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- Despite the fact that she\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s been hanging with Tom Cruise<\/a>, Victoria Beckham will not be joining the church of Scientology. The former Posh spice reportedly said “There\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s no way I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d spend any money on that nonsense” when asked about the church. We here at QSE news would like to congratulate Mrs. Beckham on her firm stance, but would also like to warn her that when the evil Xenu returns to Earth, Mrs. Beckham is totally screwed.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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- In a shocking revelation, Britney Spears’s first husband<\/a>, (you remember… the guy she was married to for 55 hours?\u00c2\u00a0 Yeah, him.) says that Britney has a drug problem.\u00c2\u00a0 This comes as a shock to many as the pop star has yet to display any of the crazy or erratic behavior associated with a severe drug problem. However, if she ever does, you’ll hear it here first.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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- This just in… Britney Spears DOES have a substance abuse<\/a> problem!\u00c2\u00a0 How about that.\u00c2\u00a0 And it appears that our Brit was not content in merely checking into one, chintzy room at Malibu’s Promises Rehab center.\u00c2\u00a0 On the contrary, Britney has rented out an entire wing of the facility because, according to one nurse, she “wanted a room for each and every voice in her head.”<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n
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- This just in… Britney Spears DOES have a substance abuse<\/a> problem!\u00c2\u00a0 How about that.\u00c2\u00a0 And it appears that our Brit was not content in merely checking into one, chintzy room at Malibu’s Promises Rehab center.\u00c2\u00a0 On the contrary, Britney has rented out an entire wing of the facility because, according to one nurse, she “wanted a room for each and every voice in her head.”<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
- In a shocking revelation, Britney Spears’s first husband<\/a>, (you remember… the guy she was married to for 55 hours?\u00c2\u00a0 Yeah, him.) says that Britney has a drug problem.\u00c2\u00a0 This comes as a shock to many as the pop star has yet to display any of the crazy or erratic behavior associated with a severe drug problem. However, if she ever does, you’ll hear it here first.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
- Despite the fact that she\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s been hanging with Tom Cruise<\/a>, Victoria Beckham will not be joining the church of Scientology. The former Posh spice reportedly said “There\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s no way I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d spend any money on that nonsense” when asked about the church. We here at QSE news would like to congratulate Mrs. Beckham on her firm stance, but would also like to warn her that when the evil Xenu returns to Earth, Mrs. Beckham is totally screwed.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n