop. Every Wednesday, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

    In conjunction with Miramax Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of ADVENTURELAND on DVD.

    In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of 17 AGAIN on DVD & Blu-Ray.

    In conjunction with Universal Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT on DVD.

    In conjunction with Miramax Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of AMERICAN SON on DVD.

    In conjunction with Faber & Faber, we’re giving away three (3) copies each of QI: THE BOOK OF GENERAL IGNORANCE (GENERALLY STOUTER EDITION), THE QI POCKET BOOK OF ANIMALS, and QI: THE SOUND OF GENERAL IGNORANCE.

    In conjunction with Focus Features, we’re giving away one (1) grand prize of an autographed poster & soundtrack and three (3) runners-up prizes of a soundtrack to director Park Chan-wook’s THIRST, now in theaters.

  • Win an Autographed Poster & Soundtrack CDs from Park Chan-wook’s THIRST!

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    In conjunction with Focus Features, we’re giving away one (1) grand prize of an autographed poster & soundtrack and three (3) runners-up prizes of a soundtrack to director Park Chan-wook’s THIRST, now in theaters.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, August 26th.

    Website: www.thirstmovie.com
    Starring: Song Kang-ho; Kim Ok-bin; Shin Ha-kyun
    Directed By: Park Chan-wook
    Written By: Park Chan-wook; Seo-Gyeong Jeong
    Produced By: Park Chan-wook
    Language: Korean ““ English Subtitles

    Acclaimed director Park Chan-wook (Oldboy; I’m a Cyborg, But That’s OK) returns with his highly anticipated vampire film Thirst, an official selection at the 62nd Cannes Film Festival. Everyone’s favorite actor Song Kang Ho plays a respected priest who turns into a vampire after a medical experiment gone wrong. His newfound thirst for blood and deadly attraction for his best friend’s wife, played by Kim Ok-bin (Dasepo Naughty Girls), drives him down a road of lust and depravity.

    For the Thirst soundtrack, Park Chan Wook teams up again with music director Jo Young-wook, who also provided the music for I’m a Cyborg, But That’s OK, Sympathy for Lady Vengeance, Old Boy, and JSA. The film’s score draws from Bach’s Cantata BWV 82a Ich Habe Genug and Jo Young Wook’s original compositions, with an emphasis strings and woodwinds. Songs by 1930s and 40s trot legends Nam In Soo and Lee Nan Young are included on the soundtrack.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on August, 26th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win QI (“Quite Interesting”) Books & Audio CDs!

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    In conjunction with Faber & Faber, we’re giving away three (3) copies each of QI: THE BOOK OF GENERAL IGNORANCE (GENERALLY STOUTER EDITION), THE QI POCKET BOOK OF ANIMALS, and QI: THE SOUND OF GENERAL IGNORANCE.

    You can find out more about QI at www.qi.com

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, August 26th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on August, 26th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win AMERICAN SON on DVD!

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    In conjunction with Miramax Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of AMERICAN SON on DVD, which streets on August 25th.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, August 26th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on August, 26th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT on DVD!

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    In conjunction with Universal Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, August 26th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on August, 26th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win 17 AGAIN on DVD & Blu-Ray!

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    In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of 17 AGAIN on DVD & Blu-Ray.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, August 26th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on August, 26th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win ADVENTURELAND on DVD

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    In conjunction with Miramax Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of ADVENTURELAND on DVD, which streets on August 25th.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, August 26th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on August, 26th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Bagged & Boarded 32: You’re Thinking Like A Trailer Park

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    What happens when two young men let their love of movies, comic books, and all things “geek” take over their lives? They run away from their families, bringing only the most essential DVDs and comics to their secret, highly fortified underground bunker in sunny Southern California, where they start recording podcasts that will change the world.

    Are they heroes?

    No.

    Are they geniuses?

    Far from it.

    Are they the future of this planet?

    I sure hope not.

    Simply put… Matt Cohen and Jesse Rivers are “Bagged and Boarded”.

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    BAGGED & BOARDED #32: You’re Thinking Like A Trailer Park   – In which Matt and Jesse record their last podcast before being reunited live in person, discussing the latest round of movie trailers, John Hughes’ passing, and how to really welcome your wife home. This is all a dream… I swear.

    [CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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  • SModcast 91

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    Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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    SModcast 91: M.I.P. –

    In which our heroes confuse cinema and enema.

    [CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 8/7/09: Taking Flight

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support Quick Stop by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    Not as strong as their debut season but still better than most of the television landscape, Flight Of The Conchords: The Complete Second Season (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) finds Kiwis Jemaine and Bret still searching for a paying gig in the wilds of New York. I wouldn’t want it any other way. Bonus features include a documentary, Dave’s Pawn Shop commercials, New Zealand consulate meetings, deleted scenes, and outtakes.

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    Get that 60’s psychedelic, groovy look on your very own wall with the Mathmos Space Projector ($79.99),which uses oil to project a moving image up to 1.5 meters big. Available in two different colors, it’s sure to be the hit of your next veg session.

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    From the “I’m delighted these have found their way to Blu-Ray” file come a pair of catalogue releases I’ve been anticipating seeing in high-def, one more so than the other. The one I’ve been champing at the bit for is John Carpenter’s cult classic Big Trouble In Little China (Fox, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP), which contains an audio commentary, deleted scenes, an extended ending, featurettes, trailers, TV spots, a music video, and a gallery. The other flick is My Cousin Vinny (Fox, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP), which is still a damn funny film. Bonus features include an audio commentary, trailer, and TV spots.

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    While not as well known as the Warner screwball comedies of the era, Sony has brought together a pair of releases featuring eight of their own – the Icons Of Screwball Comedy: Volume One & The Icons Of Screwball Comedy: Volume Two (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$24.96 SRP each). Volume One contains If You Could Only Cook, My Sister Eileen, Too Many Husbands, and She Wouldn’t Say Yes. Volume Two contains Theodora Goes Wild, A Night To Remember, Together Again, and The Doctor Takes A Wife. Both seta also contain a color Rhapsody cartoon and original theatrical trailers.

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    Just in time for the flick’s 10th anniversary comes a 2-disc special edition of The Tigger Movie (Walt Disney, Rated G, DVD-$29.99 SRP). Bonus materials include a pair of new animated shorts, sing-alongs, music videos, and more.

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    There’s something oppressively “awardsy” about The Soloist (Paramount, Rated PG-13, DVD-$29.98 SRP), which stars Robert Downey, Jr. as an LA reporter who discovers a brilliant street musician (Jamie Foxx) and tries to bring him to audiences. And get him off the street. And becomes his friend. You know… “Awardsy”. Bonus features include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, a featurette, and more. A Blu-Ray edition ($39.99 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus materials.

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    Well, I guess if you’re going to cast Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson as your lead, you’re going to have to amp up the action a bit beyond that featured in the original Escape To Witch Mountain, and that’s exactly what happens in Race To Witch Mountain (Walt Disney, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$44.99 SRP), which casts Johnson as a Vegas cabdriver who finds himself on a bit of an adventure when a pair of aliens disguised as teenagers appear in his taxi. It’s a pretty fun ride that will give the kids something to be distracted by for 99 minutes. Bonus materials include deleted scenes, bloopers, and the Blu-Ray edition even includes a standard DVD as well.

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    As the franchise hits its 25th anniversary, the 7th season DVD release of the animated series gets split into not just one, but four volumes – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, & Part 4 (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP). Each disc contains not only a nice little bonus featurette, but also 3″ figures of all 4 Turtles, one per set. Cowabunga.

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    As far as catalogue releases hitting high-def this week, there’ Adam Sandler’s The Waterboy (Touchstone, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$34.95 SRP) and Billy Bob Thornton’s Sling Blade (Miramax, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$34.95 SRP), both of which are the work of gifted auteurs. The Waterboy is featureless, but Sling Blade carries over all of the bonus materials from the DVD special edition, including an audio commentary and featurettes.

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    Try as I might – and golly knows, I have tried – I still can’t get into Tim And Eric Awesome Show Great Job! (Adult Swim, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP). I’m not a terribly big fan of comedy that’s bizarre and not terribly funny – give me both, and I’ll love you to death. This 3rd season disc is for those who dig it, and features 10 episodes plus featurettes, promos, deleted scenes, and a blooper reel.

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    Hey! Kids! Animal Planet has got a fun DVD for you! Called Hippos & Rhinos (Genius, Not Rated, DVD-$14.95 SRP)! Not only does it have hippos, it’s got rhinos, too! Whodathunkit?!?

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    Fans will probably feel a bit uncomfortable watching Dragonball: Evolution (Fox, Rated PG, DVD-$29.98 SRP), the big screen adaptation of their beloved Dragonball cartoon. This is a natural reaction to this tepid, rather cheap affair that, at the very least, has a nice schlock value. Bonus features include deleted scenes and featurettes. A Blu-Ray edition ($39.98 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus materials.

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    Shunted to home video even though it was supposed to be a newly sane & stable Lindsey Lohan’s return to the big screen, Labor Pains (First Look Studios, Rated PG-13, DVD-$28.98 SRP) probably should have asked for an epidural. Lohan stars as a dead-end employee who schemes to keep her job by faking a pregnancy. Hilarity ensues. A Blu-Ray edition ($29.98 SRP) is also available.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #107: Everything Is Food

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    Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

    Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

    Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

    VISIT THE SNYDECAST EXPERIENCE

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    KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #107: Everything Is Food – Ken & Dana return with a celebration of not only food, but also the history and grandeur of nachos. Sad, but true. Oh – and yes, both Dana and Ken are trapped at the bottom of a well. It happens.

    [CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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  • Cabin Fever 73: You Might Like It

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    cabin.jpgOh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the Quick Stop…

    Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

    Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

    Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

    Hugs and Kisses,
    Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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    CABIN FEVER #73: You Might Like It – The mixer is here, the boys have fun with all it has to offer and discuss a plethora of things which are probably too rude to mention here. They also announce the next Movie Club movie and tease you with something to come.

    [CONTENT WARNING]: Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!

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  • Contest Round-Up: 2009-08-05

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    Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at Quick Stop. Every Wednesday, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

    In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of GREEN LANTERN: FIRST FLIGHT on DVD.

    In conjunction with Walt Disney Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of PETE’S DRAGON on DVD.

    In conjunction with Walt Disney Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of HANNAH MONTANA: THE MOVIE on DVD.

    In conjunction with Paramount Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of I LOVE YOU MAN on DVD.

    In conjunction with Image Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of ALIEN TRESPASS on DVD.

    In conjunction with Paramount Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of ROAD TRIP: BEER PONG on DVD.

    In conjunction with MGM Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of THE TIGER’S TAIL on DVD.

  • Win THE TIGER’S TAIL on DVD!

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    In conjunction with MGM Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of THE TIGER’S TAIL on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, August 19th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on August, 19th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.