Burn Notice starts on USA this week,
HELLBOY on FX is cool AND a freak.

NBC has the “mostly” funny Last Comic Standing,
But CBS is where the “hit” Big Brother X is landing.

ConAir on TNT or Hell’s Kitchen on FOX?
You’ll never hear Chef Ramsey say, “Put the bunny back in the box.”

So thank you to Will for layin’ it out,
You sho’ ’nuff know what TV’s about.

-Ode to Will