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  • Cabin Fever 94: Prefab Fever

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    cabin.jpgOh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the FRED…

    Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

    Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

    Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

    Hugs and Kisses,
    Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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    CABIN FEVER #94: Prefab Fever – Aaron and Brian take a dive into listener submitted news stories and manage to unearth a couple of gems among the dirt infested puss bags. Songs are shared and personal gripes aired. But the episodes from 2008 were probably better…

    [CONTENT WARNING]: Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!

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  • FREDagator: 2010-05-19

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    For the confusing, ham-fistedly preachy child w/ low-standards in all of us, the heartbreaking story of Tiny Shoes …

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  • Bagged & Boarded 56: Airy Grievances

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    What happens when two young men let their love of movies, comic books, and all things “geek” take over their lives? They run away from their families, bringing only the most essential DVDs and comics to their secret, highly fortified underground bunker in sunny Southern California, where they start recording podcasts that will change the world.

    Are they heroes?

    No.

    Are they geniuses?

    Far from it.

    Are they the future of this planet?

    I sure hope not.

    Simply put… Matt Cohen and Jesse Rivers are “Bagged and Boarded”.

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    BAGGED & BOARDED #56: Airy Grievances – In which Matt and Jesse bitch about stuff in their lives – some important, some… not – plan their RED DEAD REDEMPTION posse, and ponder if such a thing as a “cute” bug exists. BandB: All up in that junk since 1492.

    [CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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  • FREDagator: 2010-05-17

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    Have you ever wondered how Astronauts go to the bathroom? Really… Have you? You know you have…

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  • FREDagator: 2010-05-15

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    Live from Raleigh, NC, it’s Jonathan Coulton with RE: Your Brains – The Zombie Horde Edition…

    Raucous Fun! Goodtimes! I present to you – An Evening With Ken Plume, Jonathan Coulton, and Paul & Storm…

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  • Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #147: The Really Long Hallway

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    Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

    Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

    Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

    VISIT THE SNYDECAST EXPERIENCE

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    KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #147: The Really Long Hallway – Ken & Dana return with tales of gadgets and theater and bickering, and a little bit about Italian dictators.

    [CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 5/14/10: Adam and Joe Know

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    I came rather late to the Adam & Joe appreciation party, but now that I’m here, I’d like to recommend you all pick up a copy of The Adam And Joe DVD (Channel 4, Not Rated, Region 2, DVD-£16.99 SRP), which gives a wonderful overview of all 4 series of low-budget comedy. There’s also a figurative ton of bonus materials. Just get this disc already.

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    If you caught any of the Red Nose Net charity marathon a few weeks back, you might recall that we used the USB Webcam Rocket Launcher ($49.99) quite a bit. Yes, it’s a USB rocket launcher that also has a webcam built in, giving you the launcher’s eye view of your target on your computer screen. How cool is that?

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    Long held up by music licensing issues, MTV’s Daria (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$72.99 SRP) has finally made it to DVD, and it’s a mixed bag. Gone is 99% of the original music cues, but at least the series is finally ownable (at least on an official basis). Diehards may be upset by the absent music, but they may rebound when they see the bonus materials, including the pilot, interviews, Daria Day intros, an animatic, and more.

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    Penn & Teller return to the 7th season of Bullshit (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) with a clutch of new topics, including stress, lawns, video games, lie detectors, the apocalypse, astrology, organic food, taxes, and even orgasms. There’s nudity in that one. Really.

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    As the remake makes its way to a theater near you, can relive your 80s love of Mr. Miyagi in full high-def via the collector’s edition boxset of The Karate Kid I & II (Fox, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$39.95 SRP). While both films contain retrospective featurettes and a pop-up multimedia trivia track, the first film also includes an audio commentary.

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    If you didn’t have the cash to buy the big ol’ Mel Brooks Blu-Ray set that came out last year and want to pick-and-choose a few of his later flicks in high-def, you can now snag History Of The World: Part 1, High Anxiety, & Robin Hood: Men In Tights (Fox, Rated R/PG/PG-13, Blu-Ray-$24.99 SRP each). Bonus features include retrospective featurettes, isolated score tracks, and more.

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    The third season of Thirtysomething (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$59.97 SRP) was probably its strongest, as the characters and storylines had fully gelled, and the audience was fully primed for its zeitgeisty take on making an adult life at the dawn of the 90’s. The 6-disc set contains all 24 episodes, plus commentaries and an introduction.

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    It’s not Mr. Wizard or Bill Nye, but Smithsonian Network’s SciQ (Infinity, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) is still a fun little science series for kids, which you can now experience in its entirety via this 4-disc box set.

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    For anyone who was a fan of the BBC miniseries Edge Of Darkness and was hoping that one day a louder, shallower, star-driven movie would one day be made of that excellent thriller, than the new Edge Of Darkness (Warner bros., Rated R, DVD-$35.99 SRP), starring Mel Gibson as a Boston cop caught up in a conspiracy that involves the death of his daughter, than this is for you. Bonus materials include featurettes and alternate/additional scenes.

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    If you want some good old-fashioned swashbuckling action, Columbia has opened the vaults and found a quartet of little-seen Robin Hood flicks that are worth a spin – The Bandit Of Sherwood Forest, Sword Of Sherwood Forest, Prince Of Thieves, & Rogues Of Sherwood Forest (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$14.94 SRP each). Of particular note is Hammer Pictures’ take on the legend, Sword Of Sherwood Forest, which finds the great Peter Cushing in the role of the Sheriff of Nottingham.

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    Charlie Brooker had it pegged when he presented Deadliest Warrior (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP) as a ludicrous, testosterone-filled fightfest that tries (and fails) to disguise itself by presenting “scientific” and historical information about various warriors, who they then pit against each other. If you’ve ever wanted to know who would win in a dramatic reenactment of an imaginary battle between a ninja and a Spartan, this is the show for you. The 3-disc set contains all 9 episodes, plus roundtables, post-fight analyses, and a season one wrap-up.

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    Yes, I’m getting a bit tired of all of the vampire films and TV shows, but at least Daybreakers (Lionsgate, Rated R, DVD-$29.95 SRP) does give a bit of a spin to things, as humankind has been transformed into vampires by a virus and actual humans for feeding are almost nonexistent, and the race is on to find a blood substitute. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, a featurette, and the theatrical trailer.

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    With grim determination and a hound dog expression in tow, the greatest defense attorney of them all returns in Perry Mason: Season 5 Volume 1 (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP), which contains the first 15 episodes of the 5th season.

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    The 5th season of The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) finds everyone from Will to Carlton finding love, as the show begins to wind down towards its 6th and final season. This 3-disc set contains all 25 episodes.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • The No Show: IRON MAN 2 Review

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    Film Review: IRON MAN 2

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    Starring: Robert Downey Jr and a delightful plate of delicious dumplings.

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    In a film producer’s office, many years ago…

    Screenwriter: Thanks for seeing me, I’m really excited about pitching this idea for –

    Producer: Have you had lunch?

    Screenwriter: Sorry?

    Producer: Lunch. Have you had it? Because I’m starving. I’m going to order in some lunch. You go ahead, I’m listening.

    Screenwriter: Right, well, here’s the idea: when I was young, I loved the classic comic, Iron

    Producer: (buzzing intercom) Maggie? Can you order me something? (to Screenwriter) Go ahead, I’m all over it, classic moments in ironing…

    Screenwriter: Um, as I was saying, I was always a fan of classic comics and as soon as I heard an Iron Man film was in production, I started thinking about the sequel, so –

    Maggie: (on intercom) What do you want?

    Producer: (into intercom) Not sure. I’m in the mood for dumplings. (to Screenwriter) Are you hungry? Go head, I’m totally with you, classic dumpling comics sequels.

    Screenwriter: Yes. I mean no, thank you, I’m not hungry. As I was saying, I’m sure someone is going to make Iron Man 2

    Maggie: (on intercom) Did you say you wanted mantu?

    Producer: (into intercom) What the hell’s mantu?

    Maggie: (on intercom) It’s a dumpling dish. It’s popular in Central Asia and Turkey.

    Screenwriter: No, wait, I didn’t mean –

    Producer: (into intercom) Sounds perfect, go for it. (to Screenwriter) You were saying: you think it’s time for Iron Mantu.

    Maggie: (on intercom) One Iranian Mantu. coming up.

    Screenwriter: But, no… I…

    Producer: I think it’s a great idea. It has drama, it has action, it has flavour and it’s topical. Very meaty subject matter. Something for everyone. I’m thinking… Robert Downey Jr in the lead. He’s perfect: healthy but doughy. When can you show me something?

    Screenwriter: *blank stare* Tuesday?

    Producer: Fantastic, it’s going to be huge. One thing: can we make the mantu American?

    Screenwriter: Um, sure.

    Producer: Excellent. (into intercom) Maggie, get me Jimmy Cameron on the phone. (to Screenwriter) I’ve heard he’s dabbling in 3D, sounds interesting. Not sure if we’re ready for 3D dumplings, to be honest, but it’ll be huge anyway. Is it just me or are you as starving as I am right now?

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    Must-see? 3D dumplings going after terrorists? Hell. Yes.
    Shatner Scale: Full-on Kirk. No question.

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  • The No Show: Lady Gaga – The Myth (Or Mythter)

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    So here’s the thing: I don’t know anything about Lady Gaga.

    This isn’t usually a problem. Normally, when I’m looking for something to review, it has to be something I’ve never seen or heard or read, intentionally or otherwise. It must be something I know very little about, so that nothing influences my opinion, like knowledge or enjoyment or nausea. It keeps things honest.

    But the fact is that I really don’t know anything about Lady Gaga. Not a thing. Nothing. Nada.

    I couldn’t pick Lady Gaga out of a line-up, assuming they went out and found a bunch of other people who look a bit like Lady Gaga. Then again, I’d struggle to find her if she were surrounded by a band of midget penguins and she was wearing a big sign that said “Hi! I’m Lady Gaga! Ask me how!”

    So little, in fact, that I don’t know where to start. But as my old writing teacher once said: “Write what you don’t know”. (Then again, he also smelled of poo and used mouthwash, but I still think he had a point.)

    So here are the top ten things I do not know about Lady Gaga:

    1. Her real name.
    I’m pretty sure it’s not Lady Gaga, though you never know these days. It’s possible that her family – the Gagas – decided to call her “Lady” when she was born. Maybe she had delicate ladylike features as a baby. Or maybe they really liked Walt Disney and confused their newborn child with a Cocker Spaniel. If so, I feel sorry for her brother, Tramp Gaga. Both for the name and for those awkward moments when mom served up a heaping bowl of spaghetti and meatballs and told the kids to share.

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    2. Where she’s from.
    I mean originally. Not just her home town – I don’t even know what country she’s from. Or planet, for that matter. Even though I’m pretty sure she would pass unnoticed in Amsterdam, from what little I’ve read and seen about her, she could be from Pluto. Maybe she moved to Earth when Pluto was downgraded to dwarf planet, in search of whoever decided to downgrade it, so that she could smack them with what I assume would be a shiny Diamante Plutonian stiletto? Or maybe a telephone? I understand she has a thing for telephones.

    3. What she looks like.
    I’ve seen pictures captioned “Lady Gaga”, but they never look like the same person. More like contestants in an International Transexual Robots of The Future contest.

    I thought this was her receiving an award, but I might be wrong. I don’t speak Swedish.

    I do know she wears sunglasses a lot, presumably to protect her tiny Plutonian eyes from the endless flashbulbs. And I believe those sunglasses sometimes have telephones or televisions attached to them. I’ve seen this photo floating around, but it could be a still from a lace bukkake porn scene ““ and you can’t even see her face so there’s no way to be sure it is Lady Gaga.

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    4. Her gender.
    I always assumed she was a she, but I’ve been fooled by the whole “Lady” thing before – never pleasant – so I’ve learned to be cautious. I’ve seen headlines saying things like “LADY GAGA’S GOT A PEE PEE” which I thought meant she had a weak bladder, but it could mean she has a penis, and I’ve also seen many trannies who look like her so maybe she is in fact a he.

    For example, this could be her for all I know and I don’t know whether this is a he or a she or the offspring of a he and a she and a horse – the jury is still out.

    5. Her age.
    She could be a very confused 16 year old boy. Or a youthful 90 year old woman. Possibly a middle aged superhero who recently retired and just can’t give up the outfits. Who knows? It’s very difficult to tell without more to go on. Like a birth certificate.

    6. The name of any of her songs.
    Seriously. Gun to my head, I couldn’t name one. I don’t even know if anything she’s done has been in the charts, but that’s less surprising since the charts are shite and I haven’t looked at them for decades.

    I’ve heard rumours that she has a song about a telephone but that’s obviously a misunderstanding and they mean the 1978 classic “Hanging on the Telephone” by Blondie. So that’s one myth busted.

    7. The name of any of her albums.
    For that matter, has she actually released a full album? I should add that to the list.

    8. Whether or not she’s ever actually released a full album of songs.
    See above.

    9. What her music sounds like.
    In my mind, something about her name suggests that the music of Lady Gaga sounds like a dinosaur gargling a bunch of kittens. Others claim she could be the vocal reincarnation of Bonnie Tyler. The fact that Bonnie Tyler is not dead doesn’t seem to matter.

    The thing is, I may have in fact heard one of Lady Gaga’s songs. Her music has probably already featured heavily in some massive ad campaign, so there’s a chance, just a chance that my brain has been exposed to it at some point, even though every ad these days seems to feature “Dog Days Are Over” by Florence + the Machine. I don’t watch TV much and skip ads whenever possible, but it’s a powerful medium, hard to avoid.

    But if I have heard a Lady Gaga song, I didn’t realise and it made no impression on me. This doesn’t mean that, in years to come, I won’t be sitting in a retirement home, drooling down my shirt, when the young staff will pipe in some nostaligic music “from the noughties” to keep us sedate, and somewhere between Coldplay and Oasis, a Lady Gaga track will come on.

    And in that brief moment, I may be lucid enough to ask: “What the fuck is this?” A nearby orderly may stop long enough to say, “That? That’s Her Majesty Lady Gaga old man – where’ve you been?” At which point I will lunge for his throat and my blanket will become tangled in his hoverboard, dragging me to a horrible but long-overdue death.

    Apparently, the following is an example of Lady Gaga music – and it’s not the only one. But if her music actually provokes this kind of behaviour in young and defenceless children (even those wearing what can only be described as a totally awesome ensemble), then I’m really surprised something hasn’t been done to stop her/him/it. Some kind of restraining order or something. Anything, really.

    10. Why she’s popular.
    The thing is, most of the time, I understand the reasons behind empty fame. Paris Hilton (boring zombie-green sex tape followed by not caring about boring zombie-green sex tape), Lindsay Lohan (onset of sudden lesbianism), Jamie Oliver (fat tongue and subsequent potential for mockery of same), Prince Harry (red-headed royal most likely to be involved in a bizarre self-immolation incident) – I get it, some people with no demonstrable skills are famous for being famous. But popularity usually requires a combination at least two of the following:

    * Charm
    * Talent
    * Sex appeal

    From what little I know, Lady Gaga struggles to tick even one of these boxes. No charming personality. No talent to leave a lasting impression. And so sexless that three pieces of duct tape and a bit of lace suffice for a modest wardrobe. Why the popularity?

    The answer is clear as the flimsy gauze barely covering Lady Gaga’s cha-cha: she’s popular because she’s not real. She’s a fiction, a product of mass hallucination on the part of a world desperate for good news and uncomplicated entertainment. She is an empty vessel. She is a half-baked fashion magazine come to life.

    What does all of this mean for my No Show review of Lady Gaga? Simple: Lady Gaga does not exist. And because she does not exist, there is nothing for me to review. QED.

    My work here is done.

    PS: Based on The Usual Suspects (“The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing he world he didn’t exist”) and following on from the above, there is another possibility: Lady Gaga is the Devil. QED. Or possibly Bonnie Tyler. Either way, hide your children.

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  • Party Favors: James Cameron in 3-D!

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    During Earth Day, James Cameron launched both the home video release of Avatar and the Home Tree Initiative. The director planted the first of a million trees at the Fox Studio lot. The Party Favors sent its action Hollywood news squad to the event to record it in the proper format of 3-D HD. For the first time ever, James Cameron is captured by a 3-D camera he doesn’t control! We also have a short chat with producer Jon Landau about doing low budget projects in 3-D. If you want proof that an indie filmmaker can work in 3-D without a massive budget – this is it. If you want the full effect, make sure you wear red and blue 3-D glasses and click on the 740p viewing selection. Be careful when Cameron look straight at the camera.

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  • Party Favors: Full Frame 2010

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    DURHAM – Once more The Full Frame Documentary Film Festival is a four day film festival that plays like it should last a week They show so many films that it’s impossible to even come close to seeing them all. Five theaters are going at once and the only repeats are the award winning movies. It’s hard to pick while going through the schedule. I’ve yet to hear anyone complain about the movie they saw so much as wishing they could have seen two or three of the other ones that were showing concurrently. This is the best festival for documentary film viewers. The 2010 edition kept up the lofty standards with films about basketball, pork, pastries, scoundrels, nomads and undiscovered superstars.

    Steve James created the greatest film about the dirty business of Chicago high school basketball in Hoop Dreams. ESPN gave him a chance to look into the life of another high school superstar. No Crossover: The Trial of Allen Iverson takes us back to a time when the controversial star wasn’t covered in tattoos and having public meltdowns about practice. In his junior year, he led his high school to football and basketball state titles. His senior year was spent behind bars when he was convicted for being part of a bowling alley fight. How did this happen? How was a minor charged as an adult and originally sentenced to several years in prison? James goes back to his boyhood home to investigate the role of race and being at the wrong high school might have played in Iverson not getting a slap on the back of his superstar hand. I had a chance to speak with the director about his 2 hour special that is currently airing on the various ESPN channels and is out on DVD.

    And here’s part two of our chat:

    Chris Hegedus and DA Pennebaker thought they’d been in the most intense space in the world when they made The War Room about Bill Clinton’s campaign. The found out quickly that was relaxing compared to the heat of a kitchen making desserts. Sweets are not a simple matter in The Kings of Pastry. In order to qualify for the red, white and blue collars on their shirts, pastry chefs compete in the Meilleur Ouvrier de France. This three day marathon has them create over 40 items from little puffs to huge sugar sculptures with no outside help. This makes Iron Chef look like reheating a TV dinner. The movie follows Jacquy Pfeiffer rigorous training makes him the Rocky of sweets. Don’t see this on an empty stomach.

    Divine Pig is the ultimate pork film. A Dutch butcher spends two years raising a pig in order to serve them up in his shop. The last two pigs were saved by animal lovers and sent to a piggy heaven farm. Director Hans Dortmans follows the latest pig to see if it will be saved or succulent. The movie delves into religions that have dietary laws against pork. Why is the pig singled out? Is the pig that dirty of an animal when compared to modern farming of cows and chickens? I can’t believe in a God that will deny me bacon. Dortmans’ 50 minute film is must viewing for anyone who can’t get enough babyback ribs. This ought to be shown on the Food Channel followed by a roundtable discussion of the pork lovin’ trio of Duff Goldman, Michael Symon and Chris Cosentino, Director Dortmans sat down for a chat about the joy of pork in the greatest BBQ region in the world.

    Casino Jack and the United States of Money is Alex Gibney’s untangling of the evil lobbyist Jack Abramoff. Cash flowed all over D.C. when Jack was playing the political game. Ever want to shut up Sen. John McCain at Red Lobster, ask him how much money Jack Abramoff gave his various campaigns. Abramoff’s specialty was representing Native American tribes on gambling issues. He played dirty and both sides for hefty prices. While Fox News wants us to forget Abramoff, Gibney reminds us why everything is screwed up inside the Beltway. Producer Zena Barakat sat down to describe how her job at Nightline led to this feature project. The movie will be coming out shortly from Magnolia.

    The Kids Grow Up is a deeply personal film for director Doug Block. He follows his daughter Lucy as she graduates from high school and prepares to go to college on the West Coast. He culls through old family videos to show how fast his daughter shoots up. There’s plenty of humor when her French boyfriend comes to visit. How does a dad read the riot act to someone who doesn’t speak the language? His wife goes through a depression spell as things progress. At the end of the film, you learn to appreciate the time with your kids. Block sat down for a talk about child rearing and home videos.

    Do It Again is a classic rock impossible dream. As he approaches 40, Geoff Edgers gets the noble quest to reunite the Kinks. It’s been over a decade since Ray and Dave Davies played on the same stage. The original British invasion band had an amazing run from the 60s to the 80s. They introduced the heavy metal distortion sound on “You Really Got Me.” They waxed poetic on “Waterloo Sunset” and “Come Dancing.” And they rocked us out with “Destroyer.” As a Boston Globe writer, he uses his reporter instincts to enlist other singers and actors into his campaign. John Cusack phones in support. Robyn Hitchcock and Peter Buck sing a Kinks tune. Ray Davies isn’t quite so thrilled at Edgers’ mission. You know something is messed up when he has an easier time getting Sting to appear than Ray. The personally heartbreaking moment comes when Zooey Deschanel admits her favorite record is The Kinks Are the Village Green Preservation Society. I was ready to leave my wife and kids for her. Those big eyes were tempting me with her extremely cool taste. The fantasy’s shattered since she doesn’t eat bacon. Why can’t I have my dreams come true? Not to give away the film, but you will get to see all the various Kinks members. As an extremely cool “bonus feature,” members of the dBs and Mitch Easter came out to perform a few Kinks tunes for the audience after the feature ran. Do It Again is a perfect celebration of a band that should still be as huge as the Rolling Stones. During my talk with Edgers, he supported my campaign for the J. Geils Band in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Although there’s no need for him to do a movie about reuniting them since they’ll be playing with Aerosmith at Fenway Park this summer.

    There were several films I was able to watch between interviews.

    Waking Sleeping Beauty charts the revival of the animation department at Disney. Instead of the usual talking head parade, we’re treated to 86 minutes of vintage video from the time. Plenty of video was shot by the animators including a young Tim Burton playing midway games. The key players narrate the struggles that started with the animators getting kicked off the lot. Ultimately they found the magic again with The Little Mermaid. Even though this is being distributed by Disney, don’t mistake it for a pure fluff piece that would end up as a DVD bonus feature. There’s plenty of bile between Roy Disney, Michael Eisner and Jeffrey Katzenberg. Things truly get nasty for Katzenberg as he makes himself the new face of animation like Uncle Walt. The knives come out as the executives enjoy the success while the animators nearly drop dead from the over ambitious workload. The real people behind the films success don’t seem to get to enjoy it. The best moment in the film is a Lion King photo op in which Katzenberg nearly gets mauled by a real lion.

    Strange Powers: Stephin Merritt and the Magnetic Fields is an intimate portrait of a man who wants his personal space. My first encounter with the band was at a Mergefest. In barely 40 minutes they went from an obscure act to the soundtrack of my life. The same can be said about this movie. Directors Kerthy Fix and Gail O’Hara get extremely tight with the band as they hang out for years in Merritt’s New York apartment. It also serves as his studio space. You’ll think you’ve played the triangle on their last album. This isn’t just about music and a band on tour. Merritt’s creative process is laid bare. At the core of the band is the lifelong friendship of Merritt and his semi-muse Claudia Gonson. This isn’t a conventional band romance since he’s gay and she reminds me of the nun at a Catholic school that was in charge of the folk mass. It’s hard to completely tell what the duo are like since we don’t get much insight into Claudia’s social life. It seems like she sits around her apartment waiting for Merritt to call. The crisis in the film happens when a reporter decides to call Merritt a racist because he doesn’t like rap. After that moment, it became a field day for upstart music writers to pick apart anything he did to show he was somehow a Klu Klux Komposer.

    I Am Secretly An Important Person introduces most of us to the obscure outside of Seattle poet Jesse Bernstein. He is best known for being on a few Sub Pop records releases when flannel ruled the world. Bernstein falls into the literary environment of William S. Burroughs and Charles Bukowski with his gritty tells of bad living. At one point he opened up for Burroughs at a reading and held his own on the stage. He used his poetry to open up for Big Black and Nirvana. The guy was the real deal as he had lived a rough and tumble life while dealing with addictions and mental health issues. He also knew how to land girlfriends. Director Peter Sillen and his crew create a film that brings together Jesse’s art, music, life and lovers into one cohesive form. While you don’t know the man, you experience him at his fullest through this documentary. Jess Bernstein secretly was important.

    Genius Within: The Inner Life of Glenn Gould is chocked full of archival footage of the iconic Canadian pianist. He was a strange perfectionist who sang along while playing classical pieces. At the peak of his fame, he quit performing live to focus on studio work. The film does a fine job setting up the myth and explaining a bit of reality as to his quirky ways. Mostly it lets us enjoy his artistic genius at the keyboard. The film will be shown on PBS in the near future. Set your DVRs.

    Louis Sullivan: The Struggle for American Architecture gives a glowing spotlight to the father of the skyscraper. He dared to make buildings look tall in the late 1800s. He also thought American instead merely copying the Europeans. His opera house in Chicago is beyond magnificence. Director Mark Richard Smith and cinematographer Pete Biagi let the camera bring out the detail in Sullivan’s work. He’s mostly thought of now as Frank Lloyd Wright’s mentor. This film will enlighten you to Sullivan’s career which ended with him designing small banks that look better than most cathedrals.

    Notes on Others should be watched by Hemingway scholars. It brings together a bull goring, an Ernest Hemingway look-alike contest and the writer’s suicide so disturbingly pure. Papa would have loved it.

    Summer Pasture is a sociology film as we hang out with a nomad family in Tibet. They raise yaks and harvest caterpillar fungus so they can buy things from the town in the distance. Ever wonder how you can raise a baby without Pampers or cloth diapers? You’ll learn here. The film gets rather poignant as we discover how Chinese birth policies have affected the family we stay with during the summer. Lynn True and Nelson Walker create an insight into this far off land at the top of the globe.

    My Perestroika visits five classmates who were the last students of a major communist high school to see how they’ve adjusted to democracy. These were the kids that were shown off in various propaganda films that made life under the communists look perfect. Director Robin Hesseman gets extremely tight with them. Some have flourished with one scoring big in high class men’s fashion. A few are struggling in the new economy. Most seem nervous about Putin’s political maneuvers.

    A Film Unfinished shouldn’t be watched on a TV screen at home. This is a story that must be witnessed on a large screen with a group. Before the Nazis cleared out the Warsaw Ghetto by sending the Jewish residents to the death camps, they sent a camera crew to create a propaganda film. While the film was cut for picture, there was no narrative on the 35mm print uncovered in a Nazi vault. They mix real moments of people starving to death on the streets with staged dinner parties. There point was to show how even under such miserable conditions, Jews are heartless and won’t band together for group survival. They’re in it for themselves. They interview survivors of the ghetto and reference diaries from the mayor to give us the truth about those forced to play the rich and well-fed. They played their parts to keep from being killed. The images of skeleton bodies being piled up like firewood reminds us how easy it is for people to lose touch with humanity. The producers locate one of the Nazi cameramen to get his memories of how moments were staged. What was their point? The film restores the dignity to those who were forced to act for the cameras. They are given the proper context in this propaganda horror show. This is essential viewing if it comes to a theater near you.

    Regretters features a conversation between two Swedish men who had sex changes only to have them reversed. This is kind of a trans-transgendered My Dinner With Andre. Orlando was a gay man in the ’60s who transformed since it was illegal to be gay in the country. Mikael didn’t feel happy as a man. Later he felt less happy as women and wanted his penis back. The conversation between the two is compelling and probing. Director Marcus Lindeen told me after the show that this project evolved from radio interviews between the two into a stageplay and finally the movie. I’m wanting to produce the play version off Broadway with Christopher Walken as Orlando and Harvey Keitel as Mikael.

    Target Shoots First celebrates its 10th anniversary with a screening at Full Frame. This is the greatest film about an office rebel ever made. It’s not some Hollywood tale. Christopher Wilcha really did show up for his first day at the Columbia Music Club with a videocamera to document his life in the straight job world. He fears that he’s selling out working for a company that used to tempt us with 12 records for a penny without mentioning they also own your first born and soul. Wilcha gets hired because his boss thinks the young college kid can tap into the hot Alternative scene led by Nirvana. The rebel in a tie eventually gets his chance to create a new Alternative magazine for the club with a staff of fellow pirates the lurked in the hallways of the World Trade Center tower. His crew brought in good buzz for their revamped magazine that dared to offer under-appreciated vintage titles along with the hot Alternative acts from 120 Minutes. The film shows how the folks in corporate had to tame it down to make it their own. The movie ends with him finally deciding if he’s a company man after the death of Kurt Cobain. This film goes beyond The Office and Office Space. What’s strange is how nostalgic Target is since there’s no more World Trade Center and Columbia House Record Club (they only sell DVDs now). Wilcha has been directing This American Life on Showtime and I Pity the Fool.

    Enemies of the People about the Killing Fields of Cambodia won the Grand Jury Award while the trash art Waste Land took the Audience Award. Special prizes went to Restrepo – a year with an Army unit in Afghanistan and The Oath deals with brothers that worked for Osama Bin Laden. There are those who want to pick this upcoming Oscar nominees out of this pool. All these films are worthy of your consideration.

    STATE OF THE DOCS

    Because of it’s popularity, the festival had two sessions dealing with the business of getting your documentary into the marketplace. The good news is that there’s more platforms then ever for getting eyeballs onto your film. Most of the panelists were happy about Netflix’s Watch Instantly feature. The fact that you can now use this on your wii has opened up a new way to get on people’s TV sets. Far as the money goes, one guy said a movie they represented had pulled in $38,000 so far. They also said if your movie gets listed as Coming Soon by Netflix, get your friends, family members and facebook friends to put it on their queue since this will help the company buy more copies and want to run it on Watch Instantly. There was also good news about how many theaters in major markets had no qualms running documentaries from a video source.

    The bad news seemed to be that the theatrical action for documentaries is getting tighter. Once you take Michael Moore out of the pot, there are few profitable releases in the genre. The theatrical run becomes part of promoting the DVD release. But most theaters don’t seem to mind showing docs with projected video. The only reason why you should consider striking 35mm prints of your movie are for an Oscar run and archiving. So you can save there if you dream of the big screen and a marquee.

    Ultimately nobody should view documentary films as a quick way to buy a house in Malibu.

    DVD SHELF

    Gamera: The Giant Monster finally brings the Japanese version of the mutant turtle’s first rampage in Tokyo to America. Fear the turtle. For decades we had to suffer from a pan and scan version instead of getting to see the complete glory of Gamera in black and white cinemascope. Even Mystery Science Theater 3000 had to settle for the American cut distributed by Sandy Frank. Shout! Factory has given us the real story of Gamera. He was a prehistoric turtle frozen in the Arctic ice until an atomic blast unleashed him. He does what comes natural to all giant radioactive prehistoric creatures: head to Japan. The big advantage to Gamera is how he can use his streamlined shell to turn into a rocket. Can anything stop his slow, but steady destruction? I grew to adore Gamera from when it ran on the Creature Double Feature on Boston’s WLVI. The bonus features include a 23 minute long history of the franchise. Shout! will be releasing the other 7 classic Gamera titles. There’s also a commentary track from August Ragone that fills us in on the legend of Godzilla’s biggest reptile rival. An anatomical drawing explains Gamera’s guts that give him power. This is the right tribute to the turtle that would eventually become a friend to all children named Timmy. Here’s a peak at his atomic shell action:

    Iron Man: The Complete 1994 Animated Television Special brings the complete adventures of Tony Stark and his magnificent flying suits. He spends a lot of the time battling it out with The Mandarin. This Asian menace has 10 deadly rings like Phil Jackson. Luckily Iron Man doesn’t work alone as he gets to count on Nick Fury, War Machine, Scarlet Witch and Hawkeye watching his back. Because of the era, the normal guys in the cartoon wears the Miami Vice uniform of t-shirt and sports jacket. The animation looks like an extension of the GI Joe style. Tony Stark is voiced by Robert Hays (Airplane). Chuck McCann pops up as the voice of Blizzard. Efrem Zimbalist Jr. (The FBI) nails the vocal part as Justin Hammer. There are 26 episodes spread over 3 DVDs. This is fine for kids who get hooked on the Robert Downey Jr. Here’s a peak at what’s in the box.

    X-Men: Volume 5 wraps up the animated series that ran on Fox in the ’90s. These are the 14 episodes that brought the story of Professor Xavier to an end. “The Phalanx” has another batch of aliens sneaking onto the Earth. Magneto wants to use these newcomers to take down humanity. “Storm Front” has Storm engaged to the alien Arkon. The other X-Men aren’t sure of the stranger from another planet. “Jubilee’s Fairytale Theater” has her taking a group of kids in a cave near the mansion. Things get hairy when a cave in strikes. “Old Soldiers” throws us back to when Wolverine and Captain America were beating up on the Red Skull during World War II. This is the prime episode of the season. “Graduation Day” is the finale with Xavier’s life in the balance and only a radical treatment as the cure. Magneto comes into play. It’s a good caper for the afternoon animated series. Here’s a little treat from the show:

  • Contest Round-Up: 2010-05-13

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    Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at FRED. Every week, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of SURVIVORS: THE COMPLETE SERIES (1975) on DVD.

    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of SURVIVORS: SEASON 1 on DVD.

    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of MERLIN: SEASON 1 on DVD.

    In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of EDGE OF DARKNESS on Blu-Ray/DVD.

    In conjunction with E1 Entertainment, we’re giving away five (5) copies of THE ABBOTT & COSTELLO SHOW on DVD.

  • Win THE ABBOTT & COSTELLO SHOW on DVD!

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    In conjunction with E1 Entertainment, we’re giving away five (5) copies of THE ABBOTT & COSTELLO SHOW on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 26th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 26th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win EDGE OF DARKNESS on Blu-Ray/DVD!

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    In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of EDGE OF DARKNESS on Blu-Ray/DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 26th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 26th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win MERLIN: SEASON 1 on DVD!

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    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of MERLIN: SEASON 1 on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 26th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 26th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win SURVIVORS: SEASON 1 on DVD!

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    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of SURVIVORS: SEASON 1 on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 26th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 26th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win SURVIVORS: THE COMPLETE SERIES (1975) on DVD!

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    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of SURVIVORS: THE COMPLETE SERIES (1975) on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 26th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 26th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Cabin Fever 93: Oh Yeah!

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    cabin.jpgOh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the FRED…

    Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

    Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

    Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

    Hugs and Kisses,
    Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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    CABIN FEVER #93: Oh Yeah! – Aaron and Brian return to rock you like a hurricane, or at the very least a mild wind. A taste test is approached with caution, some movies discussed and a general catch-up on what the last couple of weeks have contained. It’s hard sometimes to write these. 93 episodes though, that’s amazing. I remember back in 2008 when…

    [CONTENT WARNING]: Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!

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  • Bagged & Boarded 55: Dr. Crazy Asian Man and “The Lady-Boners”

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    What happens when two young men let their love of movies, comic books, and all things “geek” take over their lives? They run away from their families, bringing only the most essential DVDs and comics to their secret, highly fortified underground bunker in sunny Southern California, where they start recording podcasts that will change the world.

    Are they heroes?

    No.

    Are they geniuses?

    Far from it.

    Are they the future of this planet?

    I sure hope not.

    Simply put… Matt Cohen and Jesse Rivers are “Bagged and Boarded”.

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    BAGGED & BOARDED #55: Dr. Crazy Asian Man and “The Lady-Boners” – In which Matt and Jesse meet an incredibly racist new friend, discuss some exciting new developments for the future of the podcast, and attempt to invent a new nickname for female masturbation. Totally safe for work… if your boss is awesome.

    [CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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  • Interview: Charlie Craig

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    craigThe real action on a television set doesn’t happen in front of the camera. Behind the scenes the show’s producers wear every possible hat – they pitch the pilot, write the scripts, hire actors, and oversee film editing. Over the years that job has become even more complex. As cable has broadened the creative possibilities and show topics are more niche, creators have had to expand their knowledge base.

    Charlie Craig knows this better then anyone. He was a writer and supervising producer on The X-Files and, more recently, executive producer of Eureka, one of SyFy channel’s most highly rated shows. Today he spends his days writing pilots and pitches for new shows. Craig talked to Erin Biba about the balancing act of making a show from pitch to production.

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    ERIN BIBA: How many show ideas do you have to come up with before you get one on the air?

    CRAIG: When I started doing this 25 years ago you came up with an idea and could go and pitch it to all the different studios and networks and one would like it. But now there are many more networks, which sounds good from a writer’s standpoint, but each one of those networks has an extremely particular set of criteria for what they want to put on the air. It’s narrowcasting.

    I have a deal with Fox 21, which is a studio, to make pilots. Every idea is just good for one network and if they don’t like it I have to throw it out and come up with a new idea. It’s become much more difficult. You’d think with all these networks you’ve got it made.

    When I started in 1985 Kate & Allie was the only half hour comedy in the top 20 and there were only basically three networks. When you came up with an idea your agent got excited and said: “Let’s go pitch to the three networks on Friday and one of them will outbid the other.”

    Flash forward to today and there are more networks then I can count and even networks you don’t think are in the live action business are starting to get into it like Cartoon Network. To succeed and realize some level of potential each network has had to carve up the spectrum of public interest into a particular slice.

    BIBA: So, realistically, you have to come up with a lot more then one idea.

    CRAIG: Right. I have to say: who’s the idea for and does it appeal to enough people that I’m not limiting myself to a niche? It’s no longer good enough to just have an interesting idea for a television show. That is the starting place. Now it has to be: that’s interesting but what niches can it go into? My work has quadrupled. It’s not just about a good idea.

    Now I have to come up with 8 new ideas every year and that’s a lot work.

    You hope to find something that sparks you and run it by your agent and hope he doesn’t say: “They tried that a CBS and it didn’t work out. Everything on TV is already like that and ratings aren’t very good.” The hardest thing is not psyching yourself out. There’s a five-minute lag after coming up with something when your brain starts to generate ideas about why it’s not good

    With the incredible number of networks there’s a greater sense of frenzy. There’s a bit of a frantic nature now — pitching a show is much more complex and much more hurried than it used to be.

    BIBA: Do you worry that your show concepts aren’t as good because you’ve had to significantly increase the volume of what you’re putting out?

    All good ideas become diluted because that’s the process of television. Honestly, some of the best work I’ve done has been when somebody threw an idea at me and said: “If you can do this in a week we’ll put it on the air.” There is no safety net, you can’t fail because everyone else already has, and in this amount of time who would expect me to succeed anyway? Whatever I come up with will be fresh and accessible. That frees your mind. Some of the best stuff I’ve done has come from that need for speed.

    BIBA: But that speed isn’t relegated to the moments when you were asked to save something at the last minute. Isn’t working fast the key factor on any television set?

    CRAIG: When I’m running a TV show it’s always about hustle. There’s no time to go back home and think about things. When you’re writing, running, and producing a show you have ten minutes to come up with the best possible solution and implement it. Pressure makes diamonds. I learned that in the ’80s on TV shows. If you’re good, when you’re forced to suck it up and do it, you get it accomplished.

    BIBA: So what, exactly, is happening on the set that pulls you in so many directions?

    CRAIG: In TV you’re sitting in an office coming up with idea. Meanwhile, people are shooting nine pages of your script. It’s all about the calendar. For example: They’re shooting episode two right now and we haven’t written episode four. It preps in two days. If we don’t have something ready it will cost $100,000. Then you have to cast the episode you’ve already written, go in to post and edit episodes which are about to start airing. All the while your sitting around creatively saying: “We’ve got ten more episodes we have to come up with.”

    The downside of that is often you write a script a couple weeks before it shoots and then you get notes, things change, and tomorrow you’re shooting something you rewrote today, which doesn’t have the polish but time’s up. That’s a big reason why a lot of television is good but not great. You end up making decisions at the last minute that have lasting impact.

    BIBA: Sounds exhausting.

    CRAIG: It’s a real balancing act. That’s what everyday is like running a show. At least you come home at the ending of it saying: “Not sure what I accomplished, but we didn’t shut down, and no one fired me.” But if you’re good at it you enjoy it. There’s something about coming home and knowing I had to make 25 decisions and because 20 of them were good I’m good at what I do. The sheer volume causes you to feel like you have lived up to your title as a producer.

    Follow author Erin Biba on Twitter: @ErinBiba

  • FREDagator: 2010-05-11

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    Fans of Minder & Star Wars – Melt your mind with this…

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 5/7/10: Big Blue Bridges

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    The epic films of David Lean are an essential part of any cinematic library, and the first to make the transition to high definition is the sweeping Doctor Zhivago (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP), and it looks and sounds absolutely incredible. Just to add icing to the cake, it’s packed with bonus materials, including an audio commentary, a new retrospective, a making-of documentary, vintage featurettes and interviews, the theatrical trailer, and a sampler CD of Maurice Jarre’s score.

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    Robots are cool. So is brushing your teeth. Go with me on this… When you combine a toothbrush and a tiny little motor, you get the uber-cool BristleBot Toothbrush Robot ($7.99), which you can race against each other (after personalizing it, of course). It’s small, it’s cheap, and it’s fn. Ace.

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    I’m always leery of a new take on Hamlet (BBC, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$24.99 SRP), but when it was revealed that the young Dane would be played by David Tennant and Claudius would be played by Patrick Stewart, well, I knew I’d have to give it a spin. And it is worth a viewing. Bonus materials include an audio commentary and a making-of featurette.

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    It’s been a few months and the new series has been hitting our shores, so hat means it’s time for another clutch of classic [Doctor Who] DVD releases. This time, we get a pair of Jon Pertwee adventures – The Monster Of Peladon (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP) and The Curse Of Peladon (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP). The 3rd release is a Tom Baker outing, The Masque Of Mandragora (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP), and all 3 are packed with bonus materials including audio commentaries, interviews, featurettes, and much more.

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    Using the Poppinsonian maxim of a spoonful of sugar, Paramount has dipped into their catalogue for a trio of new-to-Blu-Ray releases, the first of which is the aforementioned sugar – Saving Private Ryan (Paramount, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP). [Ryan] looks & sounds better than any previous DVD release, and the 2-disc special edition contain an introduction from Spielberg, making-of featurettes, historical featurettes, and a documentary on WWII combat photographers. The medicine is a pair of less than stellar flicks – Harrison Ford in K-19: The Widowmaker and Kurt Russell in Escape From LA (Paramount, Rated PG-13/R, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP each). [Escape] is featureless, but [K-19] carries over an audio commentary, a making-of, and a trio of featurettes.

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    Presented by Sir John Gielgud, Six Centuries Of Verse (Acorn, Not Rated, DVD-$69.99 SRP) is an epic exploration of English-language poetry through the centuries, featuring performances by the likes of Anthony Hopkins and Julian Glover.

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    While the new Blu-Ray edition of Tombstone (Hollywood Pictures, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP) retains the making-of featurette, trailers, storyboards, and TV spots of the most recent DVD special edition, the high-def debut of Armageddon (Touchstone, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP) is barren compared to the bonus-heavy Criterion edition of yore, giving us only a music video and trailers. Such a shame.

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    The comedy isn’t terribly nuanced, but there is a sucker punch level of laughs to be had from Leigh Francis’s grotesque creations in The Complete Bo’ Selecta! (Channel 4, Not Rated, Region 2, DVD-£29.99 SRP). The box set contains all 3 series plus the holiday special, filled with the likes of Keith Lemon, Avid Merrion, The Bear, Craig David, and more. Also available is the tribute special Cha’mone Mo’ Fo’ Selecta: A Tribute To Michael Jackson (Channel 4, Not Rated, Region 2, DVD-£12.99 SRP).

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    Universal dips into the vaults for the latest in the Backlot Series, The Barbara Stanwyck Collection (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP). The 6 films included are [Internes Can’t Take Money], [The Great Man’s Lady], [The Bride Wore Boots], [The Lady Gambles], [All I Desire], and [There’s Always Tomorrow].

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    You remember [The Santa Clause]? Where Tim Allen assumes the mantle of Santa Claus and family-friendly, heart-warming hilarity ensued? Well, replace Allen with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and make the former wrestler the titular mythical creature of Tooth Fairy (Fox, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP). Yeah. You heard me. The 3-disc set contains an audio commentary, behind-the-scenes featurettes, deleted scenes, a gag reel, and a standard DVD copy of the film.

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    Their marriage may not have been the happiest, but there’s no doubt that both Carole King and James Taylor knew how to write a song, which is evident on their recent reunion concert disc Live At The Troubadour (Hear Music, $19.98 SRP). And, because you know you want it, there’s also a bonus DVD of the concert, for those who want to see all of the water under this ex-couple’s bridge.

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    The films are good, but Universal’s new Blu-Ray/DVD flipper discs are still an unwelcome abominations – which is a shame, since the trio of catalogue titles – Out Of Africa, Traffic, & The Jackal (Universal, Rated PG/R/R, Blu-Ray-$26.98 SRP each) – deserve better treatment than this. Each film ports over the bonus films featured in the previous standard DVD editions (but [Traffic] is lacking the extensive materials found on the old Criterion release).

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    Recently re-released as a Blu-Ray special edition, the Colin Firth version of Pride & Prejudice (A&E, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP) makes its standard DVD debut in a 2-disc edition featuring the same bonus featurettes found on the high-def version.

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    David Lynch’s adaptation of Dune (Universal, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$26.98 SRP) is one of those glorious, overblown, disastrous fantasy flicks that seemed to come fast and furious in the 1980’s. The new high-def transfer is certainly impressive, and while the film is tedious at best and certainly off-putting, the new edition should make fans happy, as it ports over the deleted scenes and featurettes from the standard DVD special edition.

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    Set in a post-apocalyptic world where technology has failed and mankind is living by a thread after a plague sweeps the land, Survivors (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$79.98 SRP) was creator Terry Nation’s take on an oft-told tale, but a well told take nonetheless. This new box set contains the complete run, plus a documentary and photo galleries. It’s gotten a release because the modern day remake is hitting DVD with Survivors: The Complete Seasons One And Two (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP), a slicker, if not better, update. Bonus materials include featurettes and profiles.

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    Featuring rare footage from his own personal collection, Andy Kaufman: World Inter-Gender Wrestling Champion (Microwerks, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) is a documentary about the most controversial – and some say professionally destructive – period of the late comedian’s career. Regardless, it’s an interesting look into the mind of an original.

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    In the mood for a mildly entertaining romantic comedy with likeable actors that won’t cause upset and will quickly wash off after it’s all over? Well, then It’s Complicated (Universal, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$36.98 SRP) is for you. Starring Meryl Streep & Alec Baldwin as a divorced couple on good terms who begin to rekindle their romance – which is rather awkward for his young wife and Streep’s new beau (Steve Martin). Bonus materials include an audio commentary and a making-of featurette.

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    Remember that surprisingly chilling horror film a few years back about a team of female spelunkers who are hunted by subterranean creatures during an expedition gone wrong? You know, [The Descent]? Well, now it all gets a bit naffer with The Descent Part 2 (Lionsgate, Rated R, DVD-$28.98 SRP), which finds the survivor of the original film forced to go back into the caves, by the local sheriff, on a search mission for her missing companions. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, deleted scenes, and a storyboard gallery.

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    I’m not a fan, but there are plenty of kids who adore the little red monster and will probably happy tap along with Sesame Street: The Best Of Elmo 2 (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), which contains almost an hour’s worth of the furry bastard. Now where the DVD release of Kermit’s best bits?

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    A surprising and welcome arrival on DVD is the second volume collecting On The Road with Charles Kuralt (Acorn, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP) – the Emmy-winning travelogue that featured Kuralt, a motor home, and destinations and personalities across the breadth of the United States. The 3-disc set features 18 episodes, plus updates.

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    While not as funny as some of their previous television incarnations, there’s still plenty of fun to be had in the second season of Tracey Ullman’s State Of The Union (Eagle Media, Not Rated, DVD-$19.93 SRP), which finds her playing 53 different characters rooted in American life. Bonus materials include deleted scenes, featurettes, sing-alongs, and more.

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    Cross Doo Wop with [The Sunshine Boys] and you have The Dukes (E1, Rated PG-13, DVD-$24.98 SRP), a pretty fun little caper comedy about a down on their hells Doo Wop group who decides to stage a comeback – only this comeback involves stealing 35 pounds of gold. The cast – Robert Davi, Chazz Palminteri, & Peter Bogdanovich – are clearly having fun. Bonus features include an audio commentary, interviews, and deleted scenes.

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    It’s a bit disconcerting as you try and process the age difference in the 70’s-filmed [Honeymooners Specials], which brought the cast back together for one last spin as The Kramdens and The Nortons, but once you get into it, the old magic is there. The Second Honeymoon (MPI, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP) finds Ralph and Alice renewing their vows on their 25th wedding anniversary, while Valentine Special (MPI, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP) is pretty self-explanatory. Both discs also contain rare parody skits.

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    Translated from its smash Broadway run and bringing Andy Griffith and Don Knotts together on screen for the first time, No Time For Sergeants (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) is one of those comedies that I’ve been waiting eagerly for, and this remastered edition is a welcome arrival.

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    With Memorial Day right around the corner, Warners has dipped into the archives for some manly men classics to release as part of their TCM: Greatest Classic Films Collection. The first, TCM Classics: Westerns (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$27.98 SRP), contains [The Stalking Moon], [Ride The High Country], [Pat Garrett And Billy The Kid], & [Chisum]. TCM Classics: War (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$27.98 SRP) sports [Battle Of The Bulge] , [The Dawn Patrol], [Gunga Din], & [Operation Pacific]. I just wish both releases weren’t on those damn flipper discs.

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    By the time we reach the Saturday Morning Cartoons: 1980s collection (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP), we’ve pretty much reached the border between nostalgia and embarrassment, as the offerings on hand in this 2-disc overview of the decade’s animated offerings includes the likes of Mister T, Chuck Norris, Ed Grimley, Thundarr, and The Biskitts. At least there’s a little featurette on the history of Thundarr.

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    Tony Stark becomes a teenage superhero in Nickelodeon’s Iron Man: Armored Adventures (Genius, Not Rated, DVD-$29.93 SRP), which I assume is a change meant to appeal to kids – although why one would think they couldn’t identify with a 30-something multibillionaire arms manufacturer, I’ll never know. The 4-disc box set contains all 26 episodes, plus storyboards and original sketches.

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    See a man do some incredibly foolish things to his body in the name of adventure in Man Vs. Wild: Season 4 (Discovery, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP). The man in question is crazy survivalist Bear Grylls, and the 3-disc set contains all 13 episodes, plus extended scenes and a preview episode.

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    It’s another quarter of episodes to entertain the kiddies with Go Diego Go!: The Great Panda Adventure (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP) which – in addition to adventures with pandas, lemurs, koalas, and beavers – also features a pair of videos from the Fresh Bat Band.

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    It seems like there’s been a couple hundred editions released, but the new special edition of Dirty Dancing (Lionsgate, Rated PG-13, DVD-$29.98 SRP) sports a brand new, damn spiffy video transfer that makes the film look better than it ever has in any previous release. Bonus features include audio commentaries, featurettes, documentaries, a tribute to Patrick Swayze, outtakes, interviews, music videos, and much more. A Blu-Ray edition ($34.99 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus materials.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Contest Round-Up: 2010-05-06

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    Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at FRED. Every week, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away four (4) copies of DALZIEL & PASCOE: SEASON 1 on DVD.

    In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of SESAME STREET: THE BEST OF ELMO 2 on DVD.

  • Win SESAME STREET: THE BEST OF ELMO 2 on DVD!

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    In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of SESAME STREET: THE BEST OF ELMO 2 on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 19th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 19th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win DALZIEL & PASCOE: SEASON 1 on DVD!

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    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away four (4) copies of DALZIEL & PASCOE: SEASON 1 on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 19th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 19th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.