{"id":2769,"date":"2006-12-11T01:07:21","date_gmt":"2006-12-11T05:07:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.quickstopentertainment.com\/?p=2769"},"modified":"2006-12-11T01:07:21","modified_gmt":"2006-12-11T05:07:21","slug":"qse-news-12112006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/asitecalledfred.com\/2006\/12\/11\/qse-news-12112006\/","title":{"rendered":"QSE News: 12\/11\/2006"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Here are today\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s top entertainment headlines:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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$\"qsnews.jpg\"$ Comedy Central is set to air a new satirical cartoon named Lil\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 Bush<\/em><\/a>. The cartoon will follow a younger version of Bush and some of his friends as they make their way through elementary school. To keep the show as authentic as possible the show will remain on the air regardless of whether or not the majority of the United States population likes it.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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Ice Cube and Snoop Dogg are pairing up for a tour of Canada<\/a>. All 14 Black people in Canada are reportedly \u00e2\u20ac\u0153totally stoked.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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Nerd’s rejoice!!\u00c2\u00a0 After months of speculation, it has been confirmed that director J.J. Abrams will helm a new Star Trek<\/em> prequel movie<\/a> scheduled to hit theaters in 2009.\u00c2\u00a0 When asked for comment, one fan, who was seen wearing pointy, prosthetic ears and peering at the outside world from a basement window in his parent’s home, proclaimed, in perfect Klingon, “Kluck ha gamog!!\u00c2\u00a0 Kluck ha gamog!!!”<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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Metallica has written 25 songs for a new album<\/a>. Commenting on the style of the new songs, drummer Lars Ulrich said \u00e2\u20ac\u0153In my day we didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have these fancy recordin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 contraptions that they have now-a-days. We use to record using wax and a needle stolen from our mother\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s wretching machine.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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And finally, Mariah Carey is suing a porn star<\/a> over the use of a similar name. Porn star Mary Carey responded to the suit saying \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Oh yeah\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 You like that? Oh. Give it to me. Harder. Faster.\u00c2\u00a0 Yeah, that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s it.\u00c2\u00a0 You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re a dirty boy.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s all for today\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.<\/p>\n
(Compiled by J. Allen<\/em>)<\/p>\n
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