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  • Contest Round-Up: 2009-12-09

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    Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at Quick Stop. Every Wednesday, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

    In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of each of HARRY POTTER & THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE on both Blu-Ray & DVD.

    In conjunction with EMI, we’re giving away one (1) HOLIDAY MUSIC PRIZE PACK containing CHRISTMAS WITH THE CHIPMUNKS, THE BEACH BOYS: CHRISTMAS HARMONIES, NAT KING COLE: THE CHRISTMAS SONG, OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN: CHRISTMAS WISH, & CHRISTMAS CLASSICS BY THE FIRE.

    In conjunction with Disney Home Video, we’re giving away one (1) copy of G-FORCE on Blu-Ray/DVD.

  • Win G-FORCE on Blu-Ray/DVD!

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    In conjunction with Disney Home Video, we’re giving away one (1) copy of G-FORCE on Blu-Ray/DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December 23rd.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December, 23rd.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win a HOLIDAY MUSIC PRIZE PACK from EMI!

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    In conjunction with EMI, we’re giving away one (1) HOLIDAY MUSIC PRIZE PACK containing CHRISTMAS WITH THE CHIPMUNKS, THE BEACH BOYS: CHRISTMAS HARMONIES, NAT KING COLE: THE CHRISTMAS SONG, OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN: CHRISTMAS WISH, & CHRISTMAS CLASSICS BY THE FIRE.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December 23rd.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December, 23rd.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win HARRY POTTER & THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE on DVD & Blu-Ray!

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    In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of each of HARRY POTTER & THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE on both Blu-Ray & DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December 23rd.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December, 23rd.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • SModcast 99

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    Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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    SModcast 99: The Great One –

    No, not Him. Her.

    [CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

    DOWNLOAD:

    SModcast 99 (MP3 format)

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    SUBSCRIBE

    Subscribe to this Podcast via iTunes

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    Wanna add your two cents? Spend it here, in the SModcast mailbag.

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    CLICK HERE FOR THE SMODCAST ARCHIVES

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  • Masters Of Song Fu #5: Round 3 Challenge Revealed!

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    We here at Quick Stop Entertainment are true lovers of music, in all its forms. We’re also quite keen on the spirit of competition, and of spurring creativity through said competition.

    To that end, we launched a unique form of creative combat here at the Stop.

    In this age of manufactured and painfully earnest talent contests, we’ve decided to instead shine a light on the quirky, quixotic underworld of musicians that don’t get nearly the attention they deserve.

    Ah, but I did mention that there was a competition involved…

    Like a songwriting version of Iron Chef, the competitors will be presented with a very specific songwriting challenge. They’ll be given one week to complete their songs – however they see fit, within the parameters set forth – after which time the entries will be uploaded to Quick Stop to be voted on by you, the audience.

    Oh, and what do we call this competition?

    MASTERS OF SONG FU

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    Let us not forget the very special Masters of MASTERS OF SONG FU. Think of them as the iron chefs of Song Fu – one of which will be revealed as your ultimate challenger in THE FINAL CHALLENGE. Past Masters have included Jonathan Coulton, Paul & Storm, Neil Innes, The RiffTones, and Garfunkel & Oates. Any one of them could be your final Challenge – or perhaps it could be a brand new Master. Only the Challenger who garners the most cumulative votes in all of the Challenges will move on to the Final and face that Master, mano a mano.

    So what was the first Challenge?

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    ROUND 1 CHALLENGE

    This is a bit of a fun one. Your first task is based upon the work of Friend-of-the-Stop John Hodgman – specifically, the “700 MOLE MEN” listed in his second book, More Information Than You Require. You’ll find the full list of “700 Mole Men” – and their descriptions – HERE. Your task is to choose one (1) and write a song about that Mole Man, based on the description provided by Hodgman. The title of your song will be the name of the Mole Man you’ve chosen, and its corresponding number on the list. You are free to write your song in any style that you choose.

    That’s it. The only other directive is that your song must run no shorter than 1 minute.

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    You’ll find the Round 1 songs from each of our Challengers below, as well as the results of the Round 1 voting (As some competitors did not make their Round 2 submission in time, you’ll find those missing songs in the ROUND 1 ZIP FILE, which you can download below).

    So what was the 2nd Challenge?

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    ROUND 2 CHALLENGE

    Write a song about a number.

    That’s right – a song about a number. It can be any number, and it can be describing or representing anything. The number you choose will be the title of your song. The song can be in any style you’d like. Your song must run no shorter than 1 minute.

    If you want some inspiration, here’s a number song from Harry Nilsson
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/harry_nilsson-one.mp3]

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    You’ll find the Round 2 songs from each of our Challengers below, as well as the STILL ONGOING Round 2 voting (it ends on December 6th, so be sure to vote!). More importantly, though, you’ll also discover what the Round 3 Challenge is!

    THE CHALLENGERS

    JASON MORRIS

    songfu-jasonmorris.jpgI suppose I am what you could call a “Multi-Instrumentalist”. That is a nice way of saying “Jack-of-all-trades, Master-of-none”. I began playing drums as a teenager and spent a great deal of energy during my 20’s trying to “make it” in the music biz. As a drummer, I have had the opportunity to play with some pretty incredible musicians, garnering literally DOZENS of fans over the years. In 2004 I joined the band Celestial Static, and spent several years melting some face with good friends Jeremy and Julie Elzerman. Once that ran its course, I decided to spend more time locked away in my studio, writing my own songs and learning to play guitar, bass and sing. It doesn’t pay the bills, but I have a good time doing it.

    Official Website: www.jason-morris.net
    Twitter: twitter.com/JasonLMorris

    ROUND 1 SONG:#019 Thomas Ashley Innersun
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/jason_morris-019-thomas_ashley_innersun.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:Natural 18
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/jason_morris-natural_18.mp3]

    EDRIC HALEEN

    songfu-edrichaleen.jpgEdric is a returning veteran of the Masters of Song Fu competition. He has been writing music (off and on) since the early nineties. He wrote and directed a musical, The Pushcart War, based on Jean Merrill’s wonderful novel. He has written and/or arranged a number of songs for various friends – some commissioned, some as surprises. He loves acting in community theatre, and is inspired by the music of Stephen Sondheim, Jason Robert Brown, Adam Guettel, Lynn Ahrens and Stephen Flaherty. Also – feel free to check out (and add to!) the “Happiness Board” on his web pages!

    Official Website: happinessboard.com/Edric_Haleen.html

    ROUND 1 SONG:#138 Sir Isaac Quickmud
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/edric_haleen-138-sir_isaac_quickmud.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:Zero Point Nine (Ad Infinitum)
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/edric_haleen-zero_point_nine.mp3]

    “BUCKETHAT” BOBBY MATHESON

    songfu-buckethatbobby.jpgI’m “BucketHat” Bobby Matheson. I used to make cartoons for the internet, and sometimes still do, but mostly focus on my music right now. I write and record my songs solo, in my little make-shift studio, and when I play live, I often get some help from friends. Some of my music is funny, and some isn’t. More often than not, the humour is unintentional. My Influences range from Klezmer to folk, to punk and back again, which ends up sounding more like Zydeco than anything else (who’d have guessed?). I’ve been described as a “Cajun Buddy Holly” and an “Optimistic Elvis Costello”. It’s been said that I sound like “That guy from the Barenaked Ladies” and a “Nasaly Bob Dylan”. One of these days, I hope to have a description that is accurate.

    Official Website: www.buckethatbobby.randomsociety.com
    Twitter: twitter.com/BucketHatBobby

    ROUND 1 SONG:#139 Mr. Genuine Hissfurther
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/buckethat_bobby_matheson-139-mr_genuine_hissfurther.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:300
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/buckethat_bobby_matheson-300.mp3]

    GODZ POODLZ

    Legends foretell of a mighty duo, born in the frozen North. Two neighbors and friends will unite to form “Godz Poodlz” and battle the Mazters or Song Fu for glory and bragging rights! Godz Poodlz are Rüss Rogers and Rod Durre. Russ Rogers was once a member of “Kit and Kaboodle” (still available on iTunes) and currently performs in “Rusty’s Rocking Jamboree!” Rhod Durre was in the Goth Rock Band, “Sear!” Beware the Godz Poodlz Ear Worm! Godz Poodlz songs are bright, funny and tenaciously catchy. Come join Godz Poodlz Legionz of Fanz!

    Official Website: www.myspace.com/godzpoodlz

    ROUND 1 SONG:#381 Captain Dane Frostline
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/godz_poodlz-381-captain_dane_frostline.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:3455316008
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/godz_poodlz-3455316008.mp3]

    BRAM TANT

    songfu-bramtant.pngBram Tant is a Belgian coputer science student with a distinct love for music. Ever since going to music school as a kid, he’s enjoyed singing and playing the guitar, and has been writing songs for some years now. While he’s still learning to play the guitar, sing and write songs better, he improves with each attempt, and he makes up for it (and the lack of proper recording equipment) with his passion and enthusiasm. He would like to become a professional musician someday, but for now he’s satisfied with writing and performing for friends, family, and strangers on the internet.

    Official Website: studwww.ugent.be/~btant/

    Twitter: twitter.com/dantesxx

    ROUND 1 SONG:#666 Tommy Dickfish
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/bram_tant-666-tommy_dickfish.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:Five
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/bram_tant-five.mp3]

    MANTICESS

    Manitcess are Susanne Wolff (Lupa) on vocals and Johannes Schult (Jutze) on guitar. The duo plays melodic song somewhere between pop, folk and rock. Melodies are more important than trends. The band has already played various gigs in Germany and Switzerland and is eager to entertain – or better to enchant their audience with their musical tales.

    Official Website: www.myspace.com/manticess
    Twitter: twitter.com/schult

    ROUND 1 SONG:#423 Red
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/manticess-423-red.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:1998
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/manticess-1998.mp3]

    JALAPENO HABANEROS

    In the far off land of Chandler, Arizona, where the rivers flow with sand and cacti, our leader and master, the Lord of Our Lady Gwynyth, guitar and microphone in hand, called for the greatest musicians in the land to assemble a rock and roll group like none other. Unfortunately, they were cut off on the road, and the Jalapeño Habañeros made it there first. With The Rogue Bohemian on saxophone and The Boxcar Bassist on bass and keyboards, the Lord was pleased. Now, they roam the streets of Chandler, playing epic songs and rocking faces, much like Bon Jovi. Unfortunately they are paid in change, and often get thrown into the street, also like Bon Jovi. Their lives have intertwined, and the era of the Jalapeño Habañeros has begun. Be prepared.

    Official Website: jalapenojabaneros.blogspot.com

    ROUND 1 SONG:#604 Suction-Cupped Jonny
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/jalapeno_habaneros-604-suction-cupped_jonny.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:Pi
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/jalapeno_habaneros-pi.mp3]

    TIMOTHY RUSH

    Hi, my name is Timothy. I like me. I like my school, I like my friends. I like to play the music. I very much enjoy the peoples. Thank you.
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    Official Website: www.myspace.com/tweed234
    Twitter: twitter.com/TimmyVendetta

    ROUND 1 SONG:#006 Sir Stinson Maggotwrangle
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/timothy_rush-006-sir_stinson_maggotwrangle.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:Me & 23
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/timothy_rush-me_and_23.mp3]

    JUBILEE JEWS

    They are not some traveling country hillbilly act. They are celebrating the year of Jubilee in the form of ukulele based indie pop. They are Akiva Misto and Eliana Bartimeus and they are prepared to rock your yarmulkes!

    Official Website: NONE

    ROUND 1 SONG:#487 Lady Antonia Oddpolyps
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/jubilee_jews-487-lady_antonia_oddpolyps.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:i: The Square Root Of -1 (The Imaginary Number)
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/jubilee_jews-the_square_root_of_-1.mp3]

    PETER BENEDICT

    Peter is a person of sorts. Since his birth he has consistently occupied himself with a variety of time consuming and completely un-noteworthy activities. Despite this breadth of experience he remains untalented in the ways of writing all encompassing 600 word essays. He does, however, greatly enjoy the rare treat that is writing about oneself in the third person, especially when such a gift should be presented to him at the wonderful time of 4AM. Peter now supposes that since this a musical competition he is entering, he might want to include something about that in his bio. At the way too old age of 18, Peter first attempted to play music. His guitar teacher warned him that he was much to old to begin training, and that he would probably be an emotionally unstable musician that would eventually turn to the dark side. Peter took no heed to this warning, and indeed dropped out of guitar lessons fairly quickly, realizing that he enjoyed learning much more when done alone. In the year and a half since then, Peter has been on a steady rise and will no doubt be taking the musical world by storm in the coming year. Perhaps his greatest musical moment came in December of 2008, when his Christmas caroling band, The Sizzle, took his small hick town by storm with a door to door tour through the suburbs, melting the figurative face of listeners with a funk/rap cover of Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer. In 2009 Peter has become active in the youtube community, known not for his music but for his notorious use of stop-motion eating scenes and a DIY laugh track. Hoping to hone his barely existing musical skills through the pressure of competition, Peter joins Round 5 of Song Fu. He sincerely hopes that rewriting this bio at a later date will be an option. The Peter Is Competing.

    Official Website: www.youtube.com/user/thepeteris
    Twitter: twitter.com/thepeteris

    ROUND 1 SONG:#315 Mr. Dennimore Evercrouch
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/peter_benedict-315-mr_dennimore_evercrouch.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:0
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/peter_benedict-0.mp3]

    JOSH HOLOBER-WARD

    Josh was born in Canada, which probably explains more about him than anything else he could put in a bio. He plays the accordion, is self-taught on the piano, and highly enjoys playing and writing for both – though he rarely finishes anything without a deadline. With this grueling contest, he hopes to push himself to unleash the best Fu he possibly can… and hell, maybe even some he impossibly can. YARRR!

    Official Website: www.youtube.com/user/PossessedRaccoon

    ROUND 1 SONG:#422 Mokey
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/josh_holober-ward-422-mokey.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:Five
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/josh_holober-ward-five.mp3]

    AARON Z

    Many folks say that Aaron Z is a pretty cool guy. He plays too many instruments, but mostly piano & guitar. He wastes too much of his free time writing and performing music, which has been known to make people laugh, tough men cry, and ladies melt in his arms. His current projects include Orange Box: The Musical! and A Tribute to the Letter E. He likes food cooked with mushrooms and his favorite ice-creams are vanilla-based, not chocolate-based. Check out his music, including his previously-weekly but now faux-weekly music project on his website, plus his other cool music.

    Official Website: aaronz.bandcamp.com

    ROUND 1 SONG:#590 Harvey Rupert Elder
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/aaron_z-590-harvey_rupert_elder.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:Five
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/aaron_z-five.mp3]

    JOE “COVENANT” LAMB

    I’m Joe Covenant. I’m Scottish. And never have enough time to do everything I wanna! Been singing and perfoming for over 40 years… (yes, I am 46.)… and I’ve nearly learned a 6th chord! Everything I do. I do for Song Fu. (If not for this ‘contest’ I would have never met and collaborated with so many talented people.)

    Official Website: joecovenant.bandcamp.com
    Twitter: twitter.com/JoeCovenant

    ROUND 1 SONG:#297 Mr. Tom Furby
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/joe_covenant_lamb-297-mr_tom_furby.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:2
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/joe_covenant_lamb-2.mp3]

    LEX VADER

    Lex Vader was born to a single mother who worked as silicon tycoon’s personal assistant. When she died of poor hygiene, Lex was sent to an orphanage where he showed interest in organizing races and laser fencing. After being recruited into a religious order, he spent the next few years between several of their private schools. In his final year, Lex lost his hand in an argument with a professor over Kryptochlorians. Despite this, Lex was able to achieve a successful business career and even a knighthood. Tragedy struck, however, when a former classmate’s arctic home caught fire during a business lunch, scarring half of Lex’s face. At this point, Lex’s behavior became erratic. When he managed to buy SithCo, the cult that schooled him, he was shunned by the corporate world. No longer taken seriously, Lex started an evil empire and now moonlights with his evil emotronic alternapop band.

    Official Website: lexvaderssecretjournal.wordpress.com
    Twitter: twitter.com/LexVader

    ROUND 1 SONG:#153 Permanent Unsex
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/lex_vader-153-permanent_unsex.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:Six (I Am Not A Number)
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/lex_vader-six_i_am_not_a_number.mp3]

    CALEB HINES

    Caleb became a software engineer instead of a musician because the type of music he likes best went out of style at the end of the 18th century. Self-taught in music theory, he is more comfortable writing a four-part instrumental fugue than he is writing a verse-chorus-bridge song. After discovering the likes of Weird Al, Dr. Horrible, and especially Jonathan Coulton, he realized that “modern music” can be fun too. Now he is on a quest to update, expand, and diversify his musical knowledge and experience. In addition to singing, he plays a whole family of recorders, baroque flute, ukulele, melodica, pretends to play keyboard, and most recently, guitar. He also uses virtual MIDI instruments because a real orchestra costs too much.

    Official Website: refactoringmybrain.blogspot.com
    Twitter: twitter.com/calebhines

    ROUND 1 SONG:#490 Mr. Nehemiah Bloodwormer
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/caleb_hines-490-mr_nehemiah_bloodwormer.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:Flight 93 – Memorial to Courage
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/caleb_hines-flight_93_memorial_to_courage.mp3]

    ZER0GUY

    Sometimes two people get together who are destined to make history. Sometimes they are born into the same family. zer0guy is the musical/life-partnership of Jon and Dan Kelly, long time musicians looking forward to placing notes in your head.

    Official Website: www.myspace.com/zer0guyband

    ROUND 1 SONG:#237 Dirtbag Dan
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/zer0guy-237-dirtbag_dan.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:203012
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/zer0guy-203012.mp3]

    JONATHAN MANN

    My current project is writing A Song a Day (Rock Cookie Bottom), and my former projects include The Last Nympho Leprechaun, a rock opera, The Mario Opera, a rock opera, GameJew, a web show, and The Mushroom Singdom, singing old school video game reviews.

    Official Website: www.rockcookiebottom.com

    ROUND 1 SONG:#612 Mr. Barry Screwskull
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/jonathan_mann-612-mr_barry_screwskull.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:The Number Nine!
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/jonathan_mann-the_number_nine.mp3]

    SARA PARSONS

    Sara Parsons is a twenty-year-old music composition student from northern California. She participated in Masters of Song Fu #4 and had a blast and met a ton of great people. She hopes she’s better at writing songs than she is at writing her own biography.

    Official Website: www.youtube.com/user/sargeantketchup

    ROUND 1 SONG:#573 Miss Miriam Poisonblisters
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/sara_parsons-573-miss_miriam_poisonblisters.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:7.5
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/sara_parsons-7_point_5.mp3]

    CHAS LILLY

    Chas Lilly is a man that needs introduction. He is geeky but hopefully without being boring. He has been known to write songs about Pluto, Tim Allen, funerals, and everything in between. People often describe his music as “music”.

    Official Website: www.youtube.com/friendswobenefits
    Twitter: twitter.com/foldsaholic

    ROUND 1 SONG:#567 Mr. Angelo Openjaw
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/chas_lilly-567-mr_angelo_openjaw.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:10 (Things That Made This The Worst Date Ever)
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/chas_lilly-10_things_that_made_this_the_worst_date_ever.mp3]

    KYLIE PETTO

    My name is Kylie, and I’m your everyday 17-year-old girl with a passion for music. I’ve been writing my own songs since I was ten years old, and nothing is more fun for me than to sit down with my guitar and unwind. I’d like to use Masters of Song Fu to really challenge myself, and hopefully grow as a musical artist.

    Official Website: NONE
    Twitter: twitter.com/KyliePetto

    ROUND 1 SONG:#141 Devil Anse Doubledirt
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/kylie_petto-141-devil-anse-doubledirt.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:8
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/kylie_petto-8.mp3]

    ALEX TAYLOR

    I am a young musician who plays trombone, guitar, ukulele, piano, melodica, and a little bit of harmonica. I play everything from rock songs with distortion pedals on ukulele, to rap medleys on piano, to sappy love songs and songs about the internet crashing on guitar. This is my first time in Song Fu.

    Official Website: NONE

    ROUND 1 SONG:#604 Suction-Cupped Jonny
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/alex_taylor-604-suction-cupped_jonny.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:i
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/alex_taylor-i.mp3]

    GIFTED GEAR

    I’m just a kid with a guitar. Sometimes I even play it.

    Official Website: NONE

    ROUND 1 SONG:#580 Old Man Hades
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/gifted_gear-580-old_man_hades.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:Eight
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/gifted_gear-eight.mp3]

    SIMMBIOSIS

    Simmbiosis – three part band. Defies the usual type or brand. A combo bred, in this strange head. The obscene voice the unseen hand. Terpsichore and muse imbued. Perverse perhaps a little rude. Music composed, a life exposed. Giving you all I can exude. Studio C where I compose. Club Bed where I take my repose. Iniquity, safe haven for me. The rest you’ll just have to suppose. To be among this crowd, auspicious. An honor bordering on delicious. Thanks to View Askew, I’ll whip out my Song Fu. And work not to be repetitious, repetitious, repetitious.

    Official Website: www.myspace.com/simmbiosis

    ROUND 1 SONG:#646 Hydrostatic Charlie
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/simmbiosis-646-hydrostatic_charlie.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:Sevenly – The Magnificent Seven
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/simmbiosis-sevenly_the_magnificent_seven.mp3]

    DENISE HUDSON

    Denise Hudson is doing Song Fu again because last time the contest gave her a rush that she’d never had before. She is thinking this contest will help her further her career in the frightening world, the scary internet (ack!), and in Austin – a city in which there are many Live Music Capitalists of the World. She’s hoping to avoid mixdown mixups, to master her mastering, and hopefully… not become a twittasaurus rex. She’d like to thank her friends – local, national, international, intergalactic, and those from the beyond. Peace, Love, and Grapenuts.

    Official Website: www.myspace.com/denisehudson

    ROUND 2 SONG:Four 5ths
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    To download a ZIP FILE containing all of the ROUND 2 songs, CLICK HERE.

    To download a ZIP FILE containing all of the ROUND 1 songs, CLICK HERE.

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    ROUND 3 CHALLENGE

    Write a winter holiday song that is not about the holidays.

    Your song can reference the holidays, but must not be explicitly about them. However, it should incorporate instruments and/or a style that evokes the holidays. Your song must run no shorter than 1 minute 30 seconds.

    Your song must be submitted in mp3 form (128-192kbps) either via e-mail (to songfu @ asitecalledfred.com – remember to remove the spaces) or a file upload service (like RapidShare or YouSendIt). Deadline for submission is 11:59pm EST on Sunday, December 13th, 2009.

    Voting on Round 3 submissions will commence on Tuesday, December 15th, 2009.

    If you want some inspiration, here’s a song from Jona Lewie, “Stop The Cavalry”
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    ROUND 2 VOTING

    And now, it’s time for the voting. For this round, you can choose your TOP 5 FAVORITE Challenger songs. Be sure to choose carefully. VOTING CLOSES AT 11:59pm EST on SUNDAY, DECEMBER 6th. If you are having trouble voting, CLEAR YOUR BROWSER’S CACHE and try again. PLEASE NOTE: This voting system bases voting eligibility on your IP Address. If there are other computers on a home or business network that share the same IP address through a router, it may say you’ve already voted. Unfortunately, there is no way around this, and still be able to prevent ballot stuffing. It’s just the nature of the online voting beast.

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    ROUND 2 VOTING – THE CHALLENGERS

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    View Results

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    ROUND 1 VOTING – THE CHALLENGERS RESULTS

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    View Results

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    If you triumph, not only will you win remarkable (and potentially off-putting) bragging rights and a clutch of fantastic mystery prizes, you will also become the proud owner of the magnificent, one-of-a-kind MASTER OF SONG FU TROPHY.

    Good luck, and bring on the Fu.

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 12/4/09: Faster Than A Speeding Bullet

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support Quick Stop by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    Not as noir-riffic as their take on Batman, Bruce Timm & Paul Dini still delivered a definitive version of the Man of Steel that trumps all but the original Donner film – and it can all be yours with Superman: The Complete Animated Series (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$53.98 SRP). Bonus features include audio commentaries and featurettes, plus an exclusive disc with an all-new retrospective. My one gripe? Warners cheaped out and used the abysmal double-sided discs on 3 of the 7 contained within. Haven’t you realized that they’re an abomination, Warners? Please. Stop using them.

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    If last year’s 20th anniversary set featuring the collectible Crow T. Robot figurine was anything to go by, I’d recommend snatching your copy of the limited edition Mystery Science Theater 3000: XVI (Shout! Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$64.99 SRP), sporting a snazzy Tom Servo figurine, before they’re long gone – which will probably be pretty darn fast. The set itself contains the episodes The Corpse Vanishes, Warrior Of The Lost World, Santa Claus, and Night Of The Blood Beast. Bonus features include Turkey Day ’95 intros, a retrospective on Santa Claus, an interview with Warrior director David Worth, and trailers.

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    It’s quite rare to encounter a new sitcom that I not only like, but swiftly fall in love with. Well, I can now add Better Off Ted (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) to that exclusive list. Imagine if you combined the sensibilities of both Newsradio and Arrested Development and set it in the headquarters of an oppressively omnipresent megacorporation – and there you go. Hell, it’s even a little bit Brazil. Just get the first season, and devour all 13 episodes.

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    Get the bad taste of the US remake out of your mouth by re-watching the second (and final) season of the original UK Life On Mars (Acorn, Not Rated, DVD-$59.99 SRP), which still holds up as one of the televisiual highlights of the last few years. The 4-disc set features all 8 episodes, plus behind-the-scenes footage, a documentary, and a featurette on the show’s finale.

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    I got exactly what I expected from Four Christmases (New Line, Rated PG-13, DVD-$29.98 SRP) – a largely by-the-numbers, inoffensive, lightly enjoyable holiday romp starring Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon as a couple whose cancelled getaway flight leaves them having to attend the quartet of Chrismtases thrown by their divorced parents. Mild hilarity ensues! A Blu-Ray edition ($35.99 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus materials.

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    Lionsgate has just dropped a boatload of their catalogue titles into the high definition arena, with one big highlight for me. There was a time when it seemed Monster Squad (Lionsgate, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP) would never even make it to DVD, and here it is in snazzy Blu-Ray with a full port of all of the DVDs special features, including audio commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, and more. Also making their Blu-Ray debut are Mel Gibson & Robert Downey, Jr. in Air America, Stephen King’s Cujo, the still-awkward Angel Heart, the cult favorite Near Dark, and the original My Bloody Valentine (Lionsgate, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP each).

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    No, I will not say it’s a good film, but there’s a lot of goofy fun to be found – at least my young nephew did – during Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian (Fox, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), which brings Ben Stiller back as night watchman Larry Daley, as the magical exhibits that came to life during the original film get transferred to the massive archives of the Smithsonian… And wouldn’t you know it? More hijinks! Bonus features include audio commentaries, deleted scenes, featurettes, a gag reel, and a DVD copy of the film.

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    A truly groundbreaking comic performer and television innovator that should be required viewing for anyone claiming to have an affinity for comedy gets a nice introductory set via Spike Jones: The Funniest Show On Earth (Infinity, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP). The 3-disc set is packed with classic bits and over 60 songs, plus 2 never-aired pilots.

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    If you go into Funny People (Universal, Rated R, DVD-$34.98 SRP) expecting another laugh-a-minute Apatow flick like 40-Year-Old Virgin or Knocked Up, you’ll probably be surprised and a bit disappointed to learn it’s actually a tale *about* funny people – comedians – in particular one played by Adam Sandler, who is given a second chance and decides to address some issues in his life, particularly the girl that got away. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, a production documentary, featurettes, deleted scenes, prank calls, a gag reel, and more. The Blu-Ray edition ($39.98 SRP) features additional deleted scenes and prank calls.

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    Packed to the hilt with guest stars like Steve McQueen and Walter Matthau and hosted by its titular master of suspense, Alfred Hitchcock Presents: Season 4 (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$30.99 SRP) keeps the quality level up across its 36 episodes, all of which are well worth a spin. There’s also a bonus featurette, “Fasten Your Seatbelt: The Thrilling Art Of Alfred Hitchcock”.

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    Maybe one day someone will find the closet that the real Robert Rodriguez has been locked in for the past few years. In the meantime, the Pod-riguez is delivering tepid kiddie cinema like Shorts (New Line, Rated PG, DVD-$28.98 SRP), which could have been a rollicking tale of kids finding a magic, wish-giving rock but is instead a tepid affair marked by occasional flashes of what could have been. Bonus materials include a behind-the-scenes featurette and a mini-cooking school short. A Blu-Ray edition ($35.99 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus materials.

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    If I had my druthers (which I do), I’d like to ignore that Torchwood ever existed as a Doctor Who spin-off and focus entirely on The Sarah Jane Adventures (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) as a worthy extension of the Who-niverse. Because it is. Made for the BBC’s children’s channel, it’s a fun, fast, but thoughtful and character-driven show. Don’t believe me? Check out the second season set, where everything comes together and gels. Bonus features include interviews, galleries, audio clips, TV spots, trailers, and more.

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    Animation makes the transition to live action with the made-for-TV Ben 10: Alien Swarm (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.97 SRP), which finds Ben taking on an alien menace intent on dominating the Earth. Bonus features include a making-of featurette and a music video. A Blu-Ray edition ($29.99 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus materials.

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    Pull out all of the teeth of the original and make the sense of “Gotta keep the franchise churning” palpable, and you’ve got the not-terribly-interesting Terminator: Salvation (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, DVD-$28.98 SRP). Further muddying the franchise’s continuity by flash-forwarding to the middle, Christian Bale era of humanity’s last hope, John Connor, and forcing him to keep safe the life of his own father. Yeah, it’s a mess. The 3-disc Blu-Ray edition ($35.99 SRP) features an extended director’s cut, a picture-in-picture exploration with director McG, and a pair of behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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    It’s a little bit House, a little bit Chicago Hope, and a little bit Grey’s Anatomy – it’s Mental (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP), about the new Director of Psychiatric Services at Wharton Memorial Hospital, Dr. Jack Gallagher, his quirky colleagues, and his unorthodox methods. The 4-disc set contains all 13 episodes, plus an alternate pilot and a featurette.

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    The lawyer with the golden briefs returns with the second volume of it’s 3rd season – otherwise known as Perry Mason Season 3: Volume 2 (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP). The 3-disc set contains 12 episodes of high stakes legal wrangling.

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    I’ve become quite tired of Michael Cera, so I was pleased that Paper Heart (Anchor Bay, Rated PG-13, DVD-$29.98 SRP) is really a “documentary” about fellow Gen-Z’er Charlyne Yi’s search for love – a concept she doesn’t really believe in, at least in the fairytale, Hollywood sense. But yes, there is some Cera here. Bonus features include featurettes, interviews, deleted scenes, and musical performances. A Blu-Ray edition ($39.98 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus features.

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    In the mood for a middling little horror flick that’s at least an improvement over channel surfing? Wondering whatever happened to Thora Birch & Brittany Murphy? Well, you’ll find them both in Deadline (First Look Studios, Rated R, DVD-$28.98 SRP), about a screenwriter (Murphy) who retires to a Victorian house in the country after having a breakdown, hoping to finish her screenplay. Instead, she finds disturbing videotapes of the couple that used to own the house, and… well… you know where this is going. Ooooooooo. Bonus materials include behind-the-scenes footage. A Blu-Ray edition ($29.98 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus materials.

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    What happens when you team up two of the most pigmentally-challenged humans on Earth and give them superpowers? You get Jim Gaffigan & Conan O’Brien (voiced by Gaffigan) in Pale Force (New Video, Not Rated, DVD-$14.95 SRP), an animated series where the pair face off against their archnemesis Lady Bronze. Bonus features include Gaffigan’s appearances on Late Night and making-of featurettes.

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    Guy Ritchie has been a scattershot writer/director over the years, but the film that put him on the map – Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels (Universal, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$26.98 SRP) is getting its high-def release, carrying over the featurette and expletive compilation from the last standard edition DVD release.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #124: Whither To Dither

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    Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

    Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

    Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

    VISIT THE SNYDECAST EXPERIENCE

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    KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #124: Whither To Dither – Ken & Dana return with a post-post-holiday discussion about things. So very many things. Some of them will haunt you forever. Most of them, in fact. Probably Dana’s rock hard TWILIGHT abs.

    [CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

    DOWNLOAD: (right click to save)
    Episode #124 (MP3 format)

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    Got something to say? E-mail Dana & Ken at the Snydecast mailbag.

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  • Bagged & Boarded 40: A Brief Respite with Derrick Comedy

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    What happens when two young men let their love of movies, comic books, and all things “geek” take over their lives? They run away from their families, bringing only the most essential DVDs and comics to their secret, highly fortified underground bunker in sunny Southern California, where they start recording podcasts that will change the world.

    Are they heroes?

    No.

    Are they geniuses?

    Far from it.

    Are they the future of this planet?

    I sure hope not.

    Simply put… Matt Cohen and Jesse Rivers are “Bagged and Boarded”.

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    BAGGED & BOARDED #40: A Brief Respite with Derrick Comedy – In which Matt sits down with DC Pierson and Meggie McFadden of Derrick Comedy and is enthralled by tales of all things sketch comedy, youtube superstardom, pun construction and their new hilarious feature film, MYSTERY TEAM! It’s more fun then something that is marginally less fun!!! Listen with your ears…

    [CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

    DOWNLOAD: (right click to save)
    Episode #40 (MP3 format)

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    SUBSCRIBE
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    Got something to say? E-mail Matt & Jesse at the B & B mailbag.

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  • Cabin Fever 82: What Nerve

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    cabin.jpgOh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the Quick Stop…

    Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

    Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

    Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

    Hugs and Kisses,
    Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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    CABIN FEVER #82: What Nerve – Brian and Aaron are joined this week by their friend Ian. They get to lark about once again with sound effects, wonder what’s real and what isn’t while figuring out what country to complain about this time. Music is provided by show stalwarts The Tastydactyls.

    [CONTENT WARNING]: Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!

    DOWNLOAD: (right click to save)
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    Got something to say? E-mail Aaron & Brian at the Cabin Fever mailbag.

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  • A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Paul F. Tompkins

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    I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

    In this episode, I chat with actor, stand-up, gadfly, and sartorial dandy Paul F. Tompkins. His second album, FREAK WHARF, has just hit the interwebs, and he took a moment of precious, precious time to have a virtual tete-a-tete…

    Hope you enjoy…

    Download “A Bit of a Chat with Ken Plume & Paul F. Tompkins“:

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  • Contest Round-Up: 2009-12-02

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    Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at Quick Stop. Every Wednesday, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

    In conjunction with Shout! Factory, we’re giving away two (2) copies of MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER: VOLUME XVI on DVD.

    In conjunction with Lionsgate, we’re giving away five (5) copies of both FRAGGLE ROCK: SEASON 5 & A MERRY FRAGGLE HOLIDAY on DVD.

    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of both THE STEVE COOGAN COLLECTION on DVD.

    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of both THE SARAH JANE ADVENTURES: SEASON 2 on DVD.

    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of both DOCTOR WHO: WARGAMES on DVD.

    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of both EDGE OF DARKNESS on DVD.

    In conjunction with New Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of both JIM GAFFIGAN’S PALE FORCE on DVD.

    In conjunction with Universal Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of PUBLIC ENEMIES on DVD, plus PUBLIC ENEMIES bottle openers.

  • Win PUBLIC ENEMIES on DVD!

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    In conjunction with Universal Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of PUBLIC ENEMIES on DVD, plus PUBLIC ENEMIES bottle openers.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December 16th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December, 16th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win JIM GAFFIGAN’S PALE FORCE on DVD!

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    In conjunction with New Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of JIM GAFFIGAN’S PALE FORCE on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December 16th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December, 16th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win EDGE OF DARKNESS on DVD!

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    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of EDGE OF DARKNESS on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December 16th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December, 16th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win DOCTOR WHO: WARGAMES on DVD!

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    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of DOCTOR WHO: WARGAMES on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December 16th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December, 16th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win THE SARAH JANE ADVENTURES: SEASON 2 on DVD!

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    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of THE SARAH JANE ADVENTURES: SEASON 2 on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December 16th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December, 16th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win THE STEVE COOGAN COLLECTION on DVD!

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    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of both THE STEVE COOGAN COLLECTION on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December 16th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December, 16th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win FRAGGLE ROCK: SEASON 5 & A MERRY FRAGGLE HOLIDAY on DVD!

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    In conjunction with Lionsgate, we’re giving away five (5) copies of both FRAGGLE ROCK: SEASON 5 & A MERRY FRAGGLE HOLIDAY on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December 16th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December, 16th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER: VOLUME XVI on DVD!

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    In conjunction with Shout! Factory, we’re giving away two (2) copies of MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER: VOLUME XVI on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December 16th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December, 16th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Masters Of Song Fu #5: Round 2 Challenge Voting Begins!

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    We here at Quick Stop Entertainment are true lovers of music, in all its forms. We’re also quite keen on the spirit of competition, and of spurring creativity through said competition.

    To that end, we launched a unique form of creative combat here at the Stop.

    In this age of manufactured and painfully earnest talent contests, we’ve decided to instead shine a light on the quirky, quixotic underworld of musicians that don’t get nearly the attention they deserve.

    Ah, but I did mention that there was a competition involved…

    Like a songwriting version of Iron Chef, the competitors will be presented with a very specific songwriting challenge. They’ll be given one week to complete their songs – however they see fit, within the parameters set forth – after which time the entries will be uploaded to Quick Stop to be voted on by you, the audience.

    Oh, and what do we call this competition?

    MASTERS OF SONG FU

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    Let us not forget the very special Masters of MASTERS OF SONG FU. Think of them as the iron chefs of Song Fu – one of which will be revealed as your ultimate challenger in THE FINAL CHALLENGE. Past Masters have included Jonathan Coulton, Paul & Storm, Neil Innes, The RiffTones, and Garfunkel & Oates. Any one of them could be your final Challenge – or perhaps it could be a brand new Master. Only the Challenger who garners the most cumulative votes in all of the Challenges will move on to the Final and face that Master, mano a mano.

    So what was the first Challenge?

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    ROUND 1 CHALLENGE

    This is a bit of a fun one. Your first task is based upon the work of Friend-of-the-Stop John Hodgman – specifically, the “700 MOLE MEN” listed in his second book, More Information Than You Require. You’ll find the full list of “700 Mole Men” – and their descriptions – HERE. Your task is to choose one (1) and write a song about that Mole Man, based on the description provided by Hodgman. The title of your song will be the name of the Mole Man you’ve chosen, and its corresponding number on the list. You are free to write your song in any style that you choose.

    That’s it. The only other directive is that your song must run no shorter than 1 minute.

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    You’ll find the Round 1 songs from each of our Challengers below, as well as the results of the Round 1 voting (As some competitors did not make their Round 2 submission in time, you’ll find those missing songs in the ROUND 1 ZIP FILE, which you can download below).

    So what was the 2nd Challenge?

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    ROUND 2 CHALLENGE

    Write a song about a number.

    That’s right – a song about a number. It can be any number, and it can be describing or representing anything. The number you choose will be the title of your song. The song can be in any style you’d like. Your song must run no shorter than 1 minute.

    If you want some inspiration, here’s a number song from Harry Nilsson
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    You’ll find the Round 2 songs from each of our Challengers below, followed by the Round 2 voting form…

    THE CHALLENGERS

    JASON MORRIS

    songfu-jasonmorris.jpgI suppose I am what you could call a “Multi-Instrumentalist”. That is a nice way of saying “Jack-of-all-trades, Master-of-none”. I began playing drums as a teenager and spent a great deal of energy during my 20’s trying to “make it” in the music biz. As a drummer, I have had the opportunity to play with some pretty incredible musicians, garnering literally DOZENS of fans over the years. In 2004 I joined the band Celestial Static, and spent several years melting some face with good friends Jeremy and Julie Elzerman. Once that ran its course, I decided to spend more time locked away in my studio, writing my own songs and learning to play guitar, bass and sing. It doesn’t pay the bills, but I have a good time doing it.

    Official Website: www.jason-morris.net
    Twitter: twitter.com/JasonLMorris

    ROUND 1 SONG:#019 Thomas Ashley Innersun
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/jason_morris-019-thomas_ashley_innersun.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:Natural 18
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/jason_morris-natural_18.mp3]

    EDRIC HALEEN

    songfu-edrichaleen.jpgEdric is a returning veteran of the Masters of Song Fu competition. He has been writing music (off and on) since the early nineties. He wrote and directed a musical, The Pushcart War, based on Jean Merrill’s wonderful novel. He has written and/or arranged a number of songs for various friends – some commissioned, some as surprises. He loves acting in community theatre, and is inspired by the music of Stephen Sondheim, Jason Robert Brown, Adam Guettel, Lynn Ahrens and Stephen Flaherty. Also – feel free to check out (and add to!) the “Happiness Board” on his web pages!

    Official Website: happinessboard.com/Edric_Haleen.html

    ROUND 1 SONG:#138 Sir Isaac Quickmud
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/edric_haleen-138-sir_isaac_quickmud.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:Zero Point Nine (Ad Infinitum)
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/edric_haleen-zero_point_nine.mp3]

    “BUCKETHAT” BOBBY MATHESON

    songfu-buckethatbobby.jpgI’m “BucketHat” Bobby Matheson. I used to make cartoons for the internet, and sometimes still do, but mostly focus on my music right now. I write and record my songs solo, in my little make-shift studio, and when I play live, I often get some help from friends. Some of my music is funny, and some isn’t. More often than not, the humour is unintentional. My Influences range from Klezmer to folk, to punk and back again, which ends up sounding more like Zydeco than anything else (who’d have guessed?). I’ve been described as a “Cajun Buddy Holly” and an “Optimistic Elvis Costello”. It’s been said that I sound like “That guy from the Barenaked Ladies” and a “Nasaly Bob Dylan”. One of these days, I hope to have a description that is accurate.

    Official Website: www.buckethatbobby.randomsociety.com
    Twitter: twitter.com/BucketHatBobby

    ROUND 1 SONG:#139 Mr. Genuine Hissfurther
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/buckethat_bobby_matheson-139-mr_genuine_hissfurther.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:300
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/buckethat_bobby_matheson-300.mp3]

    GODZ POODLZ

    Legends foretell of a mighty duo, born in the frozen North. Two neighbors and friends will unite to form “Godz Poodlz” and battle the Mazters or Song Fu for glory and bragging rights! Godz Poodlz are Rüss Rogers and Rod Durre. Russ Rogers was once a member of “Kit and Kaboodle” (still available on iTunes) and currently performs in “Rusty’s Rocking Jamboree!” Rhod Durre was in the Goth Rock Band, “Sear!” Beware the Godz Poodlz Ear Worm! Godz Poodlz songs are bright, funny and tenaciously catchy. Come join Godz Poodlz Legionz of Fanz!

    Official Website: www.myspace.com/godzpoodlz

    ROUND 1 SONG:#381 Captain Dane Frostline
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/godz_poodlz-381-captain_dane_frostline.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:3455316008
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/godz_poodlz-3455316008.mp3]

    BRAM TANT

    songfu-bramtant.pngBram Tant is a Belgian coputer science student with a distinct love for music. Ever since going to music school as a kid, he’s enjoyed singing and playing the guitar, and has been writing songs for some years now. While he’s still learning to play the guitar, sing and write songs better, he improves with each attempt, and he makes up for it (and the lack of proper recording equipment) with his passion and enthusiasm. He would like to become a professional musician someday, but for now he’s satisfied with writing and performing for friends, family, and strangers on the internet.

    Official Website: studwww.ugent.be/~btant/

    Twitter: twitter.com/dantesxx

    ROUND 1 SONG:#666 Tommy Dickfish
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/bram_tant-666-tommy_dickfish.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:Five
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/bram_tant-five.mp3]

    MANTICESS

    Manitcess are Susanne Wolff (Lupa) on vocals and Johannes Schult (Jutze) on guitar. The duo plays melodic song somewhere between pop, folk and rock. Melodies are more important than trends. The band has already played various gigs in Germany and Switzerland and is eager to entertain – or better to enchant their audience with their musical tales.

    Official Website: www.myspace.com/manticess
    Twitter: twitter.com/schult

    ROUND 1 SONG:#423 Red
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/manticess-423-red.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:1998
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/manticess-1998.mp3]

    JALAPENO HABANEROS

    In the far off land of Chandler, Arizona, where the rivers flow with sand and cacti, our leader and master, the Lord of Our Lady Gwynyth, guitar and microphone in hand, called for the greatest musicians in the land to assemble a rock and roll group like none other. Unfortunately, they were cut off on the road, and the Jalapeño Habañeros made it there first. With The Rogue Bohemian on saxophone and The Boxcar Bassist on bass and keyboards, the Lord was pleased. Now, they roam the streets of Chandler, playing epic songs and rocking faces, much like Bon Jovi. Unfortunately they are paid in change, and often get thrown into the street, also like Bon Jovi. Their lives have intertwined, and the era of the Jalapeño Habañeros has begun. Be prepared.

    Official Website: jalapenojabaneros.blogspot.com

    ROUND 1 SONG:#604 Suction-Cupped Jonny
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/jalapeno_habaneros-604-suction-cupped_jonny.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:Pi
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/jalapeno_habaneros-pi.mp3]

    TIMOTHY RUSH

    Hi, my name is Timothy. I like me. I like my school, I like my friends. I like to play the music. I very much enjoy the peoples. Thank you.
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    Official Website: www.myspace.com/tweed234
    Twitter: twitter.com/TimmyVendetta

    ROUND 1 SONG:#006 Sir Stinson Maggotwrangle
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/timothy_rush-006-sir_stinson_maggotwrangle.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:Me & 23
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/timothy_rush-me_and_23.mp3]

    JUBILEE JEWS

    They are not some traveling country hillbilly act. They are celebrating the year of Jubilee in the form of ukulele based indie pop. They are Akiva Misto and Eliana Bartimeus and they are prepared to rock your yarmulkes!

    Official Website: NONE

    ROUND 1 SONG:#487 Lady Antonia Oddpolyps
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/jubilee_jews-487-lady_antonia_oddpolyps.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:i: The Square Root Of -1 (The Imaginary Number)
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/jubilee_jews-the_square_root_of_-1.mp3]

    PETER BENEDICT

    Peter is a person of sorts. Since his birth he has consistently occupied himself with a variety of time consuming and completely un-noteworthy activities. Despite this breadth of experience he remains untalented in the ways of writing all encompassing 600 word essays. He does, however, greatly enjoy the rare treat that is writing about oneself in the third person, especially when such a gift should be presented to him at the wonderful time of 4AM. Peter now supposes that since this a musical competition he is entering, he might want to include something about that in his bio. At the way too old age of 18, Peter first attempted to play music. His guitar teacher warned him that he was much to old to begin training, and that he would probably be an emotionally unstable musician that would eventually turn to the dark side. Peter took no heed to this warning, and indeed dropped out of guitar lessons fairly quickly, realizing that he enjoyed learning much more when done alone. In the year and a half since then, Peter has been on a steady rise and will no doubt be taking the musical world by storm in the coming year. Perhaps his greatest musical moment came in December of 2008, when his Christmas caroling band, The Sizzle, took his small hick town by storm with a door to door tour through the suburbs, melting the figurative face of listeners with a funk/rap cover of Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer. In 2009 Peter has become active in the youtube community, known not for his music but for his notorious use of stop-motion eating scenes and a DIY laugh track. Hoping to hone his barely existing musical skills through the pressure of competition, Peter joins Round 5 of Song Fu. He sincerely hopes that rewriting this bio at a later date will be an option. The Peter Is Competing.

    Official Website: www.youtube.com/user/thepeteris
    Twitter: twitter.com/thepeteris

    ROUND 1 SONG:#315 Mr. Dennimore Evercrouch
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/peter_benedict-315-mr_dennimore_evercrouch.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:0
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/peter_benedict-0.mp3]

    JOSH HOLOBER-WARD

    Josh was born in Canada, which probably explains more about him than anything else he could put in a bio. He plays the accordion, is self-taught on the piano, and highly enjoys playing and writing for both – though he rarely finishes anything without a deadline. With this grueling contest, he hopes to push himself to unleash the best Fu he possibly can… and hell, maybe even some he impossibly can. YARRR!

    Official Website: www.youtube.com/user/PossessedRaccoon

    ROUND 1 SONG:#422 Mokey
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/josh_holober-ward-422-mokey.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:Five
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/josh_holober-ward-five.mp3]

    AARON Z

    Many folks say that Aaron Z is a pretty cool guy. He plays too many instruments, but mostly piano & guitar. He wastes too much of his free time writing and performing music, which has been known to make people laugh, tough men cry, and ladies melt in his arms. His current projects include Orange Box: The Musical! and A Tribute to the Letter E. He likes food cooked with mushrooms and his favorite ice-creams are vanilla-based, not chocolate-based. Check out his music, including his previously-weekly but now faux-weekly music project on his website, plus his other cool music.

    Official Website: aaronz.bandcamp.com

    ROUND 1 SONG:#590 Harvey Rupert Elder
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/aaron_z-590-harvey_rupert_elder.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:Five
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/aaron_z-five.mp3]

    JOE “COVENANT” LAMB

    I’m Joe Covenant. I’m Scottish. And never have enough time to do everything I wanna! Been singing and perfoming for over 40 years… (yes, I am 46.)… and I’ve nearly learned a 6th chord! Everything I do. I do for Song Fu. (If not for this ‘contest’ I would have never met and collaborated with so many talented people.)

    Official Website: joecovenant.bandcamp.com
    Twitter: twitter.com/JoeCovenant

    ROUND 1 SONG:#297 Mr. Tom Furby
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/joe_covenant_lamb-297-mr_tom_furby.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:2
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/joe_covenant_lamb-2.mp3]

    LEX VADER

    Lex Vader was born to a single mother who worked as silicon tycoon’s personal assistant. When she died of poor hygiene, Lex was sent to an orphanage where he showed interest in organizing races and laser fencing. After being recruited into a religious order, he spent the next few years between several of their private schools. In his final year, Lex lost his hand in an argument with a professor over Kryptochlorians. Despite this, Lex was able to achieve a successful business career and even a knighthood. Tragedy struck, however, when a former classmate’s arctic home caught fire during a business lunch, scarring half of Lex’s face. At this point, Lex’s behavior became erratic. When he managed to buy SithCo, the cult that schooled him, he was shunned by the corporate world. No longer taken seriously, Lex started an evil empire and now moonlights with his evil emotronic alternapop band.

    Official Website: lexvaderssecretjournal.wordpress.com
    Twitter: twitter.com/LexVader

    ROUND 1 SONG:#153 Permanent Unsex
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/lex_vader-153-permanent_unsex.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:Six (I Am Not A Number)
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/lex_vader-six_i_am_not_a_number.mp3]

    CALEB HINES

    Caleb became a software engineer instead of a musician because the type of music he likes best went out of style at the end of the 18th century. Self-taught in music theory, he is more comfortable writing a four-part instrumental fugue than he is writing a verse-chorus-bridge song. After discovering the likes of Weird Al, Dr. Horrible, and especially Jonathan Coulton, he realized that “modern music” can be fun too. Now he is on a quest to update, expand, and diversify his musical knowledge and experience. In addition to singing, he plays a whole family of recorders, baroque flute, ukulele, melodica, pretends to play keyboard, and most recently, guitar. He also uses virtual MIDI instruments because a real orchestra costs too much.

    Official Website: refactoringmybrain.blogspot.com
    Twitter: twitter.com/calebhines

    ROUND 1 SONG:#490 Mr. Nehemiah Bloodwormer
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/caleb_hines-490-mr_nehemiah_bloodwormer.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:Flight 93 – Memorial to Courage
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/caleb_hines-flight_93_memorial_to_courage.mp3]

    ZER0GUY

    Sometimes two people get together who are destined to make history. Sometimes they are born into the same family. zer0guy is the musical/life-partnership of Jon and Dan Kelly, long time musicians looking forward to placing notes in your head.

    Official Website: www.myspace.com/zer0guyband

    ROUND 1 SONG:#237 Dirtbag Dan
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/zer0guy-237-dirtbag_dan.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:203012
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/zer0guy-203012.mp3]

    JONATHAN MANN

    My current project is writing A Song a Day (Rock Cookie Bottom), and my former projects include The Last Nympho Leprechaun, a rock opera, The Mario Opera, a rock opera, GameJew, a web show, and The Mushroom Singdom, singing old school video game reviews.

    Official Website: www.rockcookiebottom.com

    ROUND 1 SONG:#612 Mr. Barry Screwskull
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/jonathan_mann-612-mr_barry_screwskull.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:The Number Nine!
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/jonathan_mann-the_number_nine.mp3]

    SARA PARSONS

    Sara Parsons is a twenty-year-old music composition student from northern California. She participated in Masters of Song Fu #4 and had a blast and met a ton of great people. She hopes she’s better at writing songs than she is at writing her own biography.

    Official Website: www.youtube.com/user/sargeantketchup

    ROUND 1 SONG:#573 Miss Miriam Poisonblisters
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/sara_parsons-573-miss_miriam_poisonblisters.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:7.5
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/sara_parsons-7_point_5.mp3]

    CHAS LILLY

    Chas Lilly is a man that needs introduction. He is geeky but hopefully without being boring. He has been known to write songs about Pluto, Tim Allen, funerals, and everything in between. People often describe his music as “music”.

    Official Website: www.youtube.com/friendswobenefits
    Twitter: twitter.com/foldsaholic

    ROUND 1 SONG:#567 Mr. Angelo Openjaw
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/chas_lilly-567-mr_angelo_openjaw.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:10 (Things That Made This The Worst Date Ever)
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/chas_lilly-10_things_that_made_this_the_worst_date_ever.mp3]

    KYLIE PETTO

    My name is Kylie, and I’m your everyday 17-year-old girl with a passion for music. I’ve been writing my own songs since I was ten years old, and nothing is more fun for me than to sit down with my guitar and unwind. I’d like to use Masters of Song Fu to really challenge myself, and hopefully grow as a musical artist.

    Official Website: NONE
    Twitter: twitter.com/KyliePetto

    ROUND 1 SONG:#141 Devil Anse Doubledirt
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/kylie_petto-141-devil-anse-doubledirt.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:8
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/kylie_petto-8.mp3]

    ALEX TAYLOR

    I am a young musician who plays trombone, guitar, ukulele, piano, melodica, and a little bit of harmonica. I play everything from rock songs with distortion pedals on ukulele, to rap medleys on piano, to sappy love songs and songs about the internet crashing on guitar. This is my first time in Song Fu.

    Official Website: NONE

    ROUND 1 SONG:#604 Suction-Cupped Jonny
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/alex_taylor-604-suction-cupped_jonny.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:i
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/alex_taylor-i.mp3]

    GIFTED GEAR

    I’m just a kid with a guitar. Sometimes I even play it.

    Official Website: NONE

    ROUND 1 SONG:#580 Old Man Hades
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/gifted_gear-580-old_man_hades.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:Eight
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/gifted_gear-eight.mp3]

    SIMMBIOSIS

    Simmbiosis – three part band. Defies the usual type or brand. A combo bred, in this strange head. The obscene voice the unseen hand. Terpsichore and muse imbued. Perverse perhaps a little rude. Music composed, a life exposed. Giving you all I can exude. Studio C where I compose. Club Bed where I take my repose. Iniquity, safe haven for me. The rest you’ll just have to suppose. To be among this crowd, auspicious. An honor bordering on delicious. Thanks to View Askew, I’ll whip out my Song Fu. And work not to be repetitious, repetitious, repetitious.

    Official Website: www.myspace.com/simmbiosis

    ROUND 1 SONG:#646 Hydrostatic Charlie
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/simmbiosis-646-hydrostatic_charlie.mp3]
    ROUND 2 SONG:Sevenly – The Magnificent Seven
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/simmbiosis-sevenly_the_magnificent_seven.mp3]

    DENISE HUDSON

    Denise Hudson is doing Song Fu again because last time the contest gave her a rush that she’d never had before. She is thinking this contest will help her further her career in the frightening world, the scary internet (ack!), and in Austin – a city in which there are many Live Music Capitalists of the World. She’s hoping to avoid mixdown mixups, to master her mastering, and hopefully… not become a twittasaurus rex. She’d like to thank her friends – local, national, international, intergalactic, and those from the beyond. Peace, Love, and Grapenuts.

    Official Website: www.myspace.com/denisehudson

    ROUND 2 SONG:Four 5ths
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/denise_hudson-four_5ths.mp3]

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    To download a ZIP FILE containing all of the ROUND 1 songs, CLICK HERE.

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    ROUND 2 VOTING

    And now, it’s time for the voting. For this round, you can choose your TOP 5 FAVORITE Challenger songs. Be sure to choose carefully. VOTING CLOSES AT 11:59pm EST on SUNDAY, DECEMBER 6th. If you are having trouble voting, CLEAR YOUR BROWSER’S CACHE and try again. PLEASE NOTE: This voting system bases voting eligibility on your IP Address. If there are other computers on a home or business network that share the same IP address through a router, it may say you’ve already voted. Unfortunately, there is no way around this, and still be able to prevent ballot stuffing. It’s just the nature of the online voting beast.

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    ROUND 2 VOTING – THE CHALLENGERS

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    ROUND 1 VOTING – THE CHALLENGERS RESULTS

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    If you triumph, not only will you win remarkable (and potentially off-putting) bragging rights and a clutch of fantastic mystery prizes, you will also become the proud owner of the magnificent, one-of-a-kind MASTER OF SONG FU TROPHY.

    Good luck, and bring on the Fu.

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  • Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #123: Whine And Brine

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    Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

    Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

    Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

    VISIT THE SNYDECAST EXPERIENCE

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    KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #123: Whine And Brine – Ken & Dana return with a post-holiday argument about turkey choices gone wrong, if you can believe that. Can you believe that? It’s so unlike them! So totally unlike them. At all.

    [CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

    DOWNLOAD: (right click to save)
    Episode #123 (MP3 format)

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    SUBSCRIBE
    Subscribe to this Podcast via iTunes

    Got something to say? E-mail Dana & Ken at the Snydecast mailbag.

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  • Cabin Fever 81: The Breakdown

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    cabin.jpgOh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the Quick Stop…

    Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

    Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

    Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

    Hugs and Kisses,
    Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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    CABIN FEVER #81: The Breakdown – The Cabin boys try to discuss podcasting but end up scaring themselves with talk of absolutely nothing. Seriously, none of this makes sense. Aaron cries, Brian feels queasy and you the listener will just feel confused. Or angry. We don’t know yet.

    [CONTENT WARNING]: Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!

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    Got something to say? E-mail Aaron & Brian at the Cabin Fever mailbag.

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  • Bagged & Boarded 39: The Breaking of the Fellowship

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    What happens when two young men let their love of movies, comic books, and all things “geek” take over their lives? They run away from their families, bringing only the most essential DVDs and comics to their secret, highly fortified underground bunker in sunny Southern California, where they start recording podcasts that will change the world.

    Are they heroes?

    No.

    Are they geniuses?

    Far from it.

    Are they the future of this planet?

    I sure hope not.

    Simply put… Matt Cohen and Jesse Rivers are “Bagged and Boarded”.

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    BAGGED & BOARDED #39: The Breaking of the Fellowship – In which Matt and Jesse are in the same room for the last time in the foreseeable future and discuss all the things you could possibly want to hear them discuss. Seriously, it’s your dream episode come true! Enjoy… you.

    [CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

    DOWNLOAD: (right click to save)
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    SUBSCRIBE
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    Got something to say? E-mail Matt & Jesse at the B & B mailbag.

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  • Musical MySpace Tour #2

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    Since my first Musical MySpace Tour article a couple of weeks back my friend requests have upped in speed. They have not, however, upped in quality. I think this is the poisoned chalice of the experiment. There is going to be a lot of crap to wade through before you can get to the diamonds. I’m indeed energised by the poor souls who have offered themselves to be criticised though. I wonder at what point I’ll be getting hate mail.

    Anyway, lets get the show on the road. As before, the bands who I subject to my harsh musings here all tried to add me as a friend over at www.myspace.com/aaronhbp. Only bands who send these requests to me will be reviewed. It’s the name of the game!
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    myspace-daltonGERARD DALTON
    www.myspace.com/gerarddalton

    Apparently the guy singing at every wedding I’ve been to got himself a MySpace page.

    It’s hard to say a bad word about Mr. Dalton.

    You can tell by his singing style that he has a fondness for the cabaret/big band genre of music. His music is genuinely pleasant. His song’s seem to be written with love. This is a grown man putting his music out in the world.

    It’s really hard to say a bad word about Mr. Dalton. But I’ll do it anyway.

    This is dire. The vocals are all over the place. The music is sloppy. This is exactly what you would hear in a hotel bar on a Tuesday night. He’s a grey velvet suit away from Vegas.

    The song’s lyrics are really generic. Dalton’s protest song, “A Simplified Solution”, is laughingly preachy without actually making a point other than “the world is a bit shit really, we should, like, do something about that”. I’m quoting him when I say “we cannot tolerate a simplified solution” well I can’t tolerate this. It’s painfully simple.

    I feel bad thrashing this. It feels like I’m taking pot shots at someone’s nice uncle.
    However, I have to be honest. This is terrible.

    Presentation = 1/5
    Content = Quite a few song’s and too many pictures of himself
    Music = 1/5
    Friend Request = DENIED!

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    myspace-graysonGRAYSON
    www.myspace.com/graysonau

    Do you remember Pugwall? It was a TV show in the late 80s in Australia. A teenager and his friends were in a band. They would sings songs about their days and what happened in that or a previous episode. Grayson is also an Australian native and his song “Stand Clear” may have been written by Pugwall’s Orange Organics. It’s naff. Laughable in a lot of ways, especially considering he uses a recording of a bus. Seriously, a bus. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, I’m happy for you but give it a listen. Any Irish person will recognise it.

    Outside of that things get better, but not much. This is mostly weak pop musings. The 80s feel carries on. I can imagine him wearing a beret and rolled up sleeves. His actual look is a kind of ginger hobo thing. Friendly, but you’d expect him to scab a cigarette from you outside a pub.

    To the guy’s credit, he sounds almost exactly like Savage Garden (which were not my cup of tea but were huge for a while… and Australian, go figure) so I’m sure he’ll appeal to a few people. My biggest qualm though is that his lyrics are too obvious. I like it when musicians draw from their life, it’s something that can both help you relate to and “dig” a song. Brendan Benson is an example of someone who can tell you a story about his day in his songs masterfully. However, when the rhyming scheme is as simple as it is here and when he keeps referring to being stuck in Dublin as an Australian… in every song, we get it.

    At least his photographer is decent.

    Presentation = 4/5
    Content = A respectable amount of songs, but needs at least a video
    Music = 2/5
    Friend Request = DENIED!

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    myspace-beatpoetsTHE BEAT POETS
    www.myspace.com/beatpoets

    If you read the blurbs on The Beat Poets’ page you would get the impression that this Belfast quartet are made for big things. NME, Hot Press etc all have a great word to say. They’ve even had support slots with some good bands such as Sonic Youth and The Chemical Brothers (which seems an odd match). Accordingly, they must be brilliant, right?

    There is some quality here. The biggest stand out being Staring Stars Down. It also seems to be the only song that is presented in its entirety as all the others are clipped down in the player. I hate such miserly moves from small bands. From any band, actually. If you put a song on MySpace, put the whole thing up!

    After a few listens this does grow on you but I don’t see the hype being justified. It’s all too familiar. Nothing really stands out from anything I’ve heard before. If someone told me these were Kasabian songs, or The Music, or countless others I’d believe it.

    Maybe their appeal is in their live performance and this is something that can be hard to capture in recordings. Indeed there are a few bands that I personal consider myself a fan of that just don’t sound the same on CD as they do in a venue. But a good performance can also cover a lot of flaws in songs and so this could be the ugly truth of the matter here.

    At the end of the day, The Beats Poets could be worse, yet they could be better too.

    On a side note, what is it with people walking away from camera? Their EP cover is the umpteenth picture I’ve seen of someone walking away on a MySpace profile. Keep walking!

    Presentation = 4/5
    Content = 4 songs is not enough, one video is good to have, too many quotes makes me leave.
    Music = 3/5
    Friend Request = DENIED!

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    myspace-naturalcorruptionNATURAL CORRUPTION
    www.myspace.com/naturalcorruption

    My first impression when I click the page is, well, not good. The “myspacemaster” layout doesn’t fill you with confidence. Let that be a message to all bands out there. If you’re going to put a background on your page, make it yourself. Everyone has at least one friend who can do it for them if you don’t know how. Seriously, even if you’re not a professional band you need to at least pretend and make it look like you are.

    The pictures aren’t exactly impressive either. As you can see by the one I chose here, these guys are DUDES. If the only seat in the bar was beside them, I’d stand. It says in the usual place that Natural Corruption are from Long Beach/Queens. I don’t know about the Queens part but they definitely look like they’ve spent a lot of time on a beach drinking beer.

    The thing is, despite the fact that they have all these things going against them… I kind of like this.

    It reminds me of a lot of stuff I would listen to in my early teens. That testosterone fueled music that is part ska, part metal, part whatever they listened to that week sort of mess.

    Don’t get me wrong, it is a total mess. But it’s also fun. It’s played well despite the low grade recordings and you can hear the sweat engrained in everything from playing countless tiny venues, I’m sure. Baby Stay would be the highlight of the offerings here. It’s also the lightest of the songs too, maybe there is something in that.

    It’s most likely only the nostalgia clouding my judgement but I feel like there is an honesty in the type of garage band that Natural Corruption is. They’re never going to “make it”. The music simply isn’t good enough. But if they were playing in a bar when I arrived, I’d stay. So maybe if you ever catch them in the same scenario you will too.

    I wouldn’t be caught dead with them in my friends list, though.

    Presentation = 2/5
    Content = 4 songs again but this time it’s probably enough to give you more than you need
    Music = 2/5
    Friend Request = DENIED!