Comments on: Party Favors: Billy Mays For President http://asitecalledfred.com/2008/03/06/party-favors-billy-mays-for-president/ Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:37:42 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 By: Kill Billy May I? http://asitecalledfred.com/2008/03/06/party-favors-billy-mays-for-president/comment-page-1/#comment-9678 Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:37:42 +0000 http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/2008/03/06/party-favors-billy-mays-for-president/#comment-9678 Even though I have a mute button, I can’t get to my remote fast enough to kill the audio on my TV when Billy Mays comes on. Typically, I jump to the pause button so I can go run an errand in the house and fast forward when I get back… Mute is better. By muting, I don’t have to see his JackAss face when I come back to my TV. I even find his looks irritating. I mean, does this guy dye his beard with a black Magic Marker? If the guy was about 200 pounds lighter, he would look like one of those terrorists we see… Oh wait, he already is a terrorist, holding most folks HOSTAGE when he is yelling in his irritating high-pitched voice.

What the heck is with the people who hire this JACKASS to pitch their products? I might even try one if they had a less-offensive person as a pitchman, but the commercials are so offensive I REFUSE TO BUY and I might even start a letter campaign and write the advertisers telling them TO FIRE “Yelly” Mays.

Well, I guess I should simply look on the bright side and realize a Billy Mays commercial is a good reason to get up off the couch and go take a whizz, because indeed, he &^$$#$ me off too.

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